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Cyrrex
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on: April 13, 2009, 05:45:46 AM

I had thought that, as a species, we had already learned that this was a poor idea:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

The bad news is that she apparently didn't die.

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Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 06:04:46 AM

Where is it written that she tried to attack the polar bear?

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Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 06:05:56 AM

She didn't try and attack it. tShe did get charged with tresspassing though.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 06:07:09 AM

It didn't say she attacked the Polar bear, I just took a bit of a liberty with that part.  I mean, WHAT ELSE WAS SHE FUCKING THINKING.

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Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 06:09:20 AM

Based on the pictures, it appears as though a rival female bear attempted to attack an alpha polar bear.

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Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 06:21:33 AM

It didn't say she attacked the Polar bear, I just took a bit of a liberty with that part.  I mean, WHAT ELSE WAS SHE FUCKING THINKING.
As far as I know she wanted to kuddle and play with them.

She is mentally ill as well.

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Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 06:43:17 AM

It didn't say she attacked the Polar bear, I just took a bit of a liberty with that part.  I mean, WHAT ELSE WAS SHE FUCKING THINKING.

i believe the word is 'aggro'

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Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 07:05:00 AM

Am I the only one who watched the youtube video and had the jingle, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?!" going through their head?

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Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 07:08:46 AM

 awesome, for real

Just the picture in the linked article was awesome.  I'm going to have to find the video when I get home.

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Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 07:47:27 AM

awesome, for real

Just the picture in the linked article was awesome.  I'm going to have to find the video when I get home.

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Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 09:18:54 AM

I read an article a few months ago about the amount of people that try to get near zoo animals.  The number is much higher than one would think.  People are really fucking stupid, even more so when it comes to wild animals. 

Then there's the other side of it, like the guy who was killed by the big cat in the California zoo a year or two ago.  He and his buddies were supposedly fucking with the cat before it got out. 
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Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 09:30:31 AM

The really sad part here is that I guarantee no lesson was learned.  Those bears were very obviously not trying to kill her from the video.  They were playing, as only a critter that weighs over a ton can.  If the one that bit her had wanted her dead, she'd be in two pieces.
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Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 10:10:01 AM

The guy who was trying to convert a lion to Christianity is still my favorite.

EDIT: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/3887764/detail.html
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Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 11:38:41 AM

The guy who was trying to convert a lion to Christianity is still my favorite.

What? ok gonna have to google that, that is, thats.... I don't know what that is but man it is 10 types of awsome.

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Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 12:19:05 PM

If you search we discussed the lion here.  I remember something about how Lions and Christians are ancestral enemies.

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Reply #15 on: April 13, 2009, 12:27:14 PM

The guy who was trying to convert a lion to Christianity is still my favorite.

EDIT: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/3887764/detail.html
"He also said, "Come bite me" before one of the male lions attacked and bit the man."

Behold the power of Christ!  He can command Lions to do his whim!

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Reply #16 on: April 13, 2009, 01:17:56 PM

It didn't say she attacked the Polar bear, I just took a bit of a liberty with that part.  I mean, WHAT ELSE WAS SHE FUCKING THINKING.

LUNCH! They were feeding the bears at the time - she clearly just listened to her stomach.

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Reply #17 on: April 13, 2009, 08:20:26 PM

I think it would have been most fitting if the bear that chomped on her was actually Knut.


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