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Topic: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! (Read 17466 times)
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CmdrSlack
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Ok, verily pwned. I submit this as something unrelated: Stranger: what is your fetish?
You: bots who ask about fetishes/
Stranger: sweet
You: yeah binary is hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Retarded, but doesn't require spoiler tags. |
I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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schild
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Caution: Long, and there's no payoff yet. Also, I make a wicked racist remark about asian sexual equipment. What? It's the internet and it's really anonymous.
TO BE CONTINUED
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schild
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Ok, verily pwned. I submit this as something unrelated: Stranger: what is your fetish?
You: bots who ask about fetishes/
Stranger: sweet
You: yeah binary is hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Retarded, but doesn't require spoiler tags. I think we could make a corollary though: You: hi!
Stranger: Hey. I'm male, usa 17, denver co
You: Of course you are.
You have disconnected. I'd say that works too. It is, however, some backwards England shit though. |
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schild
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My surrogate cybersex partner disconnected after 30 minutes. He either found something or nothing. I am depressed.
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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So what IS everyone's A/S/L these days?
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Segoris
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You: Well, I have to admit, it seems like you're pretty well prepared for cybering on the web. I think it's time we make a checklist for determining this.  |
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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You: Yea, it's kind of like looking for love in a bin full of dirty needles. Beautifully concise! |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Yegolev
Moderator
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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So what IS everyone's A/S/L these days?
You have my facebook to check this.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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So what IS everyone's A/S/L these days?
You have my facebook to check this. I haven't looked in there for a bit. It seems to be filled with people I don't know!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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climbjtree
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Stranger: happy 9/11
You: haha wow
Stranger: the game
You: the game?
Stranger: you just lost it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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schild
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That is an excellent example of my last rule.
5. None of these rules apply if it's a member of anonymous, they just act like gibbering children.
Thanks for posting it.
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stu
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: good or evil?
Stranger: cwhere you live
You: uptown
You: good or evil
You: ...
You: I cast lvl19 scrool of perception
You: you are definite evil
You: I slay you with Sword of Infinity
You: I gain +12 XP
You: congratulations you have gained a lvel!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi i am 22 male from italy u pls?
You: 79 f/dwarf/ragnod
You: 79 is young for our race
You: lik a 15yar old
Stranger: what???
You: I can be a kobold if that's wat you lik
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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« Last Edit: September 11, 2009, 12:37:05 PM by stu »
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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