schild
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Possibly the best thing on the internet. Just chat with a total stranger: You: hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how u doing?
You: you know you know
Stranger: no, actually I dont
You: I have been asked to inquire about how we can eliminate hunger in Darfur without destablizing a legitamate government. You wouldn't happen to know, would you?
Stranger: to be honest, maybe I would
Stranger: but I dont really give a shit
You: That is an acceptable answer.
You: You may proceed.
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K9
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I tried this the other day and nothing happened for me.
Maybe I'll try again tomorrow.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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schild
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That's because you have to make the action happen. You can't rely on internet strangers for nothin (except on f13, we have some good people here).
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Signe
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Muse.
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hi!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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lesion go have some random conversations and post them here
for all that is holy, go forth young warrior of the light
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lamaros
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You: hello!
Stranger: brizl
You: what?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fag
You: I speak english
Stranger: out
Stranger: no you dont
You: oh
Stranger: are uo stupit
Stranger: got damn
You: no, i dont.
You: what do you want it for?
Stranger: only fags talk likle you
Stranger: i peace prize
You: oh I have had better conversations. |
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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This is AWESOME! You: FIEND!
Stranger: BEAST!
You: RIDICULOUS ACCUSATION!
Stranger: RAPIST!
You: PEPPER SHAKER?
Stranger: CILANTRO!
You: FERVENT SODOMY!
Stranger: PELVIC GYRATION!!
You: COUNTER CLOCKWISE?
Stranger: INDEED
You: PERPOSTROUS!
Stranger: BLASPHEMY!
You: HERETIC OF LAMBCHOPS!
Stranger: MINION OF FILET!
You: EUPHEMISM O'DOURVE
Stranger: BAGUETTE!
You: :(
Stranger: I'm sorry... did I hurt your feelings?
You: I feel baguette may have been too far for this conversation
Stranger: I apologize... how can I make it up to you?
Stranger: would you like to go get some ice cream
You: Please, if we could
Stranger: where would you like to go?
You: Ben & Jerry's
Stranger: Perfect
You: Meet around 9?
Stranger: sounds like a plan
You: I'll see you then, Stranger!
Stranger: I'll bring the money
Stranger: Au Revoir
You: Toodles |
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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You: well, this is strange
Stranger: salut!
You: Francais?
Stranger: nooo
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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First one. Stranger: wanna hear a dead baby joke
You: Sure.
Stranger: how do you get a baby into a shoe box
Stranger: a blender
You: don't know, how?
Stranger: how do u get it out
You: A straw.
Stranger: nacho chips
You: Got any more?
Stranger: yea wats the difference between a dead baby and a sanwitch
You: do tell.
Stranger: you dont fuck the samwitch before you eat it
You: that's actually a good one.
You: moar plz.
Stranger: which is easier to unload a truck of bowling balls or a truck of dead babies
Stranger: the dead babies because you can use a pitchfork
You: /bow
You: I might have something that you'd like. Give me a sec
Stranger: id stay but my fans await And I was gonna give him a link for the emo german cutting girl...  |
"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Stranger: Fala véio
You: sup?
Stranger: Blz véio?
You: sure
Stranger: é de onde véio?
You: ne
Stranger: pois é
You: mn
Stranger: Brazil véio?
You: and were done |
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schild
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First one. Stranger: wanna hear a dead baby joke
You: Sure.
Stranger: how do you get a baby into a shoe box
Stranger: a blender
You: don't know, how?
Stranger: how do u get it out
You: A straw.
Stranger: nacho chips
The joke is: How do you fit a hundred dead babies (or any number) in a (VW) bug? A blender. How do you get them out? A bag of doritos. My personal favorite has always been: What spins around and taps on the glass every 5 seconds? A baby in a microwave. |
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schild
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By the way, I was in fact typing "You just lost it" but I was too slow. :( |
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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Stranger: Fala véio
You: sup?
Stranger: Blz véio?
You: sure
Stranger: é de onde véio?
You: ne
Stranger: pois é
You: mn
Stranger: Brazil véio?
You: and were done You did the right thing. Your luck is quite rotten. |
"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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schild
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I fucking love this thing.
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schild
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You: Did you know Twizzlers aren't a viable source of nutrition of any sort?
You: Now even the "Rainbow Twist" variety.
Stranger: never heard
You: Ah, well, you do now!
You have disconnected. It's like Twitter Terrorism. Edit: Goddamn, this thing is going to be great for whenever I'm in a foul mood. |
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cmlancas
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This is a random conversation, but not from the website.
You: you smell!
Stranger: like a Nubian god
You: nubian?
Stranger: shut the fuck up!
Stranger: fuck me
You: i'm too stupid for my own good!
You: WHY RED WINE WHY?
Stranger: I'm so smart I'm practically retarded!
You: man
You: it's like a continuum circle
Stranger: I don't see how
You: you're so smart
You: on the bell curve of smartness
You: you've progressed past fully retarded
You: a la simple jack
You: and you've progressed to just before raymond
Stranger: yes. yes, all these things and more. would you like to buy my herbal supplements?
You: no, i want to use you to make millions at vegas
You: clearly
Stranger: I give and I give and I give
You: do fashioned palm-frond stick people really do it for you?
Stranger: sorry, was just ...studying pictures. of stick people. definitely not palm-frond related
You: pictures of stick people
You: man you must love xkcd
Stranger: your MOM does
You: probably not
You: she doesn't get math
You: or computers
You: and definitely not physics
You: or the internet in general
You: that statement is just so full of fail i'm not sure what to do
You: people don't read blogs
You: unless you're fucking famous
You: and i mean really famous
You: like barack obama famous
You: or uh
You: does canada even have a government?
You: oh man, fuck me i'm hilarious
Stranger: I'm sending people over to do just that
You: to start the canadian government, or fuck me in the ass?
Stranger: both in unspecified tandem
You: will i be on a flag?
Stranger: I think they charge extra for that, and I only have $30 in the bank
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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schild
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I really like the phrase "unspecified tandem."
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Stranger: ooooooooooooi You: Racist Slur Showdown! Stranger: usa?? You: .... You: You win. Stranger:  ? |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Stranger: Edward?
You: Jennifer?
Stranger: Boo you whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected. I don't know what just happened. |
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Wasted
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I went to the site but I think talking to a meaningless stranger with absolutely no context except that you are both obviously bored is probably one of the scariest things imaginable to me. I just couldn't make myself do it.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I went to the site but I think talking to a meaningless stranger with absolutely no context except that you are both obviously bored is probably one of the scariest things imaginable to me. I just couldn't make myself do it.
Its better than therapy! At least, that should be their quote. |
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schild
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I went to the site but I think talking to a meaningless stranger with absolutely no context except that you are both obviously bored is probably one of the scariest things imaginable to me. I just couldn't make myself do it.
Don't be a pussy, pussy. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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You: welcome
Stranger: woman?
You: pre-op
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Draegan
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I've been playing around with this for the last few days, found it over at FOHSS.
Anyway I had a full conversation with someone in polish. I don't speak Polish, but he didn't know that. Thanks google translator.
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Mrbloodworth
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This is AWESOME! You: FIEND!
Stranger: BEAST!
You: RIDICULOUS ACCUSATION!
Stranger: RAPIST!
You: PEPPER SHAKER?
Stranger: CILANTRO!
You: FERVENT SODOMY!
Stranger: PELVIC GYRATION!!
You: COUNTER CLOCKWISE?
Stranger: INDEED
You: PERPOSTROUS!
Stranger: BLASPHEMY!
You: HERETIC OF LAMBCHOPS!
Stranger: MINION OF FILET!
You: EUPHEMISM O'DOURVE
Stranger: BAGUETTE!
You: :(
Stranger: I'm sorry... did I hurt your feelings?
You: I feel baguette may have been too far for this conversation
Stranger: I apologize... how can I make it up to you?
Stranger: would you like to go get some ice cream
You: Please, if we could
Stranger: where would you like to go?
You: Ben & Jerry's
Stranger: Perfect
You: Meet around 9?
Stranger: sounds like a plan
You: I'll see you then, Stranger!
Stranger: I'll bring the money
Stranger: Au Revoir
You: Toodles LMFAO! |
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Mrbloodworth
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello
You: No thanks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 You: Sup
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: ?
You: Great movie.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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« Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 08:34:41 AM by Mrbloodworth »
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schild
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In the future Bloodworth, the correct answer is 12/f/japanese.
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FatuousTwat
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Too many lonely dudes looking to cyber who disconnect as soon as you let on that you are also a dude.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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veredus
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You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: hiii
Stranger: are you human
You: last time i checked
You: how about you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: have had long convers. here?
You: No. You're popping my cherry.
You: Congratulations.
Stranger: oh honor
Stranger: where ya from
You: Mars. But yes Still human. Weird huh?
Stranger: hey youre MICK MARS!
You: We do have a lot of italians here on mars
Stranger: well thats gay
Stranger: can i pop your backcherry
You have disconnected.
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schild
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hahahahahahahah Too many lonely dudes looking to cyber who disconnect as soon as you let on that you are also a dude. This is why you say female and fuck with them. Of course, 4chan found this, so they might be fucking with you. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Too many lonely dudes looking to cyber who disconnect as soon as you let on that you are also a dude.
Apparently not lonely enough if a pre-op isn't good enough for them!  |
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Hindenburg
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I knew it!
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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ezrast
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Oban
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Watch out for the guy from Brazil that enjoys fucking monkeys.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Author
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