MrHat
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"hugging the robot"
"scratching the record"
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Nevermore
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Those are two excellent examples of metaphors for masturbation ladies don't use. Or just substitute in any 'verbing the noun' you like, whatever floats your boat.  |
Over and out.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Let me dig up the shirt I bought at the Carlin show last year!  |
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MrHat
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"petting the cat"
"dusting the pantry"
"shucking the clam"
"clicking the mouse"
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tazelbain
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tazelbain
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What's a "lady metaphor"?
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"Me am play gods"
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MrHat
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What's a "lady metaphor"?
"punching the tazelbain" |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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"punching the tazelbain"
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Tarami
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An Internet community comprised majorily of geeky dudes, making up allegories for female masturbation? I think we're onto something rewarding. I'm rather curious what caused this thread to happen, however.  |
- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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Nevermore
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"Degaussing the monitor" Awww yeah!  |
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MrHat
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"digging the well"
"chasing the nun"
"sweeping the carpet"
"plucking the petals"
"folding the laundry"
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MrHat
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An Internet community comprised majorily of geeky dudes, making up allegories for female masturbation? I think we're onto something rewarding. I'm rather curious what caused this thread to happen, however. Too much coffee and not enough to do. It's a fun mental exercise. |
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Mrbloodworth
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"Paddle reprimanding the man in the boat"
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tazelbain
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tazelbain
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Too much coffee and not enough to do. It's a fun mental exercise.
"exercising the lady metaphors" |
"Me am play gods"
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Lakov_Sanite
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"Stimulating the clitoris"
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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schild
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"Stimulating the clitoris"
Way too on the nose. |
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MrHat
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"dotting the i"
"landing the plane"
"bombing the gaza strip"
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Oban
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"Avoiding MrHat"
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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MrHat
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"packing the pipe" ?
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Lantyssa
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Wouldn't this be more appropriately titled "Geeky Guy Metaphors for Female Masturbation"?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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MrHat
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Wouldn't this be more appropriately titled "Geeky Guy Metaphors for Female Masturbation"?
No. Although, "clearing the inbox" |
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Nevermore
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Over and out.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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"fucking the thread"
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Lantyssa
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Fine. I'll play along then.
"Masturbation"
"Not getting any tonight, either. Again."
Oh, and the ever popular:
"You heard me!? <dies of embarresment>"
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Nevermore
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"fucking the thread"
Well, at least it doesn't have to masturbate anymore! |
Over and out.
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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"You heard me!? <dies of embarresment>"
Turn off the microphone, log out of vent or enable push to talk! Geez!  "Banging the drum" "Polishing the spoon" "stuffing the taco" |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Shutting the up.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Tarami
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Pitying the humanity.
Aaah, who am I kidding. It was old as soon as I typed it out. I'm still posting it.
(Fake) edit: No, it's not a metaphor. It's just what I wrote.
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- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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FatuousTwat
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I don't know about metaphors for lady masturbation, but I've always used "Hulking Out" for male variety.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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UnSub
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I knew a woman who referred to getting horny as "getting a wide on". Found that pretty tasteless, personally.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Favorite one I heard a while back is "painting the tulip."
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Samprimary
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It's most often just called "buffin' it" by most of the vox feministas over hyar.
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Margalis
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Gleaming the cube. |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Evildrider
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Fiddling the bean
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I have a couple of female friends who run those parties and sell sex toys for a living. They're pros! But as far as I know, they don't have phrases. Seems like a guy thing.
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