gryeyes
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LK
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Both.
Priority Targets: WhiteBrit, DirtyBirdy
Secondary Targets: High Lander, Cody
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Musashi
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Sent this to DirtyBirdy From YOUR forums.
"It's time to sharpen your knives, polish your shotguns, and put on your dancin' shoes:). 18/04/09 we will be attacking Bat Country. Please arrive in their town just before 22:00hrs server time, and start raising hell.
The goal is to knock out as many of them as possible, so the operation will not be called off until they cry "uncle"...or until they are all taking "I got slapped naps":)
Keep in mind that they are about 2.5hrs pony ride from here, so we should be mounted up and on the road around 19:15hrs tomorrow. If you would like, you can head to that area tonight but please sleep in a town close by and not in Bat Country. We would like to keep a small element of surprise.
Let me know if you have any questions...other then that...kill'em all!
Green light to hit builders, workers, horses, even kill their dogs:P"
Dude...
Perhaps you'd like to take a few minutes to figure out who you're dealing with here. You have no chance at winning. This is just giggles.
TEE HEE SORRY SPY I'm headed to creek. |
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« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 09:27:41 PM by Musashi »
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Samwise
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Roger that.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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LK
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I need an Awesome For Real ASCII, stat.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Pezzle
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Musashi
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I think he's mad. DirtyBirdy Today at 6:29 AM
Doesn't matter...enjoy the constant ko show.
It must be hard to gain experience when you are constantly ko'd?
Your town sucks DirtyBirdy Today at 6:34 AM
From YOUR forums:
We suck...let's just give up. I can't play this game when I am continually knocked out. I guess I will have to go back to sticking a pickle in my butt and watching the dog hump my mom.
xoxoxxo Also, How the fuck did he know about the pickle? |
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schild
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huh?
Edit: Seriously, these unattributed posts. Anyway, who's forum? I don't understand. "From YOUR forum?" What the hell is he referring to. Also, ding, self-grats, 34k posts.
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Musashi
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I sent him the thing that the spy posted. He replied. Look the post I made before that one.
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Sutro
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Fury24 hit for 374. Jiji, streek, sheven all queued. (all springs) Hitting the hay so won't have results on those till morning.
A new challenger appears!
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gryeyes
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And now their plan is canceled and they know they are compromised.
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LK
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If the message didn't tip them off the attacks on their builders would.
Let them guess.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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gryeyes
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Since someone has forwarded this information to the target town, there really isn't any point in proceeding. Just attack at your own leisure.
PS - Bat Country can suck the underside of my dirty balls. Leak that info you rat f*ck. |
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Musashi
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I loled irl.
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Musashi
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From: Gyoza Today at 7:10 AM
To: DirtyBirdy
You know. If your nuts are dirty... You should take a shower. |
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schild
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I feel like we're fighting a day care center.
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LK
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As long as we don't fight back with LolCats, I think we'll be OK.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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gryeyes
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Does anyone know the restraints on removing a person from the town. Does the last time you have deposited into the town account make you immune from removal for a period of time?
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LK
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I think it's bullshit, I think it's if they just joined. After sending a  :
DirtyBirdy Today at 7:35 AM
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Please don't send me pics of your mom...
I swear, they can't be more than... 12. Tops. |
"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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gryeyes
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8 hours and not a single steak.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Shotgun Joan Collins sent me this: Howdy,
Just wanted to say hello...I notice you aren't ko'd...how did that happen? I will see ya soon.
Hugs and kisses:D
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Musashi
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Dude that's funny. He sent me something similar, and I told him I didn't roleplay.
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Samwise
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I replied "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Reg
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Is there any way we can expand this drama to the world 8 West forums? I'm betting that the major West nerds take those very seriously indeed.  |
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LK
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Beastro hasn't expressed interest in getting involved. I did a short summary I'm sending to their leaders of the flow of events and the communications between us. Granted, I don't paint a 100% POSITIVE picture...
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Falconeer
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Sucks. I want to be involved but I am too lazy to understand what am I supposed to do other than leveling. I am 14, by the way. Can I be useful in any way? I have a few money too, would they help the town (which I still don't belong too since I was kicked)?
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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What are the limitations when it comes to leaving & rejoining town? Would it be feasible to do something like leaving town while travelling to Copper Springs/Creek, then rejoining once there and ready for some duelling action? I was knocked out today while travelling to their town, never got a chance to do any damage. :/
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Aez
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It's a good thing that some of you guys enjoy the drama because this is way too much for me. I prefer the stay silent and kill approach.
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gryeyes
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What are the limitations when it comes to leaving & rejoining town? Would it be feasible to do something like leaving town while travelling to Copper Springs/Creek, then rejoining once there and ready for some duelling action? I was knocked out today while travelling to their town, never got a chance to do any damage. :/
2 hour delay between when you leave and rejoin. And its totally viable to be townless to travel/work. Then rejoin whenever you want. Targets of opportunity in copper springs acid87 500$,Bold john donahue 300$,midozidane808 300$,Eustake 300$,Jannokas 300$. Majority of them have 100$+ |
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Xanthippe
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Yeah go ahead and hit their builders right now. If you can incap any duelers or the such, do so. IF you need to leave town to travel, just let me know. We can game the system just as well as they can.
Priority targets are Whitebrit and DirtyBirdy.
Are they gaming the system by their builders leaving town when they aren't building so they can't be targeted? We could also do that. My building motivation is getting low. Need to work jobs to build it back up. If we were to do this, then 4 hours from now would be a good time for me to leave town (after my queued construction) and just before I become vulnerable. In fact, I could work it so I'm always knocked out before I need to sleep anyway. |
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Kamen
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I see 3 or 4 of us are at Copper Springs. I'll be there in about 2 hours to join in on the carnage |
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Xanthippe
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Sucks. I want to be involved but I am too lazy to understand what am I supposed to do other than leveling. I am 14, by the way. Can I be useful in any way? I have a few money too, would they help the town (which I still don't belong too since I was kicked)?
I'm going to be leaving town today at about 19:00:00 server time (3 hours from now), so a spot will open up. I won't be able to build for a couple of days anyway. I assume that these towns have lower members that could be KO'd as well, which would also be helpful to our cause. I assume that dueling is limited to particular levels. |
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Kageru
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I got attacked twice, which is great because I wanted the duelling practice and xp. What I didn't expect is that someone would attack me while carrying 120$ bucks. I almost feel like sending them a thank you letter. Neither where coppers though, New avalon and Yuma townships.
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Is a man not entitled to the hurf of his durf?
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Samwise
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I'm in their town killing their dudes.  |
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Righ
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Let us know in Chatzy who you're hitting.
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