Mass Effect 2 *spoilers around pg 29/30*

[Surlyboi]

Would be nice. Though honestly, the only save games I really cared about were the ME ones, just so I could import all the consequences from one and two into three when it comes it out.

[tmp]

Speaking of DLC, looks there's new appearance pack out. This time for Miranda, Tali and Grunt.

[Shrike]

That's rather unexpected.

Can't say as Grunt looks much different from his alt outfit.

[Sjofn]

Man, it's tempting to get just so I don't have to see Miranda's asscrack.

[tmp]

I'd expect it to still be there, these pants seem to be limited just to panels on the sides.

[Sjofn]

It's black, though, so the crack will not be as IN MY FACE.

[Ratman_tf]

It's black, though, so the crack will not be as IN MY FACE.

[Sjofn]

Haha, man, that is the exact scene where I went "OK, this is getting a little over the top."

[Nightblade]

It's black, though, so the crack will not be as IN MY FACE.

I like the placement of the investigate option.

[Fordel]

A lot of care went into sculpting that behind, you need to respect the modeler and stare as prompted.

[Jeff Kelly]

The Bioware developers need to get out more. With Shepard in ME1 channeling Humbert Humbert and going after a barely legal Liara (she was only a hundred years old after all  ) and him creating a 'hostile work environment' in ME 2 by going after everybody with a pulse I kinda feel that my galaxy saving male Shepard is somewhat of a creep in personal matters.

Penis shaped spaceship with lots of hot available women on board, Shepard and Silvio Berlusconi would get along fine I suppose  .

The male nerd fantasy is strong in this one.

[Velorath]

Penis shaped spaceship

What?

[Sjofn]

Maybe it's shaped like HIS penis. You don't know!


PS: LadyShepard is just as sexual harrassy! Score one for feminism?

[Jeff Kelly]

Penis shaped spaceship

What?

Slight exaggeration for comedic effect ;). Long metal tube with the wings at the back, probes everything it comes into contact with but only lasts for one or maybe two travels before it needs a break to be refueled is only well protected with its shields up and it has a mind of its own (KI and everything). 

[Mosesandstick]

I think Jeff has sex on his mind more than the Bioware developers 

[Jeff Kelly]

I can neither confirm nor deny that. 

[tmp]

PS: LadyShepard is just as sexual harrassy! Score one for feminism?

She doesn't have the pedosmile, though. For better or worse.

[Morat20]

Maybe it's shaped like HIS penis. You don't know!


PS: LadyShepard is just as sexual harrassy! Score one for feminism?

You know, my LadyShep didn't want to talk about Jacobs abs. Which meant, effectively, I had to avoid being in the same room as Jacob. Because no matter what you say, it comes up.

[Sjofn]

I saw the obvious HARRASS JACOB BECAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT BEING IN CHARGE options, so I did not take them, and did not discuss his abs. There is no promise it won't come up again once I resolve his loyalty mission though, and it will annoy me. I hate that even when I'm talking about NOTHING with him, she uses her not-at-all-appealing-to-me flirty voice with him. I think someone mentioned they felt like a cougar, and that pretty much is how I feel about it. I'm all damn, woman, he is not a piece of meat! 

[Ingmar]

ManShep tells him he's in 'top shape' too, FWIW.

[Morat20]

ManShep tells him he's in 'top shape' too, FWIW.

One of the Shadowbroker videos shows him doing situps.

[LK]

I don't ever remember talking about his abs, mainly because I kept it professional with him. Though I guess if ab talk kept coming up, it would make the surveillance showing Jacob doing sit-ups funnier.

[Ingmar]

ManShep tells him he's in 'top shape' too, FWIW.

One of the Shadowbroker videos shows him doing situps.

Kasumi has a bit to say about him too.

[FatuousTwat]

There is a scene where you are having a discussion with Miranda and she keeps standing up/sitting down every 30 seconds so the camera can zoom up on her ass... Just made me bust up laughing, its so fucking  .

[Surlyboi]

ManShep tells him he's in 'top shape' too, FWIW.

One of the Shadowbroker videos shows him doing situps.

Kasumi has a bit to say about him too.

Kasumi wrote fucking haiku about him.

[Sjofn]

Yeah, Kasumi is uh. A bit creepy about him. Perhaps I am reading too much into it, but I'm pretty sure she spies on him. I pretend it's just her way of dealing with having a dead boyfriend. Who can mourn when there are tasty abs?

PigNose MANSHEP now has a sister, PigNose Femshep. Her pignose is glorious. She also has a ponytail to get me out of my Bun Rut. She is an engineer and she is HARDCORE. I'm also doing a hardcore run on a soldier (I haven't thought of a nickname for him, perhaps Mustache MANSHEP), but I have decided I do not love the soldier. It's a fine class, but ... meh. I'd rather be an engineer or infiltrator. I can't decide what bonus power to take on him, either. I don't want to take reave because he's not a dang biotic (theme is important to me!  ), I always take warp ammo but he's a damn soldier, he has like 80 ammo powers, so I'm thinking maybe one of the shield/barrier/whatever powers? Decisions are hard. 

One day I'll actually finish Renegade Femshep's playthrough. I can do about one mission a day on her, so I am nearing the end! I guess she'll keep the collector base just so I have a save somewhere that I did that on, but I still think it's the worst idea ever because Cerberus does not have a good track record when it comes to messing with shit like that.

[tmp]

I still think it's the worst idea ever because Cerberus does not have a good track record when it comes to messing with shit like that.

I say that's more the reason to keep it. I play my games like i browse my forums, if there's no clusterfuck and drama then what's the point?

[UnSub]

I still think it's the worst idea ever because Cerberus does not have a good track record when it comes to messing with shit like that.

I say that's more the reason to keep it. I play my games like i browse my forums, if there's no clusterfuck and drama then what's the point?

Besides, when Cerebus screws up it is fat xp and loot for Shepherd. 

[Morat20]

I'm doing Veteran or Hardcore -- can't remember which -- with a Sentinel. Trying to decide who to do the Insane run with.

[Shrike]

Just did a Shadowbroker run on hardcore for the achievement. Holeeeee sheeeeyit. That's not for the young. Ran as a soldier and expected a fairly easy time. Not even close. I'm reassessing an insanity run at this point.

Control means a lot in the upper difficulties. Also, you NEED ways to deal with various enemy types. Not so apparent at veteren or lower. I've become a lot more impressed with the vanguard the more I play it. However, you pretty much have to have the Mattock rifle. Same with the sentinal.

I"m still contemplating an insane run, but I"m leaning to the sentinal at this point. I think vanguard would work and work pretty well, but that class needs more synergy with his team, whereas the sentinal is similar to the soldier, but doesn't deal with close in confrontations as well. Once that tech armor goes down, you're usually scrambling to keep it up and try to keep your attacks rolling. Not easy sometimes. Again, it almost requires the Mattock to really make it work.

[LK]

Kasumi can have Jacob for all I care. After all, my FemShep can't have her. :P

"Wait, hot asian world-class thief as a romance option? OH SHIIIIII--"

[Bandit]

Just did a Shadowbroker run on hardcore for the achievement. Holeeeee sheeeeyit. That's not for the young. Ran as a soldier and expected a fairly easy time. Not even close. I'm reassessing an insanity run at this point.

Ha, this encounter is truly epic on hardcore.  It took me 10-15 minutes at least with infiltrator.  If I took much longer, I would have ran out of cover points.  Loved it.

[Sky]

Man, it's tempting to get just so I don't have to see Miranda's asscrack.

I was playing as femshep in ME1 with my 3D glasses, when you first get Ashley into the party her booty is POPPIN. Yes I just said that, she's in JLo/Niki Minaj territory. Femshep's is pretty normal, Ashely's has a giant valley.

[Sjofn]

That Phoenix armor, it makes people's asses look big!

[Lantyssa]

I'd rather see her ass in Colossus X.  (More because I like the armor than the arse.)