Lantyssa
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Last night my video gaming after the kid went to bed consisted of grinding on Club Penguin for an hour to get enough coins to secretly replace my kid's puffles that ran off because of a bug.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Righ
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DraconianOne
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Last night my video gaming after the kid went to bed consisted of grinding on Club Penguin for an hour to get enough coins to secretly replace my kid's puffles that ran off because of a bug.
What? How's your kid meant to learn the hard facts of life if you're going to make things easy for him/her/it? You should have got rid of all his/her/its puffles and made him/her/it grind them all from scratch because that's how life works and if you were any good as a parent you'd enforce rigid discipline in him/her/it and demand that they grind it all back - plus extra - before supper. Shame on you.  |
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Sjofn
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Last night my video gaming after the kid went to bed consisted of grinding on Club Penguin for an hour to get enough coins to secretly replace my kid's puffles that ran off because of a bug.
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Engels
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Last night my video gaming after the kid went to bed consisted of grinding on Club Penguin for an hour to get enough coins to secretly replace my kid's puffles that ran off because of a bug.
What? How's your kid meant to learn the hard facts of life if you're going to make things easy for him/her/it? You should have got rid of all his/her/its puffles and made him/her/it grind them all from scratch because that's how life works and if you were any good as a parent you'd enforce rigid discipline in him/her/it and demand that they grind it all back - plus extra - before supper. Shame on you. Exactly. When your son comes looking for a Federal Bailout, we'll know who to blame! |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Triforcer
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Buy your child Darkfall. Its the only way to educate him/her about this cold, cold world  |
All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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UnSub
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My child is too carebear for Darkfall! He only wants to play Wizard101! If only I'd raised him the Broughden way! Going back to the OP: 13 yo dad a possible scam. Everything posted in this thread is suddenly invalidated. EDIT: fixed the link. |
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lamaros
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I'm thinking about becoming a cop so I can 'earn' the 'right' to be a bit of a dickhead all the time (and sometimes just go in to full on raging fuckwit mode).
Also: OMG YOU LET YOU CHILDREN PLAY VIDEO GAMES? NOW THEY WILL BE FAT LOSERS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE.
Whew! Capslock, ain't nothing like it.
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slog
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Seriously, stop talking now. You've got no fucking idea and no fucking right to judge people based on some unrealistic ideals you've got in your head based on taking on the responsibility of owning a puppy.
I have every right to judge my fellow member of society. When they fail at their jobs as parents and it effects society as a whole I have every right to judge them. When the neighbors of the boy responsible for the attack at Columbine High School say that the sound of machinery was so loud they were thinking of calling the police for a noise complaint, the garage is filled with the tools and remnants of bomb making....and yet the parents supposedly had no clue what was happening. I blame them. When two boys, ten and thirteen years old, are able to obtain firearms for a school attack because their grandfather locks them in a glass cabinet which can be easily broken into. I blame them. When I arrest a 15 year old boy for felony crack cocaine possession, and felony intent to sell.....because the mom's boyfriend thought it would be cute to use this honor high school student as a dealer. I blame the parent. When I am called as an officer to a school because a boy was caught smoking marijuana on school property. And in the principal's office he breaks down in tears and tells us he is trying anything he can to get the sound of his mom having sex with random guys in her room right next to his in their small apartment out of his head.....and the mother then starts assaulting him in front of me for confessing this....I blame the parent. In my few short years as a cop in NYC I saw a LOT of screwed up kids. I arrested way to many. Were some from good hard working homes with parents who were doing all they could? Yes. But the majority? Maybe 3 out of 4 or 9 out of 10...the parents were scum, selfish self-absorbed scum who never should have been allowed to procreate. So yes having dealt with the fall out of their bad parenting and life skills I stand in judgment of them. I think Ive earned that right. It's good to know that you are an ass on all the forums here, not just politics. |
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It's good to know that you are an ass on all the forums here, not just politics.
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Ironwood
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What's funny is that it is entirely possible to spend too much time with your kid thereby stunt their emotional growth and ability to act autonomously. This is a very good point. Early on we let our daughter have lots of alone time. it helps them to develop imaginations and boy does she have one... That'll be useful when she's shagging underage then. What ? I was trying to be relevant ! (Seriously, I know exactly what you mean. The funnest times being a parent is watching your kid figure stuff out when they don't know you're watching.) |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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(Seriously, I know exactly what you mean. The funnest times being a parent is watching your kid figure stuff out when they don't know you're watching.) Are you still talking about the shagging? |
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Ironwood
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Please explain to me the USB Puppy.
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Trippy
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Please explain to me the USB Puppy.
It's a Web cam. |
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Merusk
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Here I saw the nose right off and thought "That'll never fool anyone."
Ok then, I was wrong.
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Trippy
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Yeah I don't think you would really use it as a "nanny cam" since it's not wireless though I suppose if the nanny was totally clueless about computers it might work.
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Cyrrex
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So, in short, it would work brilliantly if Ironwood was your nanny. And truth be told, you need to be monitoring that motherfucker.
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Valmorian
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My son is addicted to Braid. He's only 2 and a half but he constantly asks to watch it. I wonder what he'll think about it if he gets to see it when he's older?
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Jeff Kelly
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and in a new development that surprises nobody at all, he is not the father of the child as DNA tests have shown.
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Sir T
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Did anyone see the pic of the boy's mum? HOLY SHIT that is the stuff of nightmares!  She looks like that one male British actor...fuck someone must know whom I am talking about. He even has the blonde hair...looks to be about her age as well. Some one find him and post his picture!!! Looks like Richard Burton to me. |
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Riggswolfe
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or Richard Harris. My first thought was "dumbledore's looking pretty boozy today."
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and in a new development that surprises nobody at all, he is not the father of the child as DNA tests have shown.
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Samwise
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Wow, I can't even laugh at that. Poor kid.
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My daughter the cum dumpster, next Oprah.
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UnSub
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That link is broken for me - here's one that works. Ultimately it is the parents who scored the money for this who need a good bollacking. The whole "it'll get us some cash" idea failed to think what would happen past that point, like Chantelle Steadman being now known as the town bike to the entire world and Alfie Patten having his dreams crushed. |
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This story is really reaching a whole new level of horrible. Springer-type horrible.
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Riggswolfe
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I kind of felt sorry for Alfie at first. But now I think that in a few years he might look back and go "damn did I dodge a bullet!"
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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