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Signe
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It's okay to listen to SnakeCharmer now but please don't listen to Samwise and my husband. They're being really naughty!  Also - You're Norwegian and very young. In a couple decades you can look forward to being cold and mostly drunk. Enjoy your emo-ness while you're still a boy! I approve! |
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schild
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Enjoy your emo-ness while you're still a boy! Signe is wrong. Being emo is a sure way to doom all of your relationships. |
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Tale
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I'm in dire need of psychological evaluation and help
None of which you will find here. |
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Signe
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I might be right! You can't be sure. I think Schild might have been cynical even before he was born!
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schild
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I might be right! You can't be sure. I think Schild might have been cynical even before he was born!
I'm definitely right. Unless he's looking for a depressing coddled princess that writes bad poetry. Tale, I'm in desperate need of psychological evaluation also, at the same time, I would never ask f13 for help on such a thing. Photek should just bang her mom. |
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Signe
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What is with you guys and banging your girlfriend's mothers? That is just SO SO SO wrong! Don't listen to them! Stay sweet.
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stray
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Well, honestly, I would just bang someone else's girlfriend's mom probably.
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slog
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Am I the only person who think the girl is fine and it's him that is the problem?
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schild
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Am I the only person who think the girl is fine and it's him that is the problem? A crazy, insecure 20 year old that doesn't know how to manage her own space? Yea, sounds like a girl to me. She's absolutely normal. No one is saying anything is WRONG with the girl as far as I can tell. Photek is just being emo. |
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slog
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Am I the only person who think the girl is fine and it's him that is the problem? A crazy, insecure 20 year old that doesn't know how to manage her own space? Yea, sounds like a girl to me. She's absolutely normal. No one is saying anything is WRONG with the girl as far as I can tell. Photek is just being emo. Dammit, I'm agreeing with Schild. Anyway, Message to Photek: Lighten up and enjoy the ride. There is plenty of time left in your life for Serious Business. |
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schild
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I suggest fucking her in a very uncomfortable place.
And to keep anyone else from being dumb and saying something predictable - NOT in the backseat of a Volkswagen.
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Merusk
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I suggest fucking her in a very uncomfortable place.
And to keep anyone else from being dumb and saying something predictable - NOT in the backseat of a Volkswagen.
Yeah. Because then they'd completely be fucking up the reference. It's a Yugo. |
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schild
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I suggest fucking her in a very uncomfortable place.
And to keep anyone else from being dumb and saying something predictable - NOT in the backseat of a Volkswagen.
Yeah. Because then they'd completely be fucking up the reference. It's a Yugo. O RLY (That's code for dude, what the hell are you talking about?) |
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stu
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Sounds like she just needs space. Twenty years old? She's still just a kid. Sometimes girls are afraid of losing their individuality when getting into a serious relationship for the first time.
edit: By 'just a kid' I don't mean she isn't ready for something serious, just not experienced.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Merusk
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I suggest fucking her in a very uncomfortable place.
And to keep anyone else from being dumb and saying something predictable - NOT in the backseat of a Volkswagen.
Yeah. Because then they'd completely be fucking up the reference. It's a Yugo. O RLY (That's code for dude, what the hell are you talking about?) with Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd. They get a Yugo issued to them and that line's used as a joke.  Heh. |
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schild
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I suggest fucking her in a very uncomfortable place.
And to keep anyone else from being dumb and saying something predictable - NOT in the backseat of a Volkswagen.
Yeah. Because then they'd completely be fucking up the reference. It's a Yugo. O RLY (That's code for dude, what the hell are you talking about?) with Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd. They get a Yugo issued to them and that line's used as a joke. Heh. Great, so two movies use the same sort of line. Anyway, point being, if ya'll are getting together again (being Photek and ladyfriend), make that time uhhhh "worthwhile." |
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Everything I needed to know about relationships I learned from Leykis 101.
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It's her first relationship.
Bail out.
I second this. The vast majority of women I know need to go through stages of relationships before they hit the point where they're ready to settle down. If she hasn't gone through a six month period where she fucks everything that has a penis, she's not emotionally ready to settle. Don't hang on to it, move on. Tell her you're better than being second best and wish her well in her life. |
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Signe
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If she hasn't gone through a six month period where she fucks everything that has a penis, she's not emotionally ready to settle.
Bollocks. I never went through anything like that and I'm a perfectly normal woman! God. What a bunch of crazy men around here! |
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I suggest fucking her in a very uncomfortable place.
And to keep anyone else from being dumb and saying something predictable - NOT in the backseat of a Volkswagen.
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If she hasn't gone through a six month period
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A) Stop with the pouring your heart out shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Just stop.
B) Remember you are banging a TWENTY year old! Dont fuck this up by being emo, see step A above. When you are old like me, you will look back fondly on the fact you were at one time fucking a tight bodied TWENTY year old...and be completely pissed at yourself if you fucked this up due to being emo.
C) If you meet hotter 20 year old dump this one and start banging new one. If not dump her anyway once you get bored and start banging her mom.
D) Post pics!
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Signe
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I can not roll my eyes enough at this thread! The concentration of dumb luck must be astronomical on F13. I can imagine no other reason the vast majority of you ever got laid.
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Oh man. This thread makes me lol.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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NiX
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Bang her sister. Worked for me. Nothing like a good 'ol sibling rivalry over your wang.
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I can not roll my eyes enough at this thread! The concentration of dumb luck must be astronomical on F13. I can imagine no other reason the vast majority of you ever got laid.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Hawkbit
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If she hasn't gone through a six month period where she fucks everything that has a penis, she's not emotionally ready to settle.
Bollocks. I never went through anything like that and I'm a perfectly normal woman! God. What a bunch of crazy men around here! You're anything but normal. And I mean that in the best of ways.  Twenty year old me would have done this same shit, posting in a forum about my feelings. Now, after 10 years of marriage at 33, I'd go with 'fuck her in a bad place' and call it a day. You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. |
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What would F13 do ?
Blame the developers for doing it wrong. Or sit around the locker room telling you to bang MILFs. It's the established protocol. |
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Look, whatever happens please to be posting here to tell us about it, k? Cos this has turned into a highly entertaining thread |
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What the hell is this ?
I've read your little sob story and you've been dumped by someone who doesn't know how to dump. When you're 40 and fighting cancer, you can look back at it and laugh.
Fuck Sake.
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Look, whatever happens please to be posting here to tell us about it, k? Cos this has turned into a highly entertaining thread I will do so. I'm going to meet her now as I told her we needed to talk. She told me she wanted to take a walk with me cause the weather is so beautiful after sending her an SMS of "This shit doesn't work anymore, we gotta talk and settle it". The fuck ? |
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We've all forgotten about the Seinfeld solution to this problem? Suggest involving another girl. She'll either end it (which sounds like its going to happen anyway) or things will get interesting. If you don't want to risk that she'll say yes (for whatever reason), suggest involving another guy.
Remember, convoluted schemes that involve misrepresenting your sexuality are better than straightforward, honest breakups.
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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Venkman
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I will do so. I'm going to meet her now as I told her we needed to talk. She told me she wanted to take a walk with me cause the weather is so beautiful after sending her an SMS of "This shit doesn't work anymore, we gotta talk and settle it". The fuck ?
She probably assumes you want to change the parameters of the relationship rather than end it. So she wants to take a walk to talk about how she feels confined and wouldn't it be great to take it easy for a bit. The usual quasi-breakup. If that is the case, let her run with it, thinking it was her idea. No reason at that point to try and own the idea of breaking up with the hipshot "hey, I was gonna tell YOU that!!" Salt and wounds and all that. Good luck today man  We've all forgotten about the Seinfeld solution to this problem? Suggest involving another girl. She'll either end it (which sounds like its going to happen anyway) or things will get interesting.
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While Photek keeps chasing her, she can make the decisions.
When he wants to end it, she'll realise she wants him.
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