Help. I'm having an identity crisis.

[Lantyssa]

What about the musically inept, then?  They're doomed.

[Yegolev]

Learn Rex-qwon-do.

[stray]

Musicianship is overrated. As are martial arts. In fact, I distinctly recall a chick rolling her eyes at my harmonica playing once. Heh


Rex-Qwan-Do though.. Probably in a class of it's own.

[rattran]

Someone appears to have stuck a katana into his groin, so I don't think he'll be getting laid anymore.

[Signe]

Musicianship might be over-rated but being in a band isn't - the two don't really have much to do with each other sometimes.  I have seen the most repugnant people collect copious amounts of groupies just because they're in a band.  Seriously.  There was NO other reason.  None at all. Some of them didn't even have a teeny bit of talent.  It's completely strange.  If you're in a band and you actually play at any sort of public place, whether it's a stadium, creepy bar, subway, street - ANYWHERE - and you can't get laid, you just have terrible dumb luck or you're not paying attention.  I'm not a huge fan of sex so not having musical talent and not being in a band has always worked to my advantage.

[stray]

Yeah, you're probably right. The only bands I've been in were crap filling temporary roles in crap death metal bands. Technically, at least. I don't have much band experience.

Strumming around after sex seems to be OK though. Just not before.

[apocrypha]

Yeah, I mean, let's not act like I'm trying to dive back into a long relationship or something. I'm lookin' for a girl that wants to go out once in a while, have fun, and have more fun later. If that turns into a relationship so bad it....So far Danielle is the only one panning out in that front. But battin' .333 is like all star level :P

Freudian slip? 

[Endie]

Well, at least give us the whole story. Wat happen? Can we blame Eve? Or did you pk her?

If he pk'd her, she dropped loot that was bind on pick-up, and dye colours are hard to find.

We in Eve know how Slay works.  If he was going to PK for a phone he'd have waited outside a busy door for four or five hours, surreptitously rummaging through the possessions of everyone that approached until he found one with a very expensive phone.  Then he'd have quickly picked up a hammer in each hand, put on steel-toed boots, let loose five somewhat unpredictable pit buills and donned a hat with a massive spike in the middle of the forehead before attacking in a flurry, trying to kill them inside seven seconds.

Then he would have discovered that he crushed the phone with his hammer-flurry.

[WindupAtheist]

Let's see what your batting average drops to when you start telling girls you're obsessed with a 10 year old videogame made by a larper that wears stupid outfits and pays real dollars to go into space after blowing millions on a game where he's a general.

What the fuck?

[Sky]

I still probably had more sex with more partners than the *real* grand total of the rest of the thread. 

neg

[stray]

It's funny though, even I haven't gone that far.

[Signe]

I still probably had more sex with more partners than the *real* grand total of the rest of the thread. 

neg

Yeah, but you were in a band!  Unfair advantage.  Go to your room.

[Lantyssa]

With a groupie! 

[Endie]

I still probably had more sex with more partners than the *real* grand total of the rest of the thread. 

neg

Yeah, but you were in a band!  Unfair advantage.  Go to your room.

I'd have to chime in and say I'm probably an outlier you'd want to discard, too.  Although the band-of-death period of my life was a bit of a dry patch, surprisingly.

[Slayerik]

Well, at least give us the whole story. Wat happen? Can we blame Eve? Or did you pk her?

If he pk'd her, she dropped loot that was bind on pick-up, and dye colours are hard to find.

We in Eve know how Slay works.  If he was going to PK for a phone he'd have waited outside a busy door for four or five hours, surreptitously rummaging through the possessions of everyone that approached until he found one with a very expensive phone.  Then he'd have quickly picked up a hammer in each hand, put on steel-toed boots, let loose five somewhat unpredictable pit buills and donned a hat with a massive spike in the middle of the forehead before attacking in a flurry, trying to kill them inside seven seconds.

Then he would have discovered that he crushed the phone with his hammer-flurry.

Ok, even being done in this thread I had to post... this cracked me up.

Then the bouncers would say....Now go sit in the corner for 15 minutes and round up your dogs and weapons. If this happens 12 more times we're not gonna let you hang out around here no more! We'll call the cops as soon as we see you!

[UnSub]

I still probably had more sex with more partners than the *real* grand total of the rest of the thread. 

neg

Yeah, but you were in a band!  Unfair advantage.  Go to your room.

I'd have to chime in and say I'm probably an outlier you'd want to discard, too.  Although the band-of-death period of my life was a bit of a dry patch, surprisingly.

How soon til we start comparing penis lengths? We'll need pictures to prove it, of course.

[Xerapis]

I can totally provide that. Inches or centimeters?

[UnSub]

I can totally provide that. Inches or centimeters?

Metric - it sounds bigger. 

[Azazel]

Fuck, this thread was awesome and entertaining. Don't kill it.

[Lantyssa]

I'm all for there being a guy thread to match the T&A one for equality, however I don't think posting members' members is the best route to that.

[stray]

There's like 5 female posters here, and 2 are into women as it is. I say the equality is fine at the moment.

[schild]

Let me nip this whole laugh-in real fast.

No.

[Signe]

You said nip!   

[Endie]

You said nip!   

When I was at uni, the Irish drinking club (the "Friends of the Pooka McPhellamy" Society) organised a sumo wrestling competition against the extremely polite, naive and unsuspecting Japanese Society, and advertised it with posters declaring "There'll be a nip in the air tonight."

Erm, does that need translation from the British colloquial weather-based phrase?

[Trippy]

It's used in American English too. As in "it's a bit nippy out today".

[tazelbain]

So then.  We need a T&A forum where we can have a thread to highlight particular features, like say, nipples?

[Cyrrex]

I, for one, would definitely frequent said nipple thread. 

[Signe]

I would also post plenty of chest/nipple pics.  Man nipples, of course, but it's all good, right?

[Yegolev]

"I've got nipples.  Can you milk me, Greg?"

[Nebu]

I would also post plenty of chest/nipple pics.  Man nipples, of course, but it's all good, right?

Knock yourself out.  In the spirit of fairness, you're owed a thread devoted to hairy man nipples. 

[Yegolev]

On the other hand, we live in a Democracy, and the single overriding principle of Democracy is "screw the minority".

[Cyrrex]

I would also post plenty of chest/nipple pics.  Man nipples, of course, but it's all good, right?

Knock yourself out.  In the spirit of fairness, you're owed a thread devoted to hairy man nipples. 

Unfortunately for you, Signe, this means that we are all going to post picture of our own manly nipples.  Careful what you ask for, and stuff.

[Signe]

I want to see your nipples!

[Jeff Kelly]

On the other hand, we live in a Democracy, and the single overriding principle of Democracy is "screw the minority".

Must. resist. urge. to. answer.

Philosophically an equally important principle of democracy is protecting minorities from being marginalized by the rule of the majority. We could do a whole thread arguing about that however. Democracy without protection is just Ochlocracy (Mob Rule).

[tazelbain]

Have 2 threads, Nipples (male) and Nipples (female), than everyone is happy.