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Reply #140 on: August 06, 2009, 04:42:53 PM

He posted a high-res picture of a little toy battleship getting ready to anchor/go-in a close-up of a girls asshole. Literally.
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Reply #141 on: August 06, 2009, 04:44:49 PM

I thought this was a serious scary thread. Not a scary in the sense of a uptight white Christian Conservative.

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Reply #142 on: August 06, 2009, 04:49:54 PM

When you hide a picture behind the spoiler, it still loads, you just have to click it to see it. People can still get in trouble at work. A titty or something people can fight against, but a giant closeup of an asshole is not something they can really pull over their bosses head.

1. It's not worth the trouble of coming up with single places where such a thing is OK.
2. We have a thread for T&A, but it wasn't a hot picture either and that's really the only place such a thing could've been swung, because anyone looking at that at work is an idiot.
3. Least importantly, It also wasn't scary, it was stupid.

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Reply #143 on: August 06, 2009, 05:08:00 PM

Ah, I am. I'm saying that's not really scary.

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Reply #144 on: August 07, 2009, 03:49:52 AM

He posted a high-res picture of a little toy battleship getting ready to anchor/go-in a close-up of a girls asshole. Literally.

Heh that is hilariously misjudged... like Asperger's level of "well, I think this is appropriate!" social misjudgement.

It is, however, one good reason for my practice of browsing the web at work from my own laptop on my own 3G connection.  Otherwise the scary tag would be spot on because I'd be expecting a call from the gatekeepers of purity in Network Admin if that showed up.

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Reply #145 on: August 07, 2009, 12:37:03 PM

To be fair, I have a bit of that Asperger level of social misjudgement. Unfortunately self-diagnosis is also apparently a laughable trait of someone who thinks they have Asperger, so I don't exactly throw that out there anymore.

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Reply #146 on: August 08, 2009, 10:38:02 AM


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Reply #147 on: August 08, 2009, 11:01:17 AM

The scary part of that montage is that he thinks those biceps are  awesome, for real.

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Reply #148 on: August 08, 2009, 11:22:11 AM

Spot injections taken to the extreme.

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Reply #149 on: August 08, 2009, 11:26:12 AM

His arms have boobs!   ACK!
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Reply #150 on: August 08, 2009, 02:53:27 PM

Not hot.

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Reply #151 on: August 09, 2009, 12:47:53 PM

Looks like arms full of tumors.
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Reply #152 on: August 10, 2009, 12:08:01 PM

Looks like arms full of tumors.

Technically, you are not far off in that assessment. Even scarier is the fact they exploded. Far worse scariness, it garnered its own show...http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0785028/

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Reply #153 on: August 10, 2009, 01:27:46 PM

I only thought it was funny because it looked like a shop version of this.



The woman in question was not an ugly lady either.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone.
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Reply #154 on: August 10, 2009, 08:12:13 PM

 ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!



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Reply #155 on: August 11, 2009, 02:47:04 AM

That biceps guy is Gregg Valentino. They made a docu on him called "the man who's arms exploded".
The man has horrible, horrible stories about steroids, pus and needles.
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Reply #156 on: August 20, 2009, 03:12:29 PM


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Reply #157 on: August 25, 2009, 05:02:32 PM


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Reply #158 on: August 26, 2009, 07:44:49 PM


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Reply #159 on: August 26, 2009, 07:45:45 PM

You are a bad person.

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Reply #160 on: August 26, 2009, 07:57:33 PM

One of those things is not like the others. Overall  ACK!

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Reply #161 on: August 26, 2009, 08:02:07 PM

One of those things is not like the others. Overall  ACK!
Damnit you made me examine the entire picture.
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Reply #162 on: August 26, 2009, 08:30:17 PM

THEY HAVE NO GENITALIA!

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Reply #163 on: August 26, 2009, 11:37:52 PM

One of those things is not like the others. Overall  ACK!
Damnit you made me examine the entire picture.

I don't see it.
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Reply #164 on: August 26, 2009, 11:58:11 PM

That dragon man next to red fox and orange tiger .... around fifth from the right stood out from the rest.

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Reply #165 on: August 27, 2009, 01:05:33 AM

Still, what the hell is that picture doing in this thread? We have a thread for scary pictures already.

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Reply #166 on: August 27, 2009, 10:39:57 AM

Imagine the heat and sweet inside those.

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Reply #167 on: August 27, 2009, 11:00:41 AM

Heh, heat and sweat aren't the gross part. You can be certain that there's some diaperfurs in there.

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Reply #168 on: August 27, 2009, 11:03:47 AM

He said "sweet", so... uh....

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Reply #169 on: August 27, 2009, 11:04:49 AM

Yeah, that came out 10x more creepy than what he probably meant to type.
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Reply #170 on: August 27, 2009, 11:09:31 AM

Yeah, that came out 10x more creepy than what he probably meant to type.

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Reply #171 on: August 27, 2009, 11:10:55 AM

Yeah, that came out 10x more creepy than what he probably meant to type.

Woops. Yeah. Sadly, that wasn't intentional.

"Heat and sweet" Quick, someone Photoshop up a food ad.

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Reply #172 on: August 27, 2009, 11:15:19 AM

Sadly, that wasn't intentional.

Are you saying it would be less sad if it was intentional?

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Reply #173 on: August 27, 2009, 11:17:06 AM

Sadly, that wasn't intentional.

Are you saying it would be less sad if it was intentional?

I'm just saying it was quite funny when I read it again.

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Reply #174 on: August 27, 2009, 10:16:32 PM



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