stray
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has an iMac.
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Gotcha. Just thought it was another case of... Engrish gone terribly wrong.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Shame that the original is pretty much just as offensive as the shop. 
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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That's a pretty good shop. If you look *really* closely you can see that the baseline for "asian" doesn't quite match the rest of the line, but the discontinuity of the overhead cable (and the way the "a" seems to be occluded by it) hides it from first glance.
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Oban
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I hear those get a red ring once a month for about a week.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Cyrrex
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I hear those get a red ring once a month for about a week.
I've heard that the newer models don't really do that yet.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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I just wanna know where's the other end of that USB cable.
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Oban
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I hear those get a red ring once a month for about a week.
I've heard that the newer models don't really do that yet. 
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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schild
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Some of you may remember about 2 years ago I cleaned one of my Model Ms. Well, it got dirty and I was too lazy to clean it again a year later so I decided to use my backup one. Well, the A, C, E, I, Z, P, and Left Shift keys stopped working - so I suppose I've got to clean at least one of them. What am I getting at? HAND SALSA. 
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Draegan
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schild
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What.
Anyway, cleaned that model m last night. Looks new.
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Draegan
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I need one of those keyboards, but wireless.
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Cyrrex
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Just how do you stumble across a pic like that, Oban?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Oban
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Hey now, I do not judge you.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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The world’s first sex doll for dogs will be launched at the 8th Pet South America (July 22nd to 24th, 2009), at the Transamerica Expo Center, in São Paulo. Brasil, fuck yeah.
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Wow, not Japan? I'm surprised.
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Lantyssa
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Grats, Itto?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Trippy
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Just how do you stumble across a pic like that, Oban?
That story was in the news the last couple of days.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Just how do you stumble across a pic like that, Oban?
That story was in the news the last couple of days. 
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Mmmmm... Quizno's.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Oban
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Cicadas are not awesome, creepy fucking things.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Oban is wrong. That is amazingly awesome.
Some brilliant scientist should splice in some of that DNA so we can shed our old skins. And maybe grow some cool wings.
It might get creepy leaving human skin husks around, though. Be sure to clean up after your molt.
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Oban
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I just remember walking to elementary school and having my shoes covered in cicada guts because the fuckers coated the Earth.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Ingmar
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Cicadas are not awesome, creepy fucking things.
The little husks they leave behind are totally awesome for putting in your sister's hair though.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Lantyssa
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Both the jumping ray and cicada are most definately awesome.
Wendy is cute though women in uniform are rawr (ie, Katie).
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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I rather liked that. Catchy little jingle.
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The wave of the Reagan coalition has shattered on the rocky shore of Bush's incompetence. - Abagadro
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Draegan
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Hmmm, lets see if this belongs here or not. I thought this was hilarious. It's also not scary though, but I didn't want to put this in the Funny/Awesome page and I think it belongs in serious business.
Also NSFW DOES NOT EVEN BELONG ON THE WEBSITE.
Use better judgement, fuckles.
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« Last Edit: August 06, 2009, 02:42:44 PM by schild »
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Draegan
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You better start taking down all the full frontal nudity then in the T&A thread.
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schild
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If you can't understand the difference, I'm going to deprive you of your Aion thread.
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NowhereMan
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Should I be happy I have no idea what just happened? 
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