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Reply #105 on: April 30, 2009, 03:46:53 AM

Gotcha. Just thought it was another case of... Engrish gone terribly wrong.
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Reply #106 on: April 30, 2009, 10:10:45 AM


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Reply #107 on: April 30, 2009, 07:28:01 PM

That's a pretty good shop.  If you look *really* closely you can see that the baseline for "asian" doesn't quite match the rest of the line, but the discontinuity of the overhead cable (and the way the "a" seems to be occluded by it) hides it from first glance.

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Reply #108 on: May 04, 2009, 04:40:56 AM


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Reply #109 on: May 04, 2009, 09:16:02 AM

I hear those get a red ring once a month for about a week.

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Reply #110 on: May 04, 2009, 12:16:32 PM

I hear those get a red ring once a month for about a week.

I've heard that the newer models don't really do that yet.

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Reply #111 on: May 04, 2009, 12:19:33 PM

I just wanna know where's the other end of that USB cable.

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Reply #112 on: May 04, 2009, 12:25:56 PM

I hear those get a red ring once a month for about a week.

I've heard that the newer models don't really do that yet.

 my what do we have here?

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Reply #113 on: June 15, 2009, 03:03:16 AM

Some of you may remember about 2 years ago I cleaned one of my Model Ms. Well, it got dirty and I was too lazy to clean it again a year later so I decided to use my backup one. Well, the A, C, E, I, Z, P, and Left Shift keys stopped working - so I suppose I've got to clean at least one of them. What am I getting at? HAND SALSA.

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Reply #114 on: July 13, 2009, 01:26:15 PM

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Reply #115 on: July 13, 2009, 01:26:50 PM

What.

Anyway, cleaned that model m last night. Looks new.
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Reply #116 on: July 13, 2009, 06:45:35 PM

I need one of those keyboards, but wireless.
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Reply #117 on: July 28, 2009, 06:11:24 PM


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Reply #118 on: July 29, 2009, 09:40:11 AM

Just how do you stumble across a pic like that, Oban?

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Reply #119 on: July 29, 2009, 10:02:35 AM

Hey now, I do not judge you.

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Reply #120 on: July 29, 2009, 12:02:03 PM

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The world’s first sex doll for dogs will be launched at the 8th Pet South America (July 22nd to 24th, 2009), at the Transamerica Expo Center, in São Paulo.

Brasil, fuck yeah.

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Reply #121 on: July 29, 2009, 01:37:00 PM

Wow, not Japan? I'm surprised.

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Reply #122 on: July 29, 2009, 03:47:23 PM

Grats, Itto?

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Reply #123 on: July 29, 2009, 04:05:09 PM

Just how do you stumble across a pic like that, Oban?
That story was in the news the last couple of days.
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Reply #124 on: July 30, 2009, 09:07:27 AM

Just how do you stumble across a pic like that, Oban?
That story was in the news the last couple of days.



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Reply #125 on: July 30, 2009, 05:49:27 PM


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Reply #126 on: July 30, 2009, 07:10:52 PM

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Reply #127 on: July 31, 2009, 12:20:53 PM

Mmmmm... Quizno's.

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Reply #128 on: July 31, 2009, 12:51:53 PM


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Reply #129 on: July 31, 2009, 01:42:33 PM


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Reply #130 on: July 31, 2009, 01:46:51 PM

Cicadas are not awesome, creepy fucking things.

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Reply #131 on: July 31, 2009, 01:49:02 PM

Oban is wrong. That is amazingly awesome.

Some brilliant scientist should splice in some of that DNA so we can shed our old skins. And maybe grow some cool wings.

It might get creepy leaving human skin husks around, though. Be sure to clean up after your molt.
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Reply #132 on: July 31, 2009, 01:53:52 PM

I just remember walking to elementary school and having my shoes covered in cicada guts because the fuckers coated the Earth.

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Reply #133 on: July 31, 2009, 02:09:29 PM

Cicadas are not awesome, creepy fucking things.

The little husks they leave behind are totally awesome for putting in your sister's hair though.

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Reply #134 on: July 31, 2009, 02:27:29 PM

Both the jumping ray and cicada are most definately awesome.

Wendy is cute though women in uniform are rawr (ie, Katie).

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Reply #135 on: August 04, 2009, 11:01:22 PM


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Reply #136 on: August 06, 2009, 02:36:06 PM

Hmmm, lets see if this belongs here or not.  I thought this was hilarious.  It's also not scary though, but I didn't want to put this in the Funny/Awesome page and I think it belongs in serious business.

Also NSFW
DOES NOT EVEN BELONG ON THE WEBSITE.

Use better judgement, fuckles.
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Reply #137 on: August 06, 2009, 03:53:13 PM

You better start taking down all the full frontal nudity then in the T&A thread.
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Reply #138 on: August 06, 2009, 03:54:38 PM

If you can't understand the difference, I'm going to deprive you of your Aion thread.
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Reply #139 on: August 06, 2009, 03:57:50 PM

Should I be happy I have no idea what just happened? swamp poop

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