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Topic: I want to kill my roommate. (Read 14278 times)
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Xerapis
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Just to pop in here for a sec...
Saying NAMBLA = gay is like saying heterosexual = pedophile. Please don't make them equal. Thanks.
Buy him a gift subscription to Playgirl. Just give the church address as the shipping address. Not identity theft but still suitably evil.
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..I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear x-rays. I want to...smell dark matter...and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me...
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Triforcer
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Angry bob is right(!). Don't commit felonies or do something where you risk waking up with stab wounds. Just move out.
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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Wasted
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Or just talk to him and discuss the problem  |
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Grimwell
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Problem: Roommate had attractive female over and stayed up waaay to late talking and causing grief. Revenge: Bring home a moaner and stay up waaaaay too late in the night >not talking<. Encourage her to be loud, as loud as she can. Tell her it turns you on. It's not criminal, you get laid, he won't be able to sleep.  Be sure to: Position bed so headboard will hit the wall every single time. Stick books under two of the feet of the bed, setting it off balance so it rocks. Buy some shit dishware and set it next to your bed so you can occasionally "break stuff" for good sound effect. For the record, if you find a lady who will do this to help you get revenge, keep her around -- she's a winner. ;P |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Grimwell wins thread!  Well... ok joint first place with the strobing grasshopper acid trip nightmare |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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I can get you plague locusts. There was one or its near cousin in my laundry last weekend. Picked up a shirt to wash, and after an "omg spider" moment, I set it free to kill motorists. |
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« Last Edit: November 27, 2008, 12:19:05 AM by Tale »
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Azazel
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1) Download or rent every episode of Kenny vs Spenny. 2) Watch them while taking notes. 3) Pick some choice activities. 4) Profit! |
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FatuousTwat
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One I saw take place in highschool.
Take some shit (human, dog, whatever) put it in a ziplock bag and freeze it.
Wait for a hot day, and place it on one of their car seats. It will melt into it.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Lantyssa
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Problem: Roommate had attractive female over and stayed up waaay to late talking and causing grief.
Revenge: Bring home a moaner and stay up waaaaay too late in the night >not talking<. Encourage her to be loud, as loud as she can. Tell her it turns you on.
I'm surprised it took reaching the second page for this suggestion. Does he have any attractive exes to execute this plan with? It's more fun the closer it is to what he did. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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NiX
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Or a sister. That's what I did. Sister revenge is BITTER sweet.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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totally. i had sex with my sister and the house cleared out right quick
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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ahoythematey
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Funnily enough, his ex and I did go on a couple dates, and she and I remain friends. She has a boyfriend though, so that's pretty much a no-go. I do like the idea, though: get my revenge and my rocks off at the same time. Very elegant. Engels:  |
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Endie
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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UnSub
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Funnily enough, his ex and I did go on a couple dates, and she and I remain friends. She has a boyfriend though, so that's pretty much a no-go. I do like the idea, though: get my revenge and my rocks off at the same time. Very elegant.
To be that guy: get a wider circle of friends. You went out with his ex. Your ex stayed up late with him. Keep this up and you'll wake up spooning him in short order.  Also: I've got no sense of humour about pranks. He does this once off, he's a dick, get over it. Tell him it pissed you off and don't do it again. He does it again, then you've got a case for eating all his food, living all the dishes in the sink and whatever other passive-aggressive way you can think of to be the Housemate from Hell. A once off? Suck it up. Move on. Unless, of course, you want to be the new challenger in the Get Wacked in the Testicles game he seems to enjoy. |
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