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Reply #630 on: August 01, 2013, 12:32:26 AM

I'm British, it's how we spell it :)

Plus, I know analogue's probably not the right word, I just couldn't think of what the right word actually was. Still can't. Um... traditional? Physical? Non-digital? Having a brain-fart.

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Reply #631 on: August 01, 2013, 12:43:19 AM

"Optical".
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Reply #632 on: August 01, 2013, 12:47:33 AM

"Practical effects" is the term you're looking for. (As opposed to visual effects)

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Reply #633 on: August 01, 2013, 01:14:28 PM

Yeah., those both sound better than analogue, thanks  awesome, for real

That spider has, since I photographed it, caught and eaten at least 3 Daddy Longlegs (Crane flies) so I'm fully expecting it to be roughly the size of a pigeon before too long...  swamp poop

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Reply #634 on: August 02, 2013, 08:25:55 AM

I hate the word "sausage".

Just sayin'....

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Reply #635 on: August 02, 2013, 09:21:42 AM

I hate the word "sausage".

Just sayin'....

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Reply #636 on: August 02, 2013, 09:36:57 AM

Maybe...  but I LIKE sausages, I just hate the word.  It sounds nasty.

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Reply #637 on: August 02, 2013, 09:38:40 AM

Maybe...  but I LIKE sausages, I just hate the word.  It sounds nasty.

Then just use the term meat cylinder...

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Reply #638 on: August 02, 2013, 09:55:02 AM

Encased meats.

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Reply #639 on: August 02, 2013, 12:23:34 PM

This is why some people respond to your posts in a creepy manor.

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Reply #640 on: August 02, 2013, 12:53:34 PM

Yeah, because asking friends and family over to barbecue Italian hot meat cylinders would sound so much better!   ACK!

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Reply #641 on: August 02, 2013, 01:10:05 PM

Hot links?

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Reply #642 on: August 02, 2013, 01:30:19 PM

No.  I'll just grit my teeth and say "sausage".  If I stopped saying all the words I don't like, there would be huge gaps in my conversations.  I'm sure everyone has words they dislike.  I bet some hate the word "spider" and, yet, they still peek in this thread.  Speaking of which:


Just weird, no?

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Reply #643 on: August 02, 2013, 03:12:09 PM

What is that one? Never seen anything like it.

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Reply #644 on: August 02, 2013, 04:51:46 PM

Damned crappy camera-phone focus (had it right on the spidey yet it still focused to the pole).  Anyways, garden variety Florida female banana spider (largest spider in n. america that's not a tarantula) I saw on campus.  Fully grown, the size of my hand... guarding an egg sac w/food stores.  Beautiful arachnid, but they do indeed bite.  Albeit the bite is pretty weak.  Kind of a repeat in this thread; so what.


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Reply #645 on: August 02, 2013, 05:20:02 PM

Sequin spider.



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Reply #646 on: August 02, 2013, 06:02:38 PM

What campus is that out of curiosity?

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Reply #647 on: August 05, 2013, 12:40:51 AM

Sequin spider.




It's very pretty, but I don't see having a disco ball for an abdomen coupled with fitting perfectly into a bird beak being good survival traits.

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Reply #648 on: August 14, 2013, 01:14:17 AM

This is the same spider as I posted before, but taken with a mobile phone. Nexus 4 has a decent lens (good macro!) but a totally crappy sensor :/


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Reply #649 on: August 15, 2013, 05:43:44 AM

That's a lovely photo Apoc.

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Reply #650 on: August 15, 2013, 11:01:18 PM

Cheers. I should have got a proper camera out but the framing only worked if Horace (that's it's name, might be a girl spider, doesn't matter) was in that exact spot and s/he was kinda active. Besides, it's shot through 2 layers of old, dirty window pane, mobile phone was good enough :p

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Reply #651 on: October 18, 2013, 01:18:55 PM

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Reply #652 on: October 18, 2013, 02:42:14 PM

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you do realize fire is an option, right?  I mean, it's a pool filter, the water will keep the flames from spreading too far.

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Reply #653 on: October 18, 2013, 02:55:27 PM

Those fat crickets are way grosser.

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Reply #654 on: October 19, 2013, 07:28:27 AM

There was probably a dead mouse in there as well.  There is at least one inferior spider in the background as well.  Sorry about the quality, I used my phone.

The creepiest part was regarding the beetle that you can barely see the rear of, underneath Mommy Wolf.  It had been on the handle in front of her and she was sort of stroking it with a foreleg.

I have a can of spider spray that the manufacturer HELPFULLY decided to decorate with a large and super-realistic picture of a spider, which I have covered with masking tape because I ALWAYS think there's a big fucking spider on the can of spider spray.  Anyway, I spray this into the skimmer.  45 seconds later everything except the beetles and Mommy are dead.  SPRAY.  More death.  SPRAY.  Mommy drops the sack and gives me the finger.  SPRAY.  I go in the house.  Ten minutes later, she's STILL KICKING so SPRAY.  I abandon the site for about an hour.  When I come back... she's gone.

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Reply #655 on: October 19, 2013, 07:32:36 AM


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Reply #656 on: October 19, 2013, 10:18:19 AM

At that size there's just not going to be enough poison in those cans. They're meant for normal sized arachnids and insects.  You're going to need fire or to man-up and squish it if you want it dead.  Just understand you're going to HEAR its carapace crack when you squish it.

A .22 or air rifle is also an option.

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Reply #657 on: October 20, 2013, 11:37:47 PM

I've popped several black widows around the same skimmer, since I'm too lazy efficient to run all the way into the house to get some spray, but the trick is getting them out.  Guarding the handle makes it difficult.  I'm not too excited about shooting anything toward a pool with a vinyl liner, either.

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Reply #658 on: October 20, 2013, 11:49:06 PM

I'm guessing you don't own a baseball bat?
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Reply #659 on: October 20, 2013, 11:49:35 PM

I try to make allowances for peoples' personal squicks and all, but man, you killed a completely harmless spider who couldn't have gotten that big if she hadn't been totally cleaning house for you.  That one spider probably accounted for pounds of roaches and other vermin around your place that actually were a threat to your health.  I can get behind squishing widows and other dangerously venomous spiders, but killing a wolf spider is just a waste of nature's perfect anti-bug machine.
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Reply #660 on: October 21, 2013, 12:09:20 AM

I have a few baseball bats but they are tactically unsuited to that particular application.  Much like the air rifle.

Also, please believe me that there is absolutely no shortage of spiders of any variant around my house.  I let most of them live, even the enormous one I saw today that must have eaten a literal half pound of leafhoppers this summer.  However I had to clean out the skimmer and I wasn't going be able to do it with that thing in there.

If you don't live where I do, you probably think you know what I mean when I say there are a lot of spiders, but you don't.

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Reply #661 on: October 21, 2013, 01:32:48 PM

I think growing up in the woods has made me spider-proof, bug-proof and small rodent-proof.  I'm not scared of loads of things.  I'm afraid of serial killers except maybe the really sexy ones like Dexter.  Thanks in advance for not starting a Serial Killers are Awesome thread.

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Reply #662 on: October 21, 2013, 07:31:32 PM

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Reply #663 on: October 22, 2013, 10:56:35 PM

If someone had played that prank on me, it would result I would knock him out cold.

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Reply #664 on: October 23, 2013, 02:37:20 AM

It was a her and she was blonde. She's safe.

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