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voodoolily
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on: October 02, 2008, 07:14:52 PM

Oh my gah, I'm so excited! I won a regional pizza contest sponsored by Bolla Wines of Italy last month. It was my first entry into a real recipe competition, and I took first place! That is, first out of the 8 western states.  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

Now comes the big stuff, though. Bolla Wines is sending one grand prize winner to either Naples, Italy or Paris, France to tour Bolla's winery and attend the International Pizza Championship! Thirty percent (30%) of the judging will be based on internet voting. This is where I need your help.

I feel like such a fucking shill doing this, but seriously, people. A free trip to Europe? Please, please help me! I'll be your best friend! All you have to do is go to the Bolla Wines website (click the hotlink) and enter your birthdate (if you're under 21, you'll have to just cheer for me instead). Then select my pizza with a 4-pizza rating! You only have until October 15, so you should do it now before you forget. Again, bend me over and call me Sally, I feel like such a whore right now. But it's a free trip to Europe. A FREE TRIP TO EUROPE.

My pizza is chanterelle with arugula-pumpkin seed pesto and chevre. Tomorrow or this weekend I'll make it and post it so you can see how yummeh it is. Everyone who reads my blog knows this is a typical flavor profile for me (I'da used nettle pesto if it weren't so difficult for the average household to procure), and I'm staying true to the gizzame by entering this recipe. I'm so flattered to have been selected.  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

My pizza represents the Pacific Northwest perfectly. The only thing that could make it any more PNW is if there were salmon, huckleberries and hazelnuts on it. Which everyone knows is a fucking nasty pizza.

Okay, I'll stop now. I already need to go shower because I feel so dirty groveling like this, like a common coke whore, but I swear I will wisdom-rock your bonch so hard you'll forget who's on the penny if you vote for me.  this guy looks legit DRILLING AND MANLINESS ACK!

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Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 07:37:35 PM

Voted you up. Good luck!

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Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 07:42:09 PM

I voted the other pizzas as a 1, even. How obvious is it that my vote is dirty?


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Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 07:43:03 PM

Well, if they just add up all the pizzas then a few people doing that would count as one vote. It's not dirty to give no pizzas to anyone else!

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Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 08:03:16 PM

Oh. I didn't even know you could do that.

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Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 08:44:46 PM

Voted.

An Oregonian should show up the rest of those BASTARDS!

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Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 10:43:37 PM

I gave you some votes.. I used the back button and voted a few times.. not sure if that will help.  lol
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Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 10:44:03 PM

I was gonna vote until you linked an Achewood comic...



































KIDDING, I voted for you.

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Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 11:09:41 PM

Wow, a trip to Naples is considered a prize?   Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 11:19:51 PM

I was gonna vote until you linked an Achewood comic...


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Reply #10 on: October 02, 2008, 11:25:16 PM

Wow, a trip to Naples is considered a prize?   Ohhhhh, I see.

Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now?

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Reply #11 on: October 02, 2008, 11:52:59 PM

Wow, a trip to Naples is considered a prize?   Ohhhhh, I see.
Considering it's a pizza contest I would say yes.
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Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 01:05:55 AM


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Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 08:19:15 AM

I voted for you even though your recipes says:
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A crisp, fruity Bolla Soave is the perfect complement to the apricot notes of chanterelle mushrooms,
peppery arugula and mild chevre! 

Sellout!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 08:47:25 AM

I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)

Also, PIXPLZ.
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Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 09:01:02 AM

Are you trying to win return fare as well?

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Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 09:02:08 AM

I voted for you even though your recipes says:
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A crisp, fruity Bolla Soave is the perfect complement to the apricot notes of chanterelle mushrooms,
peppery arugula and mild chevre! 

Sellout!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Hahaha yeah why do you think they chose mine?  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #17 on: October 03, 2008, 09:04:11 AM

Yum Yum!!! 

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Reply #18 on: October 03, 2008, 09:13:44 AM

I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)

Also, PIXPLZ.

Heh, same. I didn't realize I didn't have to give slices to the other folks, so I voted for them as well, but gave VDL the only 4 pie rating. Even if adding raisins and goat cheese to a pizza is a crime against humanity  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 09:28:33 AM

I just noticed they spelled "arugula" wrong on the title of my recipe. Now everyone in America will think I'm a retard.

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Reply #20 on: October 03, 2008, 09:42:48 AM

Where did you get that pizza dough recipe from, it can be made better!

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Reply #21 on: October 03, 2008, 10:17:20 AM

I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)

Also, PIXPLZ.

Ok it wasn't just me then.

I also voted for Voodoo, though.

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Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 11:23:23 AM

I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)

Also, PIXPLZ.
I'm not even sure what a chiptole is.
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Reply #23 on: October 03, 2008, 11:29:27 AM

It's Mexican.  Nobody expects that word to be spelled correctly! 

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Reply #24 on: October 03, 2008, 11:31:52 AM

I told VDL to make her ducks with rasberry/chipotle once. Yum! Duck has never tasted better. She needs to do that.
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Reply #25 on: October 03, 2008, 11:59:21 AM

It's Mexican.  Nobody expects that word to be spelled correctly! 
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Reply #26 on: October 03, 2008, 12:20:49 PM

True. 

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Reply #27 on: October 03, 2008, 02:16:55 PM

I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)

Also, PIXPLZ.
I'm not even sure what a chiptole is.


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Reply #28 on: October 03, 2008, 02:54:55 PM

Voted.  Good luck!


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Reply #29 on: October 03, 2008, 03:34:00 PM

What the hell is wrong with some friggin' tomato paste, mozzarella, and pepperoni?  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Anyway, voted for your pizza.  Good luck.

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Reply #30 on: October 03, 2008, 03:42:06 PM

Do you make pizzas shaped like lightening bolts? Because that would be cool. Voted.

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Reply #31 on: October 03, 2008, 10:39:07 PM

VL, I voted for you, and honestly so. The others were just too inauthentic, somehow. Corn meal pizza? Pulled pork? Chipotle? Folks, there's only so much you can do to a pizza before it just stops being one.

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Reply #32 on: October 03, 2008, 10:54:09 PM

That corn pizza actually sounds good.. but then again i'm from IN.. and I mean I can reach out my bedroom window and get corn.  lol
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Reply #33 on: October 03, 2008, 11:39:38 PM

VL, I voted for you, and honestly so. The others were just too inauthentic, somehow. Corn meal pizza? Pulled pork? Chipotle? Folks, there's only so much you can do to a pizza before it just stops being one.
Sadly they closed their last restaurant in the Bay Area a few years back but Vicolo's pizzas with their corn meal crust was awesome. They used to have a restaurant down on the Peninsula close to where I used to live and I was a Sad Panda when they closed that one. They have frozen and refrigerated versions of their pizzas now but it's not the same.
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Reply #34 on: October 03, 2008, 11:45:00 PM

well, ok. I admit that just last night I had a frozen cornmeal crust pizza. It was pretty good. Still, I'd prefer VL's creation :)

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