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Topic: Help Voodoolily Win a Trip to Europe! (Read 18050 times)
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Oh my gah, I'm so excited! I won a regional pizza contest sponsored by Bolla Wines of Italy last month. It was my first entry into a real recipe competition, and I took first place! That is, first out of the 8 western states.  Now comes the big stuff, though. Bolla Wines is sending one grand prize winner to either Naples, Italy or Paris, France to tour Bolla's winery and attend the International Pizza Championship! Thirty percent (30%) of the judging will be based on internet voting. This is where I need your help. I feel like such a fucking shill doing this, but seriously, people. A free trip to Europe? Please, please help me! I'll be your best friend! All you have to do is go to the Bolla Wines website (click the hotlink) and enter your birthdate (if you're under 21, you'll have to just cheer for me instead). Then select my pizza with a 4-pizza rating! You only have until October 15, so you should do it now before you forget. Again, bend me over and call me Sally, I feel like such a whore right now. But it's a free trip to Europe. A FREE TRIP TO EUROPE. My pizza is chanterelle with arugula-pumpkin seed pesto and chevre. Tomorrow or this weekend I'll make it and post it so you can see how yummeh it is. Everyone who reads my blog knows this is a typical flavor profile for me (I'da used nettle pesto if it weren't so difficult for the average household to procure), and I'm staying true to the gizzame by entering this recipe. I'm so flattered to have been selected. My pizza represents the Pacific Northwest perfectly. The only thing that could make it any more PNW is if there were salmon, huckleberries and hazelnuts on it. Which everyone knows is a fucking nasty pizza. Okay, I'll stop now. I already need to go shower because I feel so dirty groveling like this, like a common coke whore, but I swear I will wisdom-rock your bonch so hard you'll forget who's on the penny if you vote for me.    Thank you! I love you! |
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squirrel
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Voted you up. Good luck!
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Azaroth
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I voted the other pizzas as a 1, even. How obvious is it that my vote is dirty?
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F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Well, if they just add up all the pizzas then a few people doing that would count as one vote. It's not dirty to give no pizzas to anyone else!
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Azaroth
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Oh. I didn't even know you could do that.
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F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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FatuousTwat
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Voted.
An Oregonian should show up the rest of those BASTARDS!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Evildrider
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I gave you some votes.. I used the back button and voted a few times.. not sure if that will help. lol
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murdoc
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I was gonna vote until you linked an Achewood comic...
KIDDING, I voted for you.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Oban
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Wow, a trip to Naples is considered a prize?  |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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voodoolily
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I was gonna vote until you linked an Achewood comic...
"Wisdom-rocked the bonch until you don't know who's on the penny" is gold. I couldn't take credit for that. |
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FatuousTwat
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Wow, a trip to Naples is considered a prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Trippy
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Wow, a trip to Naples is considered a prize? Considering it's a pizza contest I would say yes. |
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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I voted for you even though your recipes says: A crisp, fruity Bolla Soave is the perfect complement to the apricot notes of chanterelle mushrooms,
peppery arugula and mild chevre! Sellout! |
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Sky
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I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)
Also, PIXPLZ.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Are you trying to win return fare as well?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I voted for you even though your recipes says: A crisp, fruity Bolla Soave is the perfect complement to the apricot notes of chanterelle mushrooms,
peppery arugula and mild chevre! Sellout! Hahaha yeah why do you think they chose mine? |
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Signe
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Yum Yum!!!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)
Also, PIXPLZ.
Heh, same. I didn't realize I didn't have to give slices to the other folks, so I voted for them as well, but gave VDL the only 4 pie rating. Even if adding raisins and goat cheese to a pizza is a crime against humanity |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I just noticed they spelled "arugula" wrong on the title of my recipe. Now everyone in America will think I'm a retard.
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Where did you get that pizza dough recipe from, it can be made better!
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)
Also, PIXPLZ.
Ok it wasn't just me then. I also voted for Voodoo, though. |
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Sky
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I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)
Also, PIXPLZ.
I'm not even sure what a chiptole is. |
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Signe
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It's Mexican. Nobody expects that word to be spelled correctly!
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stray
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I told VDL to make her ducks with rasberry/chipotle once. Yum! Duck has never tasted better. She needs to do that.
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Sky
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It's Mexican. Nobody expects that word to be spelled correctly!
Oh, mescalin is fun! |
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Signe
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Muse.
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True.  |
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FatuousTwat
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I voted for ya, even though the chiptole pizza sounds better to me :)
Also, PIXPLZ.
I'm not even sure what a chiptole is. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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craan
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Voted. Good luck!
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PWYWWYFSWLSOCA
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Cadaverine
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What the hell is wrong with some friggin' tomato paste, mozzarella, and pepperoni? Anyway, voted for your pizza. Good luck. |
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stu
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Do you make pizzas shaped like lightening bolts? Because that would be cool. Voted.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Engels
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VL, I voted for you, and honestly so. The others were just too inauthentic, somehow. Corn meal pizza? Pulled pork? Chipotle? Folks, there's only so much you can do to a pizza before it just stops being one.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Evildrider
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That corn pizza actually sounds good.. but then again i'm from IN.. and I mean I can reach out my bedroom window and get corn. lol
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Trippy
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VL, I voted for you, and honestly so. The others were just too inauthentic, somehow. Corn meal pizza? Pulled pork? Chipotle? Folks, there's only so much you can do to a pizza before it just stops being one.
Sadly they closed their last restaurant in the Bay Area a few years back but Vicolo's pizzas with their corn meal crust was awesome. They used to have a restaurant down on the Peninsula close to where I used to live and I was a  when they closed that one. They have frozen and refrigerated versions of their pizzas now but it's not the same. |
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Engels
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well, ok. I admit that just last night I had a frozen cornmeal crust pizza. It was pretty good. Still, I'd prefer VL's creation :)
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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