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on: September 05, 2008, 08:29:53 AM

(LINK NSFW) http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2008/09/03/adult-video-broadcaster-holds-24-hour-aids-telethon/ (LINK NSFW)


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Outside is a line of five men, each of whom is eagerly awaiting his turn to grab (with both hands) the bare buttocks and breasts of two adult video (AV) actresses five times for 1,000 yen - with all the proceeds being used for research to prevent the spread of the HIV virus and AIDS.

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Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 08:33:08 AM

Isn't 1000 yen like 10 bucks?  That's surprisingly... I don't know what the word is.  Reasonable?  That doesn't seem quite right.
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Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 08:40:04 AM

I'd do it. 10 times. IT'S FOR AIDS. COMEON.
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Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 08:51:32 AM

u let them...uh...squeeze you? ^_^ kekeeke  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 09:06:27 AM

That link is NSFW. BTW.

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Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 11:34:57 AM

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Earlier in the day, subscribers were invited to the Paradise rooftop to purchase a small restaurant dish - perhaps cubed tofu or boiled pork - that had been seasoned with the urine of an actress. The channel was hoping to provide a bit of protein as well for the half-dozen customers who arrived but there were challenges that could not be overcome. “We thought we could get both urinating and lactating girls,” explains Kenichiro Suzuki, manager of international sales, of the menu selection. “But the lactation just didn’t work out.”

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Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 01:07:58 PM

Considering that one could get a full service session for 11,000 Yen, this is not much of a bargain.

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Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 01:29:32 PM

But this is FOR CHARITY!  Also, I'm betting that 11k yen does not get you a bona fide porn star.
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Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 01:51:30 PM

30k for an AV actress.  But, the 11-20k ones are usually quite a bit better looking anyway.

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Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 05:35:27 PM

Does that include the Mars Bar?
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Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 06:32:55 PM

2 million Japanese yen = 18,692 U.S. dollars
Seems low.

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Reply #11 on: September 06, 2008, 08:38:05 PM

So you are saying one could get "full service" from an AV actress for about $250? Haven't I heard stories of going to Tokyo and spending close to $100 on a beer, and being expected to by the hostess one as well for the same amount?

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Reply #12 on: September 06, 2008, 08:43:00 PM

Someone's going to the wrong damn bar. 
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Reply #13 on: September 06, 2008, 09:02:39 PM

So you are saying one could get "full service" from an AV actress for about $250? Haven't I heard stories of going to Tokyo and spending close to $100 on a beer, and being expected to by the hostess one as well for the same amount?

No. Just no. Beer in Tokyo is cheaper than Seattle.

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Reply #14 on: September 07, 2008, 03:19:34 AM

Haven't I heard stories of going to Tokyo and spending close to $100 on a beer, and being expected to by the hostess one as well for the same amount?

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Reply #15 on: September 08, 2008, 06:42:26 AM

My friend that used to live in Tokyo would tell us stories of going to bars paying $20 to be locked in all night and getting unlimited drinks while there.  seems way better then $100/beer.
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Reply #16 on: September 08, 2008, 09:44:05 PM

I stopped at the seasoned with urine quote.

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Reply #17 on: September 08, 2008, 09:56:31 PM

I stopped at the seasoned with urine quote.

I'm amazed it took this long to get mentioned.

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Reply #18 on: September 08, 2008, 10:37:06 PM

I think it is amusing that the quote makes it sound like urinating women are difficult to find.

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Reply #19 on: September 09, 2008, 05:26:01 AM

I try not to look for women that are urinating, but to each their own.

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Reply #20 on: September 13, 2008, 04:03:13 AM

I try not to look for women that are urinating.
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Reply #21 on: September 13, 2008, 01:01:18 PM

I know what you meant.  It's what I meant also!

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Reply #22 on: September 14, 2008, 09:54:49 AM

wat  ?

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Reply #24 on: September 14, 2008, 10:14:48 PM

I don't see a red slash or X in there, so it must a be a pay per view channel

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