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HaemishM
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Reply #4445 on: October 07, 2013, 07:57:49 PM

That's a man, man.  why so serious?

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Reply #4446 on: October 08, 2013, 12:29:47 AM

She might be awesome, but she's about as sexually attractive as a bed of used needles.
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Reply #4447 on: October 08, 2013, 01:10:06 AM

Speaking of a bed of used needles, you know who I really liked in the Saw movies?

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Reply #4448 on: October 08, 2013, 08:06:36 AM

You guys are just fartsy, not artsy at all. 

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Reply #4449 on: October 08, 2013, 08:18:49 AM

I had such a crush on Shawnee Smith long before she was in Saw.

As for Artsy-Fartsy...


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Reply #4450 on: October 08, 2013, 09:02:18 AM

Those are some awfully creepy legs.
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Reply #4451 on: October 08, 2013, 09:27:42 AM

I had such a crush on Shawnee Smith long before she was in Saw.

I mostly liked her from Becker, but she had a scene in Saw II where she was in literally a pit of used needles so it was a good segue.   awesome, for real

Here's an entirely unrelated pic.

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Reply #4452 on: October 08, 2013, 12:01:32 PM

Ouch.  That's nice.

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Reply #4453 on: October 08, 2013, 09:17:02 PM


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Reply #4454 on: October 08, 2013, 09:52:41 PM

Clearly, this beauty is in the eye of your beholders.  I think she's about as attractive as The Predator.

The stink of Damaged Child Actor is pretty strong. In a few years, after the media has wrung the last few drops of profitability out of her, we'll get to see her public meltdown in the tabloids.

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Reply #4455 on: October 09, 2013, 10:55:03 PM



Yup, nipples are pointing different directions.  Don't care.
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Reply #4456 on: October 10, 2013, 07:23:05 PM

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Reply #4457 on: October 10, 2013, 09:02:33 PM

Shoop

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Reply #4458 on: October 11, 2013, 12:32:32 AM

The shoopiest
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Reply #4459 on: October 16, 2013, 01:49:12 PM

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Reply #4460 on: October 16, 2013, 01:54:48 PM

The term hate sex comes to mind.

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Reply #4461 on: October 17, 2013, 12:48:42 AM

She has the smile of someone that does improv.

Which basically makes her one of the worst people on Earth.
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Reply #4462 on: October 17, 2013, 04:22:10 AM

I thought mimes were below improv folks.   They're improv but with a smarmier attitude and shtick.

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Reply #4463 on: October 17, 2013, 06:05:46 AM

Jesus.

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Reply #4464 on: October 17, 2013, 08:49:01 AM

NSFW video of said mime doing improv: http://www.xvideos.com/video5488862/hot_mime_girl_naked_lapdance_on_webcam

I never did know mimeporn was a real thing before now..
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Reply #4465 on: October 17, 2013, 12:06:42 PM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #4466 on: October 17, 2013, 12:25:38 PM

NSFW video of said mime doing improv: http://www.xvideos.com/video5488862/hot_mime_girl_naked_lapdance_on_webcam

I never did know mimeporn was a real thing before now..
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Reply #4467 on: October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 PM

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Reply #4468 on: October 17, 2013, 01:09:45 PM

Ugh.

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Reply #4469 on: October 17, 2013, 01:39:32 PM

Sex = Art, I like the idea.

Edit: And fully serious now: Don't be so negative. That sure beats the millionst braindead 'naked-selfie-pic-in-slut-pose-with-mobile-phone-in-bathroom-mirror'.

Edit2: I found her on reddit. The URL is self-descriptive. What a strange world  swamp poop

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1kkbx2/iama_exfundamentalistchristian_whos_now_a_mime/
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Reply #4470 on: October 17, 2013, 01:50:47 PM

From an artistic standpoint, sure.  From the standpoint of getting me in the mood, it's awful.

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Reply #4471 on: October 17, 2013, 01:53:52 PM

Yeah.  If we could PLEASE go back to women undressed in slut pose, that'd be great.

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Reply #4472 on: October 17, 2013, 02:05:31 PM

Yes that.  Heart

 Posting more mime chick should be a bannable offense.

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Reply #4473 on: October 17, 2013, 02:34:32 PM



Better?  wink

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Reply #4474 on: October 17, 2013, 02:36:44 PM

Yep.

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Reply #4475 on: October 17, 2013, 02:37:30 PM

I liked mime girl why so serious?

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Reply #4476 on: October 17, 2013, 03:17:22 PM

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Reply #4477 on: October 17, 2013, 03:25:05 PM

Haha mime girl undressed in slut pose? Now that's a compromise I can work with  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #4478 on: October 17, 2013, 04:37:58 PM

Now I want to go through that mime video and find the "good" clips to counter that terrible one.   why so serious?
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Reply #4479 on: October 17, 2013, 07:50:35 PM


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