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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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on: July 10, 2008, 08:53:27 AM

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080710121211.h15ukkzb&show_article=1

An elderly Indonesian woman famed nationwide for supernatural skills in lengthening penises has died, reports said Thursday.
Reclusive Mak Erot, famed for penis extension treatment incorporating traditional herbs and Islamic prayer, died last week in Caringin village on the western coast of Java island, the Kompas daily's website reported.

Mak Erot -- who reports aged anywhere from 101 to over 130 -- prompted legions of imitations of her famous clinics, many using her famously craggy and birthmarked face to lure in anxious men.

While her legacy has been closely guarded by male descendents intent on maintaining the purity of the treatment, Mak Erot has become a pop-culture icon in everything from advertisements to teenage romantic comedy films.

Reports of he death prompted a flurry of bemused online comments from Internet users in the world's largest Muslim-majority country.

User "Jengkol" wrote on news website Detikcom: "Oh no, I didn't have the chance to go to Mak Erot and now she's dead. I'll just have to buy a vacuum. Maybe that could be the solution to my problem."


Mrbloodworth
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Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 09:19:11 AM

« Last Edit: July 10, 2008, 11:51:51 AM by schild »

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Lantyssa
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Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 11:26:18 AM

NSFW bitch!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 11:32:29 AM

TAG THAT SHIT
schild
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Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 11:52:33 AM

Ironically, there's no real penis in that picture. I took off the image tag, and surprise, it's from Breitbart.
Lantyssa
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Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 02:02:26 PM

Doubtful someone's boss would pay that much attention.

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Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 06:56:46 PM

I kind of figured the title by itself would suggest that NSFW content was contained within.
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Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 11:26:02 PM

.........huh never heard of it although i'm an indonesian myself.

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Mrbloodworth
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Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 06:48:35 AM

I'm sorry, it was from the article. those were just prayer sticks!   undecided

I just thought the image was an incredible accompaniment to the article, you got a foot, two men in a room, some wooden idols...lol.

I mean come on....:    <---?

anyway, my bad. Don't hold it against me!  Rimshot
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Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 09:20:51 AM

Frankly, the Oderus Urungus avatar is probably less safe for work.

O wait, he has his legs crossed, NM.

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Mrbloodworth
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Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 09:49:44 AM

Frankly, the Oderus Urungus avatar is probably less safe for work.

O wait, he has his legs crossed, NM.

 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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