omg i cant believe im doing this...

[Superguy]

... i want... to join f13....

Ace's has gone down hill... i didnt agree with them and they kicked me... those i thought of as friends have betrayed me... now i want revenge...

what can you guys do to help me?... hopefully theres no hard feelings for all the smack and destruction of your ships from a long time ago. i just want to blow up some aces, i have intel on where they are in 0.0 if you want to hit them.


~Emperor Dano

[Viin]

I'm ... not even sure how to answer this. Hmm.

[ajax34i]

I vote "no" to the app. to join, and as far as killing Aces, I vote "shrug, evemail us the intel."

[Hakeldaima]

You seem like a dude who'd bring a lot to a corp.

(I suck at internet-mocking - his post history should provide one with a plethora of opportunities, but this is what I come up with???)

[Superguy]

well i was at war with f13 at the time, couldnt help but smack =) check my K/D though, nearly spotless ... -.- dam clan eshin killing me in my cormorant

[NiX]

ZE DEMOMAN IS A SPY!

[tazelbain]

Obviously we have let worse people than you, but you must know that in our current rp alliance "smack" is unacceptable.  But I imagine Viin has enough headaches already.

[bhodi]

Goonfleet would love to have you out in 0.0 space, if BAT won't take you. All they ask is your dedication and a small signup fee to show that you are serious about joining.

If you're interested, I can get you in touch with one of our recruiters.

[Superguy]

i smacked when i was a noob i dont smack anymore, and i dont like goonswarm really i kinda wanted to join f13 as i already have a small history with you and i know how much it would piss off my old corp if i joined f13

[bhodi]

Well, the offer's open, PM me if you reconsider.

[Slayerik]

Dude, don't be an idiot. Join GS if ya can.

Oh wait, you're a fuckin' toolbox anyways.


Ace's Over Eight's for life yo!

[Superguy]

i wish... go ahead and ask them, they kicked me out because i wouldnt follow there nazi ways

[Hakeldaima]

If Bhodi is willing to set you up with a GS recruiter I'd go for it if I were you - the signup fee is well worth being able to fly with them (they give out corp dreadnoughts and carriers).

[Endie]

Edit: oops, Bhodi has already offered so deal with him.  I'll leave the post below because much of it applies, just use Bhodi instead.

The smack thing isn't that much of a problem for me - Amarr smacks everyone twice as much - but I can see why they'd be cautious.  I'm in Goonfleet, and you'd actually really like it: if the admission fee (which is made back in about 8 hours' ratting in Detorid, even without hitting a faction or officer spawn) isn't that much of a big deal then I can get you in within a couple of days.  It would normally be even easier/quicker, but Deadtear is in charge of apps and auths, and he's not very happy about being on the front login news screen right now...

My main in GF is Raphael Scoria.  Evemail me on him or PM me here and we can get your ships and crap carrier-jumped down.  I'll let you know a jump-off location in private, to stop any evil Bat members with a grudge ganking you    But basically you want to get your stuff to somewhere nearish Rens.  More instructions to follow...

What went wrong, anyway?

[Faust]

I believe the application process for you would start here: http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=12349.0

[Superguy]

i know you guys wouldnt do anything like this but ive heard reports of GF recruting people taking there money and blowing them up. also there "jihad" against miners wasnt all to nice.

well what happened is the upper echelon became considered purely with money and thats it. the ceo and vice ceo only wanted people who would make the corp money so they had the tax rate at 100% most of the time to FORCE people to go to mining ops etc. for a while i havnt been able to get on Eve much but when i could and i would want to do missions i couldnt because the tax is 100% nearly 24/7. so i argued with them about it called them nazi's and they kicked me. 9 monthes of loyal service to those dicks, guys i thought of as friends betrayed me and left me to rot on the side of the rode.

[Endie]

[IainC]

Superguy, your best bet is to go and apply at the secret F13 super-cap store in EC-P8R. There'll be people there who can process your application. Turn up in a faction ship so we know you're serious.

[Superguy]

i dont own a faction ship...

[Endie]

So how are y'all doing up there now that Goonfleet are beginning to arrive in force, along with a drive north from RA?  I notice that Ace's and Eight's are on the wrong side of that one.

Edit:  Bhodi they be dissin you, brosef... http://killboard.goonfleet.com/player/Fat%20Bodhi

[bhodi]

I didn't know they cared!

I'm touched.

[Superguy]

suprisingly that is a new guy that doesnt even know ya haha. and idk anything about how ace's is doing in 0.0 i never went down there with them.

[Endie]

suprisingly that is a new guy that doesnt even know ya haha. and idk anything about how ace's is doing in 0.0 i never went down there with them.

Your attraction as an addition to our 0.0-based corp simply grows and grows.

So those fascists threw you out simply because they left for 0.0 six months ago and you never once decided you should join up with them?  Tuh. Some people, eh?

[ajax34i]

and idk anything about how ace's is doing in 0.0 i never went down there with them.

You guys must have roleplayed heavily or something, and communicated only ship-to-ship via flashing lights like they do in that movie, Red October.  Kudos to you all!

We're not as good as you guys.  We use the corp channel to talk, you know, remotely, so we can figure out how we're doing all the way across the fucking galaxy.

[Amarr HM]

 

[Hakeldaima]

i dont own a faction ship...

What the hell do you fly for pvp then??

[5150]

dam clan eshin killing me in my cormorant

You should have brought something bigger

[Superguy]

dam clan eshin killing me in my cormorant

You should have brought something bigger

was salvaging

and when i said i didnt go down there with them its because i didnt have time to, for a while i only got on Eve once a day for about 10 minutes to check training and corp mails and got off so i staid in empire for mining. and i use ravens and drakes for pvp. maybe a manticore if ones available.