stray
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Lantyssa
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Sorry dude, you've always been that tiny. Try some herbal supplements.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Ah, see yesterday at 2.50pm I bet on making this story viral. And now it's an f13.net thread.
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tazelbain
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You aren't fooling anyone. You wanted to be the one to post it.
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"Me am play gods"
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Welcome to the Hello Kitty penis theft thread.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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It's a fairly common panic is parts of West Africa, Fortean Times usually has 2 or 3 articles a year about it.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. Fucking inhuman superstitious cuntcrystals. I'd feel worse if I wasn't pretty sure that the guys they beat to death would have done the same given reversed circumstances. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Nerf
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It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
Hey..stop laughing! umm....witches did it! Yeah, WITCHES! BURN THEM! |
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kaid
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I am sorry officer I had to kill that man he was a magician who stole my penis
Officer: Um sir you still have your penis
I got better.
Seriously how could you handle that and not have it come across like a bad monty python skit.
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Nerf
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Welcome to Africa.
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« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 12:04:05 AM by Nerf »
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schild
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Oh. If you hadn't put that at the end I was going to ask if you did a pictorial of your students.
Ok, ok, that was bad taste.
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rk47
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This is why it's hard not to be a racist. I tried explaining it to the teacher when I was young but she wouldn't listen. "It's just Hollywood", she said.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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schild
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I like the last guys umbrella.
Floral patterns make great camouflage in a post-apocalyptic city.
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Nerf
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Did someone say camouflage?
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« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 12:04:25 AM by Nerf »
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Crazy effing photographers.
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« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 03:52:22 PM by MrHat »
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NowhereMan
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That shit is glamoflage. You've got to be looking good while you're looting  |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Phildo
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What gets me about that picture, Hat, is that there is more than one person taking pictures! Check out the guy on the right!
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Staged for the photographers.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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MrHat
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What gets me about that picture, Hat, is that there is more than one person taking pictures! Check out the guy on the right!
That's why I included that pic. |
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Oban
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Staged for the photographers.
Agreed, if we got rid of the photographers we would not have young men like the ones above posturing before the cameras trying to increase their q ratings. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Bunk
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I'm trying to figure out why one of them is wearing a life-vest.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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stray
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Cuz the streets are, like, flowing with blood and shit.
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Lantyssa
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I'm trying to figure out why one of them is wearing a life-vest.
1) Fashion. 2) He might not be able to swim but has a need to cross water. 3) It looks like a flak jacket. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Phildo
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Maybe it's the illusion of protection from minor stab wounds and shrapnel? Or AIDS?
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Llava
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glamoflage
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Merusk
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I'm trying to figure out why one of them is wearing a life-vest.
3) It looks like a flak jacket. This is the one I was going with, personally. "Hay.. I've seen those flak jackets, they look like this! I bet this will stop some shrapnel or a bullet!" |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Nerf
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It's a...wait for it.... Life Preserver |
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« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 12:06:08 AM by Nerf »
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rk47
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fools it's a lvl 40 green WoW shoulderpads.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Paelos
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In case of emergency your bodyarmor can be used as a floatation device.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Maybe he stuffed it full of foam or something.
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