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Reply #70 on: March 10, 2008, 07:32:08 AM

You really never know if someone's a political zealot (of any form) until you run into them on the politics forum on any site. Unfortunately, by the time you find that out, it's far too late to ever have an interesting discussion with that person on any topic. Ever again.

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Reply #71 on: March 10, 2008, 08:30:08 AM

What's surprising to me is that noone has a way of contacting Ironwood one way or another.

He's virtually an institution here. We have Trippy for cutthroat tech talk, we have Schild representing Generation XBox, we have Ironwood to smack people about the head in Politics. Its just the way its been for the two years I've been posting here.

Noone over the course of f13's existence has had any contact outside of posting with Ironwood? No sharing of funny emails, no MMO contact, no Steam frag matches, no nothing at all?

If so, that's pretty sad. Even I have a few f13 mates here and there and I've barely scratched the surface of this board's social circles.

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Reply #72 on: March 10, 2008, 08:32:27 AM

What the fuck is Generation Xbox?
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Reply #73 on: March 10, 2008, 08:39:55 AM

What the fuck is Generation Xbox?

A term I coined 10 min ago with the express purpose of getting up yer nose  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #74 on: March 10, 2008, 08:49:43 AM

What the fuck is Generation Xbox?

A term I coined 10 min ago with the express purpose of getting up yer nose  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #75 on: March 10, 2008, 09:12:33 AM

Generation XBOX is unfair to Schild's love for Japanese stuff. But well of course you need to be unfair to get up someone's nose.

On Ironwood's fate, I like to think he is back... again... to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Guess someone has to go there and get him.

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Reply #76 on: March 10, 2008, 09:13:56 AM

If he left of his own volition, then it would seem he either doesn't care what we think, or doesn't want us to know.  If he didn't, and nobody has a way to contact him outside here, same applies.  I'd prefer he show up again and all, but it's his business either way.

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Reply #77 on: March 10, 2008, 09:15:20 AM

Posters come and go though the years, sometimes they start up under new aliases, sometimes get angry, sometimes they get bored or move on to other pastures… …and I'm hoping in all cases (even the acerbic ones) that its a voluntary (or a "just" banning) and not because of a RL tragedy…

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Reply #78 on: March 10, 2008, 09:21:59 AM

Generation Xbox sounds like the kind of thing you'd call someone who found Halo and decided it was the best thing ever. Someone who, you know, didn't exist before Nintendo even came around with the NES.

The term completely defines the opposite of me.

As such, it just makes up no sense.
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Reply #79 on: March 10, 2008, 09:28:13 AM


Over and out.
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Reply #80 on: March 10, 2008, 09:50:03 AM

What's surprising to me is that noone has a way of contacting Ironwood one way or another.

He's virtually an institution here. We have Trippy for cutthroat tech talk, we have Schild representing Generation XBox, we have Ironwood to smack people about the head in Politics. Its just the way its been for the two years I've been posting here.

Noone over the course of f13's existence has had any contact outside of posting with Ironwood? No sharing of funny emails, no MMO contact, no Steam frag matches, no nothing at all?

If so, that's pretty sad. Even I have a few f13 mates here and there and I've barely scratched the surface of this board's social circles.
Someone visited him in Scotland a while ago, Samwise or WAP I think.  I also assume the registered email address isn't hidden from admins but I don't know if it would be cool to email him about it.
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Reply #81 on: March 10, 2008, 10:05:28 AM

Generation Xbox sounds like the kind of thing you'd call someone who found Halo and decided it was the best thing ever. Someone who, you know, didn't exist before Nintendo even came around with the NES.

The term completely defines the opposite of me.

As such, it just makes up no sense.

See, that's why it was such a brilliant bit of annoyance. Its innacurate yet I bet you face people every day that are blindly ignorant of the distinctions you make here. By throwing you in with the XBox category, I not only misrepresent you in your mind, but adequately compliment the stereotype that anyone playing on consoles instead of computers is just part of that wasted generation of youth that can only handle a few buttons instead of a full keyboard. Its just fantastic!

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #82 on: March 10, 2008, 10:10:28 AM

Someone visited him in Scotland a while ago, Samwise or WAP I think.  I also assume the registered email address isn't hidden from admins but I don't know if it would be cool to email him about it.

Yeah, that was me.  I'm saddened by his departure, but I'm interpreting its quietness to mean that he doesn't want a gaggle of random f13ers tracking him down IRL to ask about it.
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Reply #83 on: March 10, 2008, 10:26:15 AM

I guess if he wanted us to know why he isn't here anymore he would have written something. Lets just hope he is fine and be done with the creepiness of thinking of ways to stalk him.
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Reply #84 on: March 10, 2008, 10:35:02 AM

The internet is way too serious for a hiatus.
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Reply #85 on: March 10, 2008, 10:53:14 AM

What's surprising to me is that noone has a way of contacting Ironwood one way or another.

He's virtually an institution here. We have Trippy for cutthroat tech talk, we have Schild representing Generation XBox, we have Ironwood to smack people about the head in Politics. Its just the way its been for the two years I've been posting here.

Noone over the course of f13's existence has had any contact outside of posting with Ironwood? No sharing of funny emails, no MMO contact, no Steam frag matches, no nothing at all?

If so, that's pretty sad. Even I have a few f13 mates here and there and I've barely scratched the surface of this board's social circles.
Someone visited him in Scotland a while ago, Samwise or WAP I think.  I also assume the registered email address isn't hidden from admins but I don't know if it would be cool to email him about it.

Yeah, Sam and not I, although if I ever make it to that side of the pond he is one of the folks for which I would be happy to buy a pint or twelve.

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Reply #86 on: March 10, 2008, 11:05:10 AM

Yeah, Sam and not I, although if I ever make it to that side of the pond he is one of the folks for which I would be happy to buy a pint or twelve.
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Reply #87 on: March 10, 2008, 11:31:44 AM

I bet he finally succumbed to his daughter's subliminal demands for blood, and landed in the pokey. Her eyes speak volumes!

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Reply #88 on: March 10, 2008, 11:41:40 AM

I think Dash is Ironwood's new alias.

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Reply #89 on: March 10, 2008, 11:43:09 AM

I don't think Ironwood left because of Dash or because he was too bored with f13.  I think he left because he thought Politics could be run better and made suggestions and his suggestions weren't really even acknowledged, just sort of dismissed because on this board you don't fiddle with the Politics forum.  It's either here and left on it's own or it's gone.  At least that's my impression of it.   Like most Scottish men I know, he said, "Well, allrighty then" and buggered off.
Pretty much.

Dash wasn't the reason, just the catalyst.

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Reply #90 on: March 10, 2008, 12:09:20 PM

Yeah, Sam and not I, although if I ever make it to that side of the pond he is one of the folks for which I would be happy to buy a pint or twelve.
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The chances are I may not thank you for it.
Well to be fair, it's now 33 years old...
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Reply #91 on: March 10, 2008, 12:12:38 PM

I think Dash is Ironwood's new alias.

Ironwood is my pornstar name.

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Reply #92 on: March 10, 2008, 12:24:40 PM

Dash is not a bad porn name.

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Reply #93 on: March 10, 2008, 12:32:26 PM

Dash Ironwood?

That's Boogie Nights-worthy.

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Reply #94 on: March 10, 2008, 01:01:42 PM

Well to be fair, it's now 33 years old...

Doesn't age in the bottle, btw.

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Reply #95 on: March 10, 2008, 01:29:48 PM

Generation Xbox sounds like the kind of thing you'd call someone who found Halo and decided it was the best thing ever. Someone who, you know, didn't exist before Nintendo even came around with the NES.

The term completely defines the opposite of me.

As such, it just makes up no sense.

See, that's why it was such a brilliant bit of annoyance. Its innacurate yet I bet you face people every day that are blindly ignorant of the distinctions you make here. By throwing you in with the XBox category, I not only misrepresent you in your mind, but adequately compliment the stereotype that anyone playing on consoles instead of computers is just part of that wasted generation of youth that can only handle a few buttons instead of a full keyboard. Its just fantastic!

In my mind?

I own and have played probably more PC games (since say, 1990) than any 2 people on this board.

Mostly, it was just nonsensical bullshit. There was nothing brilliant about it.
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Reply #96 on: March 10, 2008, 02:43:22 PM

The fact that it bothers you enough to keep replying and shoot it down says otherwise.

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Reply #97 on: March 10, 2008, 06:09:53 PM

I have to agree. It has clearly perterbed you, which means win.

Well done Engels.

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Reply #98 on: March 10, 2008, 07:02:24 PM

Really, I didn't mean to bother a brother that bad  swamp poop Schild, if you think it was a stupid comment, fair 'nough, but I didn't mean anything by it.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

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Reply #99 on: March 11, 2008, 05:16:06 PM

It looks like Ironwood made a comment to Lum's post about Prokofy Neva so he's around. I've always enjoyed his posts in the relatively short time I've been here and hope he comes back.

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Reply #100 on: March 11, 2008, 06:53:49 PM

It looks like Ironwood made a comment to Lum's post about Prokofy Neva so he's around. I've always enjoyed his posts in the relatively short time I've been here and hope he comes back.
Aaand now I have a headache. Thanks.
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Reply #101 on: March 11, 2008, 09:38:56 PM

God oh god why did I read that blog thread. I swear to god if someone attracts that crazy lady to f13 I'll scream.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Reply #102 on: March 11, 2008, 09:40:57 PM

Lum's site is just a gateway drug.  We'll the hardcore stuff.  He'll be back.

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Reply #103 on: March 11, 2008, 10:13:43 PM

God oh god why did I read that blog thread. I swear to god if someone attracts that crazy lady to f13 I'll scream.

Yoy, that thread was long and painful…

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Reply #104 on: March 12, 2008, 04:39:14 AM

Someone with his email address could have just fired off a quick casual hello to see what's up.  Before this giant "WTF WHERE IS IRONWOOD" thread, that is.

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