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on: February 26, 2008, 06:02:23 PM

Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga



A rare glimpse at the man behind the myth.

Link nuked by schild: Will be rehosted on f13.
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Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 06:06:13 PM

First.



What's with the Danny Ocean vibe I get from the picture?  this guy looks legit

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Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 06:06:29 PM

Who approved this?
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Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 06:07:08 PM

Which, the casino robbing, or the actual picture?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 06:07:33 PM

Who approved this?

You did.  On Thursday night.  As far as you know.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 06:09:40 PM

Who approved this?

You did.  On Thursday night.  As far as you know.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I remember conversations from thursday night. Who wouldn't when half of them are with midgets, creepy score 5-7 women, and uhhhhh, what's what word a bunch of fruitbags made up a few years back?

Damnit.

It's something about metal. It has the word head in it. Rivethead. That's it.

Also, I hate my glasses. And they're out of prescription.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2008, 06:20:53 PM by schild »
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Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 06:13:53 PM

Ahahahahaha, front page!

Samwise, remind me to buy you a beer if we ever meet in person.
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Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 06:23:46 PM

So Schild, when are YOU gonna build an underwater objectivist utopia?

Would you kindly?
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Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 06:24:13 PM

I'll get right on that, after I lose another 20-30lbs.

Priorities.
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Reply #9 on: February 26, 2008, 06:36:09 PM

You'd think it would kill you to smile.

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Reply #10 on: February 26, 2008, 06:37:57 PM

Funny. I thought about telling Samwise to change the name to Caution: Only Smiles When Drunk.

Also, I want this shit off Flickr. This is not for public consumption.
Also also, I'm not smiling in the candid ones. I actually do smile a lot.
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Reply #11 on: February 26, 2008, 06:40:06 PM

Ha, I didn't know you were going to actually post the pictures when I gave them to you.

I forgot about that picture of me, awesome.

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Reply #12 on: February 26, 2008, 06:40:18 PM

Don't you know? Schild is far too cool and debonair to smile.

Also, the glasses...yeah. But please to not be replacing with those new box-frame type things that seem to be in vogue atm. Don't be That Guy.

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Reply #13 on: February 26, 2008, 06:42:11 PM

I bet you were drinking a Flirtini.  I bet you were.  I can smell pink on your breath from here! 



That is so you!

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Reply #14 on: February 26, 2008, 06:42:48 PM

I bet you were drinking a Flirtini.  I bet you were.  I can smell pink on your breath from here! 



That is so you!

That looks like Ookii's drink. We were drinking Old Fashioned(s).

I did have a Mojito though. And it was fantastic.
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Reply #15 on: February 26, 2008, 06:45:34 PM

I nuked the link. As it says. Will get it into an f13 gallery.
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Reply #16 on: February 26, 2008, 06:47:00 PM

Who is the dork in the back in the pic with  awesome, for real awesome, for real girl?
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Reply #17 on: February 26, 2008, 06:48:27 PM

Who is the dork in the back in the pic with  awesome, for real awesome, for real girl?

HAH. I think Ookii and I talked to that guy for like 2 hours. Of course, I could've had a deep discussion with a fire hydrant pretty soon after arriving.

That said, pretty neat guy. From Umbra.
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Reply #18 on: February 26, 2008, 07:01:52 PM

Can we vote on who gets Samwise's mod slot?

Who is the dork in the back in the pic with  awesome, for real awesome, for real girl?

Was the pic changed because I see no awesome, for real awesome, for real girl.

Edit: One != on.
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Reply #19 on: February 26, 2008, 07:02:28 PM

Can we vote one who gets Samwise's mod slot?

Who is the dork in the back in the pic with  awesome, for real awesome, for real girl?

Was the pic changed because I see no awesome, for real awesome, for real girl.

It was in the slideshow. The picture used to be a link to unapproved copyrighted photos. Urhhhhh. Thetans did it.
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Reply #20 on: February 26, 2008, 07:10:17 PM

Nice shirt.  smiley

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Reply #21 on: February 26, 2008, 07:11:19 PM

Nice shirt.  smiley

Heh. Nicer jacket. ^_^
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Reply #22 on: February 26, 2008, 07:15:21 PM

I missed stuff didn't I?  I was I involved in any of the stuff I missed?  Whuts goin on!?

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Reply #23 on: February 26, 2008, 08:10:21 PM

Samwise posted pictures on flickr we are apparently just adding to photos.f13.net anyway.

You were even in the last one  awesome, for real

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Reply #24 on: February 26, 2008, 08:32:00 PM

What mean person posted a myspace-quality photo of you? Between the lighting and blurryness you look like you belong driving a rusty Econoline van you fucking creep.

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Reply #25 on: February 26, 2008, 08:35:14 PM

I like the picture, it has a sense of soul.

That being said, the photographer should be shot for the horrible lighting.

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Reply #26 on: February 26, 2008, 08:36:43 PM

I like the picture, it has a sense of soul.

That being said, the photographer should be shot for the horrible lighting.

Blame the bar.
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Reply #27 on: February 26, 2008, 08:46:49 PM

What mean person posted a myspace-quality photo of you? Between the lighting and blurryness you look like you belong driving a rusty Econoline van you fucking creep.

Hah. I think we have one with better lighting.

I'm gonna go through them myself tomorrow and white balance ALL of them.
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Reply #28 on: February 26, 2008, 10:47:40 PM



Working on pictures.

Here's a smiling guitar thing.
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Reply #29 on: February 27, 2008, 06:18:49 AM

Three Strings of Awesome.
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Reply #30 on: February 27, 2008, 08:15:40 AM

Looks like a piece of toast with strings.

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Reply #31 on: February 27, 2008, 09:59:44 AM

God, I love toast.

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Reply #32 on: February 27, 2008, 10:00:54 AM

lol @ toast.

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Reply #33 on: February 27, 2008, 11:17:26 AM

I wrote a poem about toast once.

It goes thusly:

Iain's Great Toast Poem

I like toast
I like jam on toast
I like ham on toast
I do not like frog on toast
it isn't so much the toast that I do not like
it's more the frog

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Reply #34 on: February 27, 2008, 11:25:09 AM

HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS THREAD

You were totally wearing all your 120 dollar clothing at once. ADMIT IT.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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