Awesome Pictures Thread

[NowhereMan]

ya, I posted that back when I took the photo but it seemed particularly germaine.

I wish I didn't have an exam today and papers due tomorrow..I spent far too much time last night theorycrafting how I can secure a few guns to an 18lb dog.
Alas, our looney toons bigger-weapon-showdown will have to wait.

Your dog is terrifying enough with a small cuddly toy on its back, it doesn't need the weapons. However I hear enough duct tape will secure anything to anything.

[DraconianOne]

However I hear enough duct tape will secure anything to anything.

Apart from, so it turns out, small children on tops of cars that are going at 80mph. Who knew?

[NowhereMan]

Not enough duct tape.

[schild]

[Jherad]

Oh bravo. 

[Murgos]

Took me a bit but I got it eventually. 

[Paelos]

Fifth Element joke?

[tgr]

You mean reference, my good sir. You don't joke about the 5th element.

[Thrawn]

Very nice. 

[Furiously]

No you don't joke about it. You drink to it...

Every time somebody says "green" and it's not a reference to the color of a light:  one shot of Midori (because it is green)
Every time Ruby Rhod says "Korben" - one drink
Every time Leeloo winds up in Korben's arms - a sip
Every time Korben's mother calls -  two drinks, very fast (because you'd need it too)
Every time anyone mentions the stones or the elements - a gulp.
Each time Fr. Cornelius (Ian Holm's character) stutters - one sip for each, until he gets it right or is stopped.
Each time Gemini Croquets is alluded to - one drink.
Whenever Finger is mentioned - one drink.
Every time the professor in the beginning of the film says "Aziz, light!" - one drink
When the professor at the beginning of the movie proposes the toast - drink the glass of wine
Every time the evil planetoid is seen - two sips.
Every time Leeloo says "Multipass" - a sip
For each point Korben loses on his license - a sip.
Every time Zorg says "I know" - one sip
Every time General Munro gets in trouble - one drink
Every time "Save The World" is said - one shot of Southern Comfort
Every time there is a gunfight or explosion - two gulps.
Whenever Ruby says "Zzzz!" - one shot for each.
Every time someone asks for some heat - a sip
Every time somebody is seen smoking - one drink

[Bungee]

No you don't joke about it. You drink to it...

Stuff

Or you just watch The Big Lebowsky and have a sip everytime they drop the F-bomb.

[Ironwood]

Or have a lost Marathon and shot every time something doesn't make sense or Hurley says 'Dude'.

Guaranteed liver failure overnight.

[Lantyssa]

Dude.

[K9]

[Paelos]

I find it amusing that Kevin Cloud is the only one with a normal haircut by today's standards in that pic, and now he's got long hair. 

[tgr]

Now that's the kind of picture that makes the id fanboy in me squeal.

[Samwise]

Irrelevant.  Big tattoos look retarded on hot girls.  If that bitch wants to gain thirty pounds and buy a Harley, then go nuts.  Of course then you have a different reason not to fuck her.  That tattoo ruins an otherwise perfectly hot chick.  Totally.  It's completely ridiculous.  You want a butterfly, a tramp stamp, or a Tweety Bird or something.  OK.  But otherwise, there's no excuse for that shit.  If I wanted to fuck a god damn Freddy Krueger Robot Bitch, I'd move to Japan.  If that bitch was in a porno, I'd find a different porno.  Sirs, I submit to you, that my dick is too good for that hideously decorated ho.

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[voodoolily]

No you don't joke about it. You drink to it...

Stuff

Or you just watch The Big Lebowsky and have a sip everytime they drop the F-bomb.

Or you just watch America's Next Top Model and drink every time one of the girls cries.

[Thrawn]

Late post of my wife's Halloween project -

[climbjtree]

I read:

Post of my late wife's Halloween project

[Lantyssa]

I read it that way, too.  Thankfully only a misread, though strangely appropriate for a Halloween project I suppose.

[Ironwood]

'tis awesome though.

[Draegan]

I think it's more awesome than funny.

[Thrawn]

That is pretty awsome, and I know I can hit my snooze faster then 1.7 seconds.  Usually I hit it on the "click" of the alarm sound starting before it even starts beeping. 

[Furiously]

Number #26 is totally my biggest pet peeve in the world. Actually, anytime someone decides they are more important than the other people around them.

[Bunk]

Number 11 occured as I was reading it outloud to the rest of the office.

[Morfiend]

Number 11 occured as I was reading it outloud to the rest of the office.

For me it was when I read this post, and scrolled back up to see what number 11 was.

[NowhereMan]

That is pretty awsome, and I know I can hit my snooze faster then 1.7 seconds.  Usually I hit it on the "click" of the alarm sound starting before it even starts beeping. 

This stopped being true when I started using my Nexus as an alarm clock, using the gesture screen lock means I need to actually wake up to stop the horrible noise. Also I'm still not sure on fitted sheets and I have numerous times helped my mother fold them without issue. I can only assume she uses some sort of maternal voodoo.

[Fraeg]

#24   

[Evil Elvis]

[01101010]

Having a hell of a time with the last guy on the Empire stripe. Little help?

[Ingmar]

I think that's one of those little gobliny guys from Cloud City, the ones that were playing hot potato with C-3P0's head.

[Morfiend]

I was thinking this guy.

[Chimpy]

No Jabba?

And I think the guy on the end of the Empire thing is Lando's secretary dude with the bald head and the metal bits implanted into his skull.

[Fraeg]

I was thinking it was one of the guards at jabbas, like the one who gets eaten by the thingy under the floor.