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All that friendship and cuddliness will go bye bye the first time he forgets to feed one of them. Or makes them play hockey.
Ya, but the same thing could be said for my inlaws if someone forgets the cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving. You make your in-laws play hockey if someone forgets the cranberry sauce? |
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I have to admit that a bear with a scarf is pretty awesome. It would be way more awesomer if he had a tiny hat, too. Maybe with polka dots.
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Brogarn
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All that friendship and cuddliness will go bye bye the first time he forgets to feed one of them. Or makes them play hockey.
Ya, but the same thing could be said for my inlaws if someone forgets the cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving. You make your in-laws play hockey if someone forgets the cranberry sauce? Would certainly increase the awesomeness of my in-laws coming over. I'd forget the cranberry sauce on purpose. |
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I watched a video of the trio. They are WAY too well fed. Leo's belly is literally dragging across the ground. They need more exercise! I want to see them hunt together. That would be fucking AWESOME! As it is, they just kinda hang out, they're cool, chilling. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiFWre0z4Do |
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Samwise
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Strangely enough, my old boss in undergrad actually owned a tiger which was on a preserve. Her son raised it from a cub. I asked if it ever attacked, she said no, but it did scratch her son while playing. 3 7" long, 2" deep lacerations on the leg...PLAYFUL swipe to leg. Crazy.
As for the little Noah's Arc vid..I see the tank and DPS, but without a healer, I doubt they'd make it to the boss.
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NowhereMan
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I watched a video of the trio. They are WAY too well fed. Leo's belly is literally dragging across the ground.
That is probably the only way you could hope to be safe with a pet lion, feed it so much you're able to outrun it. |
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Mrbloodworth
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They are WAY too well fed. Leo's belly is literally dragging across the ground.
I had wondered if they were fixed :) |
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NiX
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Yeah, felines are notorious for growing huge guts after they've been fixed and that's what that looks like.
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Slyfeind
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You people know far too much about cat balls!  |
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NiX
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It's part of the reason why Schild gave me a fancy title and coloured name.
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schild
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Grimwell
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IainC
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 I was wavering between this thread and the cute pictures thread for this. Armoured Octopi! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan! |
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My pokemans, let me show them to you.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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It's so easy to join!
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Cyrrex
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I've decided that octopi are scary motherfuckers. They are very intelligent, and they always look so damn mad. Why so mad, little octopus? Plus, they are quick and strong and have 8 limbs with which to choke a bitch.
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01101010
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I've decided that octopi are scary motherfuckers. They are very intelligent, and they always look so damn mad. Why so mad, little octopus? Plus, they are quick and strong and have 8 limbs with which to choke a bitch.
And you have to add in the fact that they are escape artists on a level well beyond any other animal. You can't even contain these mother fuckers, at least not indefinitely. |
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Tarami
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And you have to add in the fact that they are escape artists on a level well beyond any other animal. You can't even contain these mother fuckers, at least not indefinitely.
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Nebu
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Squid != octapus
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Tarami
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Squid != octapus
They have the same claimed intelligence though (and Google Images wouldn't give me an image of a bag of frozen octopuses.)  |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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And you have to add in the fact that they are escape artists on a level well beyond any other animal. You can't even contain these mother fuckers, at least not indefinitely.
I remember watching some tv show where a guy built a contraption to test the escape abilities of the octopus. Basically they can go anywhere they can fit their beak. Octopi are my favorite animals. I love the end of that video I WILL EAT YOUR CAMERA, AIR DWELLER! |
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01101010
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I remember watching some tv show where a guy built a contraption to test the escape abilities of the octopus. Basically they can go anywhere they can fit their beak.
Octopi are my favorite animals. I love the end of that video I WILL EAT YOUR CAMERA, AIR DWELLER!
Exactly. They contort, they change color, they release a noxious inky liquid, they possess a beak that can crack clam shells, the sucker cups, not to mention the eyes. They are a muscular blob of unstoppable death...if you are a shellfish. Unless they find 100ft specimens in the trenches. *shutter* |
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Sir T
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And some octopi hunt on land. No. I'm not kidding... |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Nebu
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They have the same claimed intelligence though (and Google Images wouldn't give me an image of a bag of frozen octopuses.) Octopi taste about 1000 times better! Maybe they just don't freeze well. |
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Ironwood
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Squid != octapus
They have the same claimed intelligence though (and Google Images wouldn't give me an image of a bag of frozen octopuses.) Sheena will END YOU. |
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Fraeg
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Had a buddy who worked in a bio lab at UCD. He told me a story where they put in its tank a sealed mason jar with something yummy inside and in no time at all the 8 armed bandit unscrewed the mason jar and ate what was inside.
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Cyrrex
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Had a buddy who worked in a bio lab at UCD. He told me a story where they put in its tank a sealed mason jar with something yummy inside and in no time at all the 8 armed bandit unscrewed the mason jar and ate what was inside.
I've seen that exact experiment played on on TV, so that's confirmed. Because TV never, ever lies to me. |
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Ookii
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Now that is how you capture the moment. |
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Nebu
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Now that is how you capture the moment. Is that shopped? Back tire smoking like the car is on the line... the shadow of the roof is at a different angle than the photographer's shadow... etc. |
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