Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Someone on f13 has defeated my beard! Noooooo!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Someone on f13 has defeated my beard! Noooooo!
Well to be fair, he is a dwarf. Beard + geologist = dwarf. You just can't win against a dwarven beard. Oh man, just to elaborate, I once had to use a citation from a seismic geologist in California whose name was, I shit you not, John Clinkenbeard. Fucking dwarf if I ever saw one. (Edit: Actually, John P. Clinkenbeard is a senior geologist/mineralogist with the California Division of Mines and Geology. DWARF.) |
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« Last Edit: August 07, 2009, 12:11:11 PM by voodoolily »
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I always wanted to be a geologist. I should've known I wasn't cut out for it when my beard stalled just shy of where Fraegendwarf's is.
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Fraeg
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Mad skills with the rod.
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 guess I just outed myself, didn't think about what shirt I was wearing... Oh well no biggie. Hate to disappoint but I am 5'11". However, I do love the name Fraegendwarf. I guess it would have looked even better if I was holding a rock hammer.
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"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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LK
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Do eeeeeeeeet.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Hate to disappoint but I am 5'11".
Yeah, right, that's totally a 48" reinforced concrete culvert you're standing in. |
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Polysorbate80
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That would make him more of a heavily bearded pixie.
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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schild
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Oh wow, I haven't seen that picture since like 2000-2001.
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Morfiend
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wants a greif tittle
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Follow that link at your own risk. nsfw.
 
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« Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 02:14:07 AM by schild »
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Follow that link at your own risk. nsfw.
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« Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 02:14:25 AM by schild »
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schild
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I can't believe people are bringing back lemon party.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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I wonder how old it is.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Follow that link at your own risk. nsfw.
Not enough bleach in the world to get that image out of my head. No, I did not heed the warnings...  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Murgos
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The only reason the rest of us are laughing at you is because we all made the mistake of seeing that years ago. And you are right, you cannot scrub that image from your brain.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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schild
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I wonder how old it is.
2002 |
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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schild
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Tubgirl is far worse, imo.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I'm kind of surprised that lemonparty.org has hung on while goatse.cx and tubgirl.com have gone.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I'm utterly lost. The lemonparty image is just some fairly innocuous image of a cardboard sign about politics?
nm. wikipedia to the rescue
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Tubgirl is far worse, imo.
Most assuredly it is. My rankings are Tubgirl, Goatse then Lemon party a distant 3rd. Lemon party's fucking tame. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Phildo
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I got lemonpartied at work once, when some rogue webmaster locked the owner of the site out and the poor guy couldn't take it down. Tech support jobs are great.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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 More photos and high-res versions can be found hereNeat scrollover image can be found here. (Second picture down) |
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Brogarn
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Oh that's a good one.
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Trippy
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I wonder what it would've felt like being in that "needle" on the middle right side (I assume that's an observation deck near the top), assuming that lightning bolt actually hit the tower. |
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Jherad
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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.
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waffel
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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CN Tower gets hit about 75 times a year. I'm sure it's hot and blinding, though I'm not sure if they close it down right before a storm. Edit: This is what the sky looked like right before that lightning storm last night...  And apparently people were in the tower during the storm. |
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« Last Edit: August 10, 2009, 05:36:45 PM by NiX »
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SurfD
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The CN tower is VERY well grounded, and i imagine it gets hit a lot more then 75 times a year, being the tallest structure in down town Toronto. I doubt anyone in the tower experiences much more then a bright flash and a muffled bang when the strike hits.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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75 seems like a good number considering how much of our year is spent under snow/cold weather. You could be right though, the way they figured out how often it's struck was very weird.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I imagine that tower is very well insulated from the lightning rod. It looks designed for exactly that purpose. You'd probably be more aware of the flash and clap of the larger strike nearby.
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Righ
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If I had my way, I would enact building codes such that every skyscraper would be fitted with a lightning rod connected to a giant animatronic Frankenstein's monster which would stand up as the lightning hit.
Vote Righ in '10. Because even the dumbest spending policies imaginable couldn't be any worse.
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Lantyssa
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I'd vote for you.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Author
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