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Topic: Awesome Pictures Thread (Read 3088158 times)
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Mortriden
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.. I was an elphant trainer for awhile ..
What? Is there anything on this forum that people haven't done? Quick, who's been a porn star? Didn't even last a year, didn't have the right mindset. |
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You don't have to last a year. More like 45 minutes.
Wait, what?
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stu
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Prospero? Your keyboard must be HUUUUGE!  Classic safari scene. |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Prospero
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I still have nightmares about fake elephant vaginas. Better than bull masturbation as a job, but still, not by much.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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I still have nightmares about fake elephant vaginas. Better than bull masturbation as a job, but still, not by much.
 I had a girlfriend once who was a vet student and her final year research project was something to do with canine fertility. She had to wank dogs off. Our relationship took a sudden downturn after she confessed that to me. |
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Cyrrex
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I still have nightmares about fake elephant vaginas. Better than bull masturbation as a job, but still, not by much.
Tomorrow, on a very special Dirty Jobs... |
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I still have nightmares about fake elephant vaginas. Better than bull masturbation as a job, but still, not by much.
I had a girlfriend once who was a vet student and her final year research project was something to do with canine fertility. She had to wank dogs off. Our relationship took a sudden downturn after she confessed that to me. Did you demand equal treatment?  |
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IainC
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I still have nightmares about fake elephant vaginas. Better than bull masturbation as a job, but still, not by much.
I had a girlfriend once who was a vet student and her final year research project was something to do with canine fertility. She had to wank dogs off. Our relationship took a sudden downturn after she confessed that to me. Did you demand equal treatment? "Hey it's my turn to spend some quality time with Fluffles tonight!" |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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"Hey it's my turn to spend some quality time with Fluffles tonight!"
Her friend was doing the exact same project but with tigers. I never worked out who had the bad deal out of that lot. |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Lakov_Sanite
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"Hey it's my turn to spend some quality time with Fluffles tonight!"
Her friend was doing the exact same project but with tigers. I never worked out who had the bad deal out of that lot. How is masturbating animals a dealbreaker in a relationship? Granted it's got its ickiness factor but seriously she did it for a project, it's not like it was her pasttime....was it? |
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Nebu
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How is masturbating animals a dealbreaker in a relationship? Granted it's got its ickiness factor but seriously she did it for a project, it's not like it was her pasttime....was it?
You could see it as a positive. Doing it manually is much nicer to the animals than using an anal electroejaculation probe. Just saying. |
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SnakeCharmer
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Nebu...
I know you're a smart guy, but I don't EVEN want to know how you know what one of those things are....
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Cyrrex
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Why can't we just live in a world where we our women don't have to manually pleasure the livestock?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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sigil
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Since Snake is reading this thread, on the subject of fake elephant vaginas:  |
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Prospero
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How is masturbating animals a dealbreaker in a relationship? Granted it's got its ickiness factor but seriously she did it for a project, it's not like it was her pasttime....was it?
You could see it as a positive. Doing it manually is much nicer to the animals than using an anal electroejaculation probe. Just saying. We always just shoved a vibrator up their ass. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Less jerking off animals, more awesome pics plz Page 20 ftl |
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« Last Edit: July 18, 2008, 12:45:59 PM by Sky »
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Yeah, agreed. First, I want to thank Evil Elvis for this, since nobody else did: Desktop love.  That is in fact awesome, and I am using it as my desktop here at work now (hope you don't mind). I wish I had seen a particularly awesome set of pictures lately, but haven't really. Only thing I have right now is this, from the US Olympic Swimming Trials:  I think its a pretty damn cool looking at least. Somebody else please save this page! |
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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 Yes that's a picture of a goldfish with a pierced lip, it was pierced by a guy who runs a piercing shop (where they do piercings. PIERCE). |
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Salamok
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Yes that's a picture of a goldfish with a pierced lip, it was pierced by a guy who runs a piercing shop (where they do piercings. PIERCE). I wonder, is it heavy enough so that when the fish dies it sinks to the bottom instead of floats to the top? |
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Lakov_Sanite
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Yes that's a picture of a goldfish with a pierced lip, it was pierced by a guy who runs a piercing shop (where they do piercings. PIERCE). Yes but how would apocrypha's girlfriend jerk off something so small? |
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IainC
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Yes but how would apocrypha's girlfriend jerk off something so small?
Too easy..... |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Yes but how would apocrypha's girlfriend jerk off something so small?
I wish I knew apocrypha well enough that I could make the obvious joke and not feel like an asshole for doing it. (edit) What Iain said. |
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ShenMolo
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 Seattle during a thunderstorm |
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Trippy
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More pictures, less off-topic discussions.
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stu
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Cheddar
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<big ass picture>
NOT an awesome pic. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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MahrinSkel
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WTF was that? The world's biggest smiley?
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Yes but how would apocrypha's girlfriend jerk off something so small?
I wish I knew apocrypha well enough that I could make the obvious joke and not feel like an asshole for doing it. (edit) What Iain said. You crazy guys!  *plots internet revenge* |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Ironwood
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Desktop love. I find that quite disturbing. I suppose that's the point. |
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stu
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Okay, okay. Picky fughohs.  And, yeah- the Evil Elvis desktop is awesome. |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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SnakeCharmer
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Since Snake is reading this thread, on the subject of fake elephant vaginas
I really didn't like him. Even more so as a color commentator for CSS. |
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sigil
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heheh
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DraconianOne
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Evil Elvis
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Fresh from reddit  |
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