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Uh, Mr. Tour guide sir, I need some fresh underwear. |
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Signe
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That's a riot!
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Samwise
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KITTY!   You're probably not supposed to scratch them behind the ears, but I'd have a really hard time stopping myself. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Well at least the people in the vehicle behind them are in a perfect spot to watch the carnage ensue.
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Ingmar
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Cheetahs aren't really very dangerous. I mean, you don't want to just pet a wild one probably, that's a good way to get bitten, but the chances of one actually attacking you are really low. You're in more danger from, say, a raccoon.
What's really weird about that picture is that they're normally extremely skittish.
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01101010
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Cheetahs aren't really very dangerous. I mean, you don't want to just pet a wild one probably, that's a good way to get bitten, but the chances of one actually attacking you are really low. You're in more danger from, say, a raccoon.
What's really weird about that picture is that they're normally extremely skittish.
Exactly. The wild animals, as I was always told, are fearful of humans - by instinct. When they don't run away and go so far as to approach you, that means something is wrong and is about to go really wrong. Of course, my grandmother's conclusion was always: Rabies. I would suspect this kitty has seen plenty of tour vehicles in the park and come to consider them tourists... Gotta a dollar guys? I got 4 kids to feed! |
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Samwise
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Yeah, I'm not an expert on cheetah behavior or anything, but that doesn't look like an aggressive animal to me. That looks like a cat who has learned that tour jeeps mean free kitty treats.
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Lantyssa
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Unlike other large cats, cheetahs are fairly easily domesticated. One that's been around people isn't much of a threat.
A few years ago we were at the Houston Zoo. They were walking a cheetah and his doggie companion in the grassy area outside their cage. They wouldn't do that for most animals, and certainly not any of the other felines.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ingmar
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Nitpick: tamed, not domesticated.  |
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Sjofn
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pxib
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 Not awesome, exactly, but it wasn't funny. |
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Cyrrex
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That is fucking awesome. I'll admit that it took me a few seconds to tear my eyes away from the big pregnant lady tits.
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HaemishM
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That is so fucking awesome.  |
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Merusk
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 Not awesome, exactly, but it wasn't funny. Too much geometry to be the Nagel ripoff it's trying for, but still pretty nifty. |
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bhodi
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Continuing the theme...  |
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Signe
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 A new monkey species has been identified in a remote area of the Democratic Republic of Congo. Known locally as the "lesula" in the wild and, after conducting DNA tests, researchers confirmed that it is a unique species. Love this photo! Look at those eyes! |
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kaid
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Yeah, I'm not an expert on cheetah behavior or anything, but that doesn't look like an aggressive animal to me. That looks like a cat who has learned that tour jeeps mean free kitty treats.
Yup that has the kitty look of hey guys anybody got a sammich for me not one of I am going to claw your eyes out. Cats posture was not hostile at all just bored/curious look. |
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Miasma
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Signe
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Paelos
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That is a very expressive monkey.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Signe
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 He was such a yummy man back then! (is this safe for work? There's no bottom bits) |
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calapine
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Is someone drooling on the keyboard?  Also no, he was always a bit too scary. I prefer my men to be a bit more pansy. |
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Trippy
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The file name gives you a hint.
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01101010
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Who is that?
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Ingmar
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Pretty sure that's Shipwreck from G.I. Joe.
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Bzalthek
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All sailors look alike? Is that it? (Military Branch)-ist!
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Signe
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You shouldn't peek at people's file names. It's rude.
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Cheddar
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You shouldn't peek at people's file names. It's rude.
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NiX
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That is a very expressive monkey.
I knew I could count on your to make a positive comment about the monkey and I agree. I love the colour around its face. |
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Minvaren
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"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Signe
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Yikes!
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Ironwood
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Yeah, I'll second that. They look as if they could do some real fucking damage. To anything.
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