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Yegolev
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on: February 12, 2008, 11:34:12 AM

Free for all.  I have some ideas but I have been pretty wishy-washy about settling on one.  Now I want one for this Grainger account I'm setting up.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 11:41:13 AM

What are you ordering from Grainger?
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Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 11:43:20 AM

I don't know what it is even.  Hats?

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Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 11:46:09 AM

Whats the corp do?
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Reply #4 on: February 12, 2008, 11:55:36 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 11:58:08 AM

Ursine Window Installations

 my what do we have here?

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Reply #6 on: February 12, 2008, 12:00:11 PM

That thing is awesome cool.  I want one but I'm not sure what it's for.  Maybe I can just use it to hang from something. 

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Reply #7 on: February 12, 2008, 12:00:35 PM

I CAN LIFT A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR, INC.
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Reply #8 on: February 12, 2008, 12:02:00 PM

WallWalkers Inc or ACME Inc
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Reply #9 on: February 12, 2008, 12:14:24 PM

International Suppliers and Developers, Inc.

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Reply #10 on: February 12, 2008, 12:15:10 PM

Cuntractors Incorporated.
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Reply #11 on: February 12, 2008, 12:24:39 PM

Worldwide Erection and Insertion Corp



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Reply #12 on: February 12, 2008, 12:51:24 PM

It doesn't really have any bearing on the suction cup.  It might or might not have something to do with the actual business, or both: Ceramic Tile and Spacecraft, for example.

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Reply #13 on: February 12, 2008, 12:52:08 PM

Universal Pneumatics Corp.

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Reply #14 on: February 12, 2008, 12:53:18 PM

It doesn't really have any bearing on the suction cup.  It might or might not have something to do with the actual business, or both: Ceramic Tile and Spacecraft, for example.

TUMBLE DRY ON LOW, LLC.
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Reply #15 on: February 12, 2008, 01:05:17 PM

You are out there, man.  But that's a good one.

I will derail my own thread a tiny bit and just say that it's simply terrible how I finally go looking for something my wife has wanted for over five years and then she goes and bitches me out because a rate quote on a mortgage refi has gone up 0.125% and the monthly went up $21 from when I got quotes last week.  So maybe I don't want the suction cup anymore.

Nah, I do.

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Reply #16 on: February 12, 2008, 01:12:04 PM

Shutting the Wife the Hell Up, LLC.
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Reply #17 on: February 12, 2008, 01:18:22 PM

It doesn't really have any bearing on the suction cup.  It might or might not have something to do with the actual business, or both: Ceramic Tile and Spacecraft, for example.

Space Dreidels, Inc.

Edit: thank you, Schild.  My Yiddish sucks.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2008, 01:26:37 PM by Nevermore »

Over and out.
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Reply #18 on: February 12, 2008, 01:23:25 PM

That would be Dreidels sir.
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Reply #19 on: February 12, 2008, 01:54:50 PM

Robot Warriors, LLC

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Reply #20 on: February 12, 2008, 01:56:26 PM

Drunken Walrus LLC
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Reply #21 on: February 12, 2008, 01:58:25 PM

YES, I WOULD LIKE THE REST OF THOSE COOKIES. INC.
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Reply #22 on: February 12, 2008, 02:26:09 PM

Caluminous Kerfluffle, Inc.
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Reply #23 on: February 12, 2008, 02:30:32 PM

Hand to Man Ministries, Inc.

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Reply #24 on: February 12, 2008, 02:41:00 PM

The Suspiciously Tart Lemonade Stand.

God, fuck, I still love that name.

Also: God, Fuck, Inc.
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Reply #25 on: February 12, 2008, 02:42:44 PM

Yegolev Is A, LLC
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Reply #26 on: February 12, 2008, 02:42:49 PM

MyBossHasNoDamnPantsOn.com

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Reply #27 on: February 12, 2008, 02:57:50 PM

You gonna eat that, Inc

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Reply #28 on: February 12, 2008, 03:06:38 PM

I FELL DOWN TWICE Studio

edit: I just realized how many of my posts on f13 have been me just shouting out random words.
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Reply #29 on: February 12, 2008, 03:23:19 PM

 :pedobear:Free candy van LLC this guy looks legit
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Reply #30 on: February 12, 2008, 03:35:34 PM

Spumco, perhaps?

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Reply #31 on: February 12, 2008, 03:37:34 PM

Great Old Ones and Sons, LLC
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Reply #32 on: February 12, 2008, 03:56:01 PM

Irrational Exuberance
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Reply #33 on: February 12, 2008, 04:35:47 PM

Aperture Science

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Reply #34 on: February 12, 2008, 04:42:11 PM

Aperture Science

I like this idea.

But use "Pittsburgh Plate Glass". Real corporation and, well, apropos to the order.

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