Mrbloodworth
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Any answer will do.
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Mrbloodworth
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Keep'em coming, can be longer.
Appreciate the ideas.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.
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WayAbvPar
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Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.
If you can get the science to work, I will help with the marketing. And the testing 
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Phildo
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It makes the sonar "Ping" noise. It doesn't actually activate the sonar, just makes the noise.
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Moosehands
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The f13 button is attached to a spring loaded boxing glove mounted underneath your desk. Each press of the button punches you in the balls. Innovative gameplay!
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hal
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Damn kids, get off my lawn!
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It orders cockupuncture to go.
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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
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tazelbain
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tazelbain
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A new internet fad is started.
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"Me am play gods"
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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It does a screen capture on a full-sized Mac keyboard.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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schild
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Makes the sound of a ring dropping in Diablo 2.
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Hutch
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It creates a new t-shirt design.
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Plant yourself like a tree Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning. The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Print Screen.
Is this a joke? How old are you?
Don't anwer.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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naum
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It does a screen capture on a full-sized Mac keyboard.
Not on mine. It just beeps at me. On the newfangled thinline touch keyboards (like Mrs. Naum has on her new shiny iMac), F13 now increases the volume…
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"Should the batman kill Joker because it would save more lives?" is a fundamentally different question from "should the batman have a bunch of machineguns that go BATBATBATBATBAT because its totally cool?". ~Goumindong
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Let's restrict our discussion to keyboards manufactured during the previous millenium, when these "computer standards" were defined. 
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Macs are computers like Scientology is a religion.  
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Just PC's with a kickass version of UNIX. No different than PC's, except better. 
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Mrbloodworth
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Print Screen.
Is this a joke? How old are you?
Don't anwer.
Yes, it is a joke. At one point i asked what F13 stood for ( you know, the site name) and was told its the mythical function key on PC keyboards. So i am asking, in reference to this site, and its name, what a F13 key would do. Maybe i should reword the question. Q: What would you, the F13 users, WANT the mythical F13 key to do.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Hutch
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Plant yourself like a tree Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning. The sun will shine on us again, brother
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schild
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Just PC's with a kickass version of UNIX. No different than PC's, except better.  GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Q: What would you, the F13 users, WANT the mythical F13 key to do. A: Ring Sound.
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Tale
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Posts: 8567
sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Makes the sound of a ring dropping in Diablo 2.

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Righ
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Posts: 6542
Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Not on mine.
It just beeps at me.
System Preferences, Keyboard and Mouse, Keyboard Shortcuts, Save picture of screen to file, press F13. Now Finder settings match those of most of your applications.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Let's restrict our discussion to keyboards manufactured during the previous millenium, when these "computer standards" were defined.
Sends a line feed on a VT terminal.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Jain Zar
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Let's look at my Mac's keyboard. Hmm.. F13 is unmarked. F12 is volume, yet F13-F19 are unmarked Function Keys.
I predict it summons Cthulhu and the other Elder Gods.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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The f13 key on my Mac keyboard does absolutely nothing. But it's the largest function key on there. I find this unsurprising.
(edit: I have a Mac at work due to high-end Macs being slightly cheaper than similarly configured Dells, but it runs Windows and I type on a Das Keyboard. I use the Mac keyboard as a USB hub and disc eject button. ^^)
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« Last Edit: February 08, 2008, 02:03:34 PM by Samwise »
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Lantyssa
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Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.
If you can get the science to work, I will help with the marketing. And the testing  I'm pressing it. Any wombats yet, WAP? 
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Evildrider
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A guy in a rabbit suit jumps out of nowhere and smacks Tom Cruise with a steel dildo.
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Riggswolfe
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The f13 button is attached to a spring loaded boxing glove mounted underneath your desk. Each press of the button punches you in the balls. Innovative gameplay!
So, it's an EQeque MMO compressed down to 1 key?
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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WayAbvPar
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Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.
If you can get the science to work, I will help with the marketing. And the testing  I'm pressing it. Any wombats yet, WAP?  Thankfully you are working with the placebo version.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Trippy
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Any key.
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Moosehands
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The f13 button is attached to a spring loaded boxing glove mounted underneath your desk. Each press of the button punches you in the balls. Innovative gameplay!
So, it's an EQeque MMO compressed down to 1 key? Only if we add a script that makes each ball punch take more and more presses.
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