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Mrbloodworth
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on: February 08, 2008, 11:52:19 AM

Any answer will do.

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Reply #1 on: February 08, 2008, 11:53:30 AM

Reset.
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Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 11:55:47 AM

Rage?
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Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 11:56:06 AM

Keep'em coming, can be longer.

Appreciate the ideas.

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Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 11:57:04 AM

Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.

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Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 11:58:10 AM

Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.

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Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 11:58:58 AM

It makes the sonar "Ping" noise.  It doesn't actually activate the sonar, just makes the noise.
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Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 12:03:01 PM

The f13 button is attached to a spring loaded boxing glove mounted underneath your desk.  Each press of the button punches you in the balls.  Innovative gameplay!
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Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 12:06:19 PM

It orders cockupuncture to go.

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Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 12:08:02 PM

A new internet fad is started.

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Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 12:15:05 PM

It does a screen capture on a full-sized Mac keyboard.

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Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 12:17:22 PM

Makes the sound of a ring dropping in Diablo 2.
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Reply #12 on: February 08, 2008, 12:18:02 PM

It creates a new t-shirt design.

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Reply #13 on: February 08, 2008, 12:19:14 PM

Print Screen.

Is this a joke?  How old are you?









Don't anwer.

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Reply #14 on: February 08, 2008, 12:23:16 PM

It does a screen capture on a full-sized Mac keyboard.

Not on mine.

It just beeps at me.

On the newfangled thinline touch keyboards (like Mrs. Naum has on her new shiny iMac), F13 now increases the volume…

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Reply #15 on: February 08, 2008, 12:25:26 PM

Let's restrict our discussion to keyboards manufactured during the previous millenium, when these "computer standards" were defined.

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Reply #16 on: February 08, 2008, 12:27:35 PM

Macs are computers like Scientology is a religion. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #17 on: February 08, 2008, 12:30:25 PM

Just PC's with a kickass version of UNIX. No different than PC's, except better.  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #18 on: February 08, 2008, 12:32:16 PM

Print Screen.

Is this a joke?  How old are you?









Don't anwer.

Yes, it is a joke. At one point i asked what F13 stood for (you know, the site name) and was told its the mythical function key on PC keyboards.

So i am asking, in reference to this site, and its name, what a F13 key would do.

Maybe i should reword the question.

Q: What would you, the F13 users, WANT the mythical F13 key to do.

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Reply #19 on: February 08, 2008, 12:34:16 PM

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Reply #20 on: February 08, 2008, 12:45:10 PM


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Reply #21 on: February 08, 2008, 12:45:30 PM

Just PC's with a kickass version of UNIX. No different than PC's, except better.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Q: What would you, the F13 users, WANT the mythical F13 key to do.

A: Ring Sound.
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Reply #22 on: February 08, 2008, 12:45:35 PM

Makes the sound of a ring dropping in Diablo 2.

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Reply #23 on: February 08, 2008, 01:11:23 PM

Not on mine.

It just beeps at me.

System Preferences, Keyboard and Mouse, Keyboard Shortcuts, Save picture of screen to file, press F13. Now Finder settings match those of most of your applications.

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Reply #24 on: February 08, 2008, 01:12:14 PM

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Reply #25 on: February 08, 2008, 01:15:09 PM

Let's restrict our discussion to keyboards manufactured during the previous millenium, when these "computer standards" were defined.

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Reply #26 on: February 08, 2008, 01:42:57 PM

Let's look at my Mac's keyboard.  Hmm.. F13 is unmarked.  F12 is volume, yet F13-F19 are unmarked Function Keys.

I predict it summons Cthulhu and the other Elder Gods.

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Reply #27 on: February 08, 2008, 02:00:28 PM

The f13 key on my Mac keyboard does absolutely nothing.  But it's the largest function key on there.  I find this unsurprising.

(edit: I have a Mac at work due to high-end Macs being slightly cheaper than similarly configured Dells, but it runs Windows and I type on a Das Keyboard.  I use the Mac keyboard as a USB hub and disc eject button.  ^^)
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Reply #28 on: February 08, 2008, 02:03:40 PM

Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.
If you can get the science to work, I will help with the marketing. And the testing  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
I'm pressing it.  Any wombats yet, WAP? Grin

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #29 on: February 08, 2008, 02:30:20 PM

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Reply #30 on: February 08, 2008, 02:31:40 PM

The f13 button is attached to a spring loaded boxing glove mounted underneath your desk.  Each press of the button punches you in the balls.  Innovative gameplay!

So, it's an EQeque MMO compressed down to 1 key?

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Reply #31 on: February 08, 2008, 02:52:07 PM

Releasing rabid wombats onto the genitalia of the target on the other side of the Internet.
If you can get the science to work, I will help with the marketing. And the testing  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
I'm pressing it.  Any wombats yet, WAP? Grin

Thankfully you are working with the placebo version.

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Reply #32 on: February 08, 2008, 03:01:14 PM

Any key.
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Reply #33 on: February 08, 2008, 03:09:17 PM

The f13 button is attached to a spring loaded boxing glove mounted underneath your desk.  Each press of the button punches you in the balls.  Innovative gameplay!

So, it's an EQeque MMO compressed down to 1 key?

Only if we add a script that makes each ball punch take more and more presses.
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Reply #34 on: February 08, 2008, 03:11:55 PM

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