The Internet vs Scientology

[Phildo]

Anonymous and Kyle

Also, Kitsune, I feel offended by your exclusion of Jews.  If you don't go out immediately and find a Jewish friend, you'll be hearing from our Jewish lawyers.  And they're almost as good as Scientology's.

[WayAbvPar]

Scientology's lawyers ARE Jews, more than likely! 

[Kitsune]

Anonymous and Kyle

Also, Kitsune, I feel offended by your exclusion of Jews.  If you don't go out immediately and find a Jewish friend, you'll be hearing from our Jewish lawyers.  And they're almost as good as Scientology's.

Nope, no Jewish friends.  One of my dad's friends is Jewish, though, and that man was awesome and insane.  He came to dinner once, and started scarfing down pork chops.  I asked him, "Um, aren't you not supposed to do that, or something?"  He looked at me, said, "Kid, there's lots of stuff I'm not supposed to do." and went right back to the pork chops.  He gave me a plastic dreidel full of chocolate one year, and that was sweet.  I still have no clue what the hell the symbols mean, but  I liked it.

[sidereal]

He gave me a plastic dreidel full of chocolate one year, and that was sweet.  I still have no clue what the hell the symbols mean, but  I liked it.

Hebrew characters shin, hey, gimel, nun.  Which means 'We killed Jesus!  Pwned!"

No, really.  It means something about a miracle.  Also, you can spin it to win raisins from your friends.

Also, why do nutty people say Jews killed Jesus when Jesus was obviously killed by Romans?

[Samwise]

Also, why do nutty people say Jews killed Jesus when Jesus was obviously killed by Romans?

According to Biblical accounts, the Romans performed the execution at the behest of the Jewish elders:

Pilate said to them, 'But in that case, what am I to do with Jesus who is called Christ?' They all said, 'Let him be crucified!'

He asked, 'But what harm has he done?' But they shouted all the louder, 'Let him be crucified!'

Then Pilate saw that he was making no impression, that in fact a riot was imminent. So he took some water, washed his hands in front of the crowd and said, 'I am innocent of this man's blood. It is your concern.'

Saying "Jews killed Jesus" and leaving it at that is of course still nutty because there were a great number of Jews who were not involved.  Including, y'know, Jesus's followers.

[Big Gulp]

Saying "Jews killed Jesus" and leaving it at that is of course still nutty because there were a great number of Jews who were not involved.  Including, y'know, Jesus's followers.

Also, look at the context in which that was written; Christianity was already viewed as a whacky Jewish cult where you ate human flesh, drank blood, and had orgies by most Romans.  If you're trying to spread your message throughout the Roman world it's best not to antagonize them any more by making them the bad guys of your story.

[Signe]

I love Jews.  Especially cranberry-orange. 

[Dtrain]

I love Jews.  Especially cranberry-orange. 

My cranberry-orange jews: I'm not showing you them.

(or is that only me that gets no image?)

[HAMMER FRENZY]

This thread is getting silly.   

[Bungee]

He gave me a plastic dreidel full of chocolate one year, and that was sweet.  I still have no clue what the hell the symbols mean, but  I liked it.

Hebrew characters shin, hey, gimel, nun.  Which means 'We killed Jesus!  Pwned!"

No, really.  It means something about a miracle.  Also, you can spin it to win raisins from your friends.

Also, why do nutty people say Jews killed Jesus when Jesus was obviously killed by Romans?

Dreidel tradition

And of course cheesus was killed by jews. Otherwise alot of things that happened the last few hundred years in the old world wouldn't at least TRY to make any sense.

[Aez]

Just because :

Jew :

http://djofj.ytmnd.com/

http://hellodere.ytmnd.com/


Jesus vs Scientology :

http://jesuswilldestroyscientology.ytmnd.com/ 

Raptor jesus vs Scientology : (violence)

http://ytmndvscientologyftw.ytmnd.com/


HOLY TAG TEAM vs Scientology  - - Holy shit, click this.

http://jesusvsxenu.ytmnd.com/


Should have been posted from the start (WARNING : graphical violence, CSI style):

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/


God, I love the intarweb :

http://bitchslapscientology.ytmnd.com/

[Dtrain]

This thread is getting silly.   

That's what happens when Jesus shows up to a Scientology flame. The argument goes around and around.

[Krakrok]

Apparently he's got about 50 million followers - how many people on this board have honestly heard of him?

Not him specifically but people like him. See this page.

[Jain Zar]

This thread is getting silly.   

That's what happens when Jesus shows up to a Scientology flame. The argument goes around and around.

Damn.  Why couldn't you have quoted that song about spinning round round like a record player?

I did not need to begin this day with  .

Actually I never need to see that thing ever.  I think Chris Hansen and Steven Colbert need to team up to take that motherfucker out!

[Dtrain]

So what you're saying is you'd rather begin the day with a meatspin?

And if you don't know what that means, do not investigate it too closely. If pedobear gets your dander up, this will most likely cause cardiac arrest.

[Lantyssa]

Damn.  Why couldn't you have quoted that song about spinning round round like a record player?

Just for you.

[Dtrain]

Haha, brilliant. Here's Pete Burns these days:



On second thought, maybe meatspin would have been apropriate.

Kind of looks like Xenu.

[Lantyssa]

Note the Tom Cruise book on the upper left of the photo.  What looked like a derail ties in to the orginal topic!

[Sky]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5gMeXz2YMw

[Yegolev]

Damn.  Why couldn't you have quoted that song about spinning round round like a record player?

Just for you.

I love that song.

[Dtrain]

Note the Tom Cruise book on the upper left of the photo.  What looked like a derail ties in to the orginal topic!

I had my choice between that photo and an even more hideous head shot - seeing the serpent straining so vigorously to reach it's own tail, I really had no choice in the matter.

[Azazel]

Anonymous being discussed on Australian national radio with John Safran as I type this (JJJ).

[schild]

Anonymous also got an article in a big New Zealand paper (and another Australian one apparently).

[Tale]

Story on Australian TV tonight

(trashy current affairs show, rival of the one that produced Corey the party dude - just someone filming a CRT with a camcorder, but only copy I could find so far)

[Murgos]

Anonymous vs. Scientology was one of the lead stories on NPR this morning.

[schild]

That would mean they've been on NPR 3 times now. Word.

[Jain Zar]

But again, until we see what happens this weekend its only made more people aware of the Xenu folks.
If the turnouts are low, it will seriously bork it all up.

Don't fuck this up.

If it actually works, the chans that aren't filled with wrongness will have actually validated their existence.

[Azazel]

NPR?

Also, here
http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/hackers-declare-scientology-dday/2008/02/07/1202234012004.html

Sydney Morning Herald and it's Melbourne counterpart, The Age are pretty much well respected papers here.

[Samwise]

"They are anonymous message boards, which means they can post anything without fear of reprisal," the analyst, who asked not to be named, said.

 

[schild]

On one of those anon posts, maybe it was under a dig post or on partyvan, they pointed out that Obama is good friends with Oprah. Who is good friends with Tom Cruise. Who is fucking crazy.

Anyway. Just wanted to put that out there.

[Paelos]

On one of those anon posts, maybe it was under a dig post or on partyvan, they pointed out that Obama is good friends with Oprah. Who is good friends with Tom Cruise. Who is fucking crazy.

Anyway. Just wanted to put that out there.

Ah, are we moving into the tabloid business then?

[schild]

Nah. Neither are they. It was a 3 sentence footnote on a page. Probably just newfag troll bait.

[Dtrain]

WHOT?!?!?! OMG, don't vote for Obama, 3 degrees of separation from Xenu!!!!!eleven

[Jain Zar]

On one of those anon posts, maybe it was under a dig post or on partyvan, they pointed out that Obama is good friends with Oprah. Who is good friends with Tom Cruise. Who is fucking crazy.

Anyway. Just wanted to put that out there.

Yeah.  Looney makes a giant ass of himself to a stupid bitch mostly watched by stupid people who don't happen to work normal hours means because that same lady endorsed Obama means he loves the Hubbard.

That's REALLY FUCKING STUPID dude.

[sidereal]

WHOT?!?!?! OMG, don't vote for Obama, 3 degrees of separation from Xenu!!!!!eleven

I thought that was a good thing. 

Vote Obama!  Don't get thrown into a volcano. .  again!