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on: January 16, 2008, 03:17:59 PM

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Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 03:19:22 PM

Better to just get a prescription for Modafinil.
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Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 03:20:06 PM

Or uh take a Centrum and swig a Red Bull/Bawls/whatever

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Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 08:01:03 PM

This is the wrong direction for me.  I'm more of a "six methocarbamol and a glass of wine" kind of guy.

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Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 09:22:34 PM

I just need to keep awake to grind in MMO. These FPS performance pills are not really good for my heart.

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Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 10:30:11 PM

That's a lot of Selenium to be putting in those pills.
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Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 11:53:42 PM

I suppose it's not a surprise in an age where people drink flavoured caffeine water in a can but all this "energy" business really is getting pretty crazy.
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Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 04:02:15 AM

I guess going to sleep when you are tired instead of continuing to play the game is out of style.  I still like it.
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Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 04:07:45 AM

Too easy. I mean that worked till forever. Thats so retro.
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Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 04:12:24 AM

This is insane.
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Reply #10 on: January 17, 2008, 06:00:38 AM

Somehow, that joke about pacman and rave parties makes oh so much more sense now.

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Reply #11 on: January 17, 2008, 06:37:47 AM

Am I the only one that drinks coffee anymore?
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Reply #12 on: January 17, 2008, 07:11:23 AM

That's the wrong direction for me too.  I'd probably end up mowing the lawn and cleaning the bathroom. 

Bring on the Xanax and medical marijuana.

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Reply #13 on: January 17, 2008, 07:31:02 AM

Lol, both? I always thought of Xanax as weed without all of the work. Better even.
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Reply #14 on: January 17, 2008, 08:02:12 AM

Hell, any good clan has a bit of meth straight out of a biker's crankcase.
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