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Topic: Corey the party dude (Read 13743 times)
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lamaros
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The party isn't really the story.
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Paelos
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This is one of those internet phenoms that's so stupid words can't do it justice.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Ironwood
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Man, Neve Campbell.
Man...
Yeah. Whoo.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Riggswolfe
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Can someone just shoot this stupid little fucker please? In two years he'll be living in a cardboard box with only those damn sunglasses for comfort and I for one plan to stop by and laugh at him.
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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This is one of those internet phenoms that's so stupid words can't do it justice.
Someone set us up the bomb. |
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Calantus
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What a nobtard.
Also, most hostile interviewer ever....
I see you don't watch Australian current affairs programs. They seem to think they have a divine mission from God to confront everyone who they feel is in the wrong. Every time I see them chase people down and hold open their car doors and whatnot saying "Mr X why don't you speak with us? Are you just going to run away? What are you going to do about what you've done? Are you proud of what you've done?" it drives me fucking insane that they think they have the right to do these sort of things. All their reporters sound like self-righteous prats that need a good beating. I'm hoping one day they push the wrong buttons on the wrong person and they get stomped on. Literally, face on pavement hospital visit stomped on. They deserve it. /rage |
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K9
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« Last Edit: July 20, 2016, 05:57:30 AM by K9 »
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I'm not sure why he's so bad.
Oh well.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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He's not.
He's just a selfish, arrogant little shit and nobody likes that.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Phildo
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I'm not sure why he's so bad.
He's the guy who steals all our womens. |
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stray
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No, that would be me. If I get near them that is.  [edit] almost put a pedobear there... but i figured you guys would think i meant your daughters.. |
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Polysorbate80
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... but i figured you guys would think i meant your daughters..
Good decision. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and twenty acres of back yard.... |
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The reason I like stupid shit like this guy? Measuring the lag time between the inception of the internet 'fad' and the time someone at work mentions it. Last week a librarian said "Don't tase me, bro!" Makes me giggle.
Of course, the context was my suggestion we all carry tasers and unleash on patrons as needed. That makes me giggle, too. Well, not so much giggle as nefarious cackle.
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I swear, every library aide I've ever met is a dick with a nefarious cackle. At least the male ones.
And thing is, I've been wanting a job like that lately. Just not sure if I'm enough of a dick.
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lamaros
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Jesus. Worst use of news resources. Evar. Fuckmuppet gets into a scuffle near a shopping mall that occasionally shows up in a teen soap. Seriously. |
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lamaros
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That's ACA for you.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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The scuffle even looks fake, probably Corey and his mates playing the media again.
But this RATES. This is gold. Because fuckwits like us link it on message boards.
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Never underestimate the power of boredom at work.
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lamaros
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But this RATES. This is gold. Because fuckwits like us link it on message boards. If it wasn't for this thread I probably wouldn't have looked at it at all. A bit odd, eh. |
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UnSub
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The scuffle even looks fake, probably Corey and his mates playing the media again.
But this RATES. This is gold. Because fuckwits like us link it on message boards.
It rates for ACA and Today Tonight because those shows cater to the view that society today is worse off because kids don't respect their elders / shonky businessmen are just waiting to rip you off / criminals like beating up old ladies / the government is full of rorts /what have you. Just the other day they had a story on how the Xbox 360 and iPod can have high failure rates for 'toys'. It's tabloid journalism that unfortunately finds a big audience for the black and white view of the world. And Corey is perfect tabloid fodder. He gets the fame and noteriety, they get someone who generates an ongoing story. Last night one station had his parents on (or so the lead-in ads said). Without this attention, Corey goes back to being an apprentice plasterer. As I said before, he's cultural flotsam and not worth worrying about. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Isn't this kid dead yet?
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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