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on: December 27, 2007, 12:51:34 AM

There was a comic years ago that had these two pitted against each other in a foot race.   Who won?

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Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 01:06:17 AM

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Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 09:16:14 AM

All ridiculous and prove nothing.

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Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 09:22:11 AM

All ridiculous and prove nothing.

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Reading the thread title was enough for me to come to that conclusion. 
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Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 01:46:00 PM

Are you making fun of my thread?   ACK!

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Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 04:48:30 PM

I have a question.

Nothing can move the Blob.

But nothing can stop the Juggernaut.

What happens if the Juggernaut tries to move the Blob?





Answer:
People get in a ridiculous flame war over it, no one is happy with any answer, the forums are consumed by idiocy, and nothing of value is ever created again.

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Reply #6 on: December 27, 2007, 04:49:31 PM

I want to further discuss this scenario.

Also, Flash thrashed Clark Kent in Smallville.
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Reply #7 on: December 27, 2007, 05:00:15 PM

The kid from that show should have his own series.
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Reply #8 on: December 27, 2007, 05:01:29 PM

I have a question.

Nothing can move the Blob.

But nothing can stop the Juggernaut.

What happens if the Juggernaut tries to move the Blob?

Your question is invalid.

Cyclops and Wolverine have both pierced the blob, plus Hulk has moved the blob.

The Juggernaut either charges through or moves the Blob.


He's the Juggernaut. Bitch.

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Reply #9 on: December 27, 2007, 05:05:49 PM

The blob is fat.

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Reply #10 on: December 27, 2007, 05:08:25 PM

But don't you know who that other guy is? He's the Juggernaut. Bitch.

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Reply #11 on: December 27, 2007, 05:10:05 PM

He's dumb though, well the Blob is as well.

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Reply #12 on: December 27, 2007, 05:11:18 PM

The JUGGERNAUT. Bitch.

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Reply #13 on: December 28, 2007, 06:45:35 PM

Actually, according to Superman, the answer is that they surrender.

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Reply #14 on: December 28, 2007, 07:32:19 PM

Lol, what now?

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Reply #15 on: December 31, 2007, 06:32:16 PM

ACTUAL SPOILER ANSWER TO ORIGINAL QUESTION:




















The book collected all the comics that have had them race.  Of the three or four races, a couple were ties and Flash barely won the other(s). 

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Reply #16 on: December 31, 2007, 10:49:55 PM

I have a question.

Nothing can move the Blob.

But nothing can stop the Juggernaut.

What happens if the Juggernaut tries to move the Blob?

Your question is invalid.

Cyclops and Wolverine have both pierced the blob, plus Hulk has moved the blob.

The Juggernaut either charges through or moves the Blob.


He's the Juggernaut. Bitch.

I'm pretty sure he's been moved quite a bunch.. as all you have to do is pick up the earth around him.  Besides, the blob is a weak villain... Juggernaut ftw.
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Reply #17 on: December 31, 2007, 11:19:21 PM

I have a question.

Nothing can move the Blob.

But nothing can stop the Juggernaut.

What happens if the Juggernaut tries to move the Blob?

Your question is invalid.

Cyclops and Wolverine have both pierced the blob, plus Hulk has moved the blob.

The Juggernaut either charges through or moves the Blob.


He's the Juggernaut. Bitch.

I'm pretty sure he's been moved quite a bunch.. as all you have to do is pick up the earth around him.  Besides, the blob is a weak villain... Juggernaut ftw.

The Blob got hit by NO MORE MUTANTS! (Because making the Marvel Universe interesting is silly.  People can't relate to a world where there are lots of people who are born with powers beyond that of normal man or something.  Hmm.. kids need to relate to stuff to buy it.  I guess that's why Harry Potter with its sorcerer thing is so unpopular... oh.  ITS NOT.  FUCK YOU QUESADA YOU FAT FACED ASSHAT. ) 

So now he has no powers and is just a dude with too much skin.

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