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Topic: What the hell is a 'jackhob'? (Read 134773 times)
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Signe
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Muse.
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When I type something really wrong, I usually cross it out and put the right stuff next to it so people don't shout at me. I am deathly afraid of being shouted at. Seriously. DEATHLY.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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My solution is to click BACK instead of SUBMIT. I do this for one out of every three posts, I estimate. Communication via internet forum makes me seem really, really smart because I have enormous amounts of time to reconsider whatever I am putting forward.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Phildo
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My solution is to click BACK instead of SUBMIT. I do this for one out of every three posts, I estimate. Communication via internet forum makes me seem really, really smart because I have enormous amounts of time to reconsider whatever I am putting forward.
So... you're NOT really, really smart? |
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Hutch
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(this post has been stealth edited, but I won't say why).
That's not a stealth/ninja edit cause we can see the edit timestamp. Yeah. It's also not a stealth edit because I explicitly declared that I had made an edit.  |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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In the meantime, all this feedback looping means that his blog is finally getting hits from someone besides spiders, crawlers, and his mother. I need to write something on my blog to piss all of you off. Maybe I'll insult your mothers or something. |
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Yegolev
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So... you're NOT really, really smart?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
Terracotta Army
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When I type something really wrong, I usually cross it out and put the right stuff next to it so people don't shout at me. I am deathly afraid of being shouted at. Seriously. DEATHLY.
DON"T BE FRIGHTENED, SIGNE! |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
Terracotta Army
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I broke Signe.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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stu
Terracotta Army
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Major derail incoming...
At what point did this thread stop being about jackhobs or the Terracotta Army? I started scrolling back and all I can find is shit about Geldon. People are even talking about Geldon in the Burning Region chat. Fuck! I derailed myself. Now, I'm talking about Geldon.
Anyways, Terracotta Army is awesome, for real.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Falconeer
Terracotta Army
Posts: 11127
a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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Back on track.
Yesterday night in EVE Geldon was lurking the f13 channel spying us on our enemy account.
Then suddenly, while some of us were sieged into the station, he did something wrong and Concord (NPC Police) exploded him.
In local chat, while us and the guild we are at war with were trying to attach this xaana (obviously Geldon's character) and his embarassingly poor superspy skills to each other, and he was having a hard time trying to hide the embarassment for the fumblesque explosion and disguise himself as not-Geldon, I clearly heard him state that all our bases are belong to him. It was quick though, as it got edited before I could take a screenshot.
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Reg
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Are you sure Xaana is Geldon? Xaana has been hanging out in the F13 channel and never saying a word for as long as I can remember.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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Are you sure Xaana is Geldon? Xaana has been hanging out in the F13 channel and never saying a word for as long as I can remember.
Re-read his post. Especially the end. You'll get the joke then. |
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Reg
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I still don't get it. I'm just dumb I guess. :)
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Lantyssa
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SIGNE! SPEAK TO ME! DON"T BE DEAD!  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Xaana is STILL around? |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
Terracotta Army
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sky
Terracotta Army
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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There are more posts about Geldon since Jan 11 than he made in an entire day here.
You people are sad.
In all seriousness, you're feeding the troll. And worse, he can't even troll!
Things just don't make sense anymore, in this post-1/11 world. |
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Llava
Contributor
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Oh fucking hell.  |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Oh, that was good.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Le comédie.
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hal
Terracotta Army
Posts: 835
Damn kids, get off my lawn!
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OMG he spoke french...*faint*
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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I have nothing against the French. I don't even consider them cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
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Phildo
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(insert Beret comment here)
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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My macroeconomics teacher wore a beret.
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Endie
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I love France. I've spent a good portion of my life there on month-long holidays (which, sadly, become shorter when employment strikes). The actual French people themselves are a mixed bag: I find Bretons, Provencal and other regional communities great, friendly and patient with foreigners who try to speak their language. French people from Paris, however, are (as a very sweeping generalisation) second only to the Hungarians in terms of unfriendlness and wilful unwillingness to understand any but the best pronounced French (and my French is poor).
The great thing about being Scottish is this conversation, which happens everywhere (just with the French person speaking proper French):
Damnable Frenchie: "Vous êtes anglais. Hmph."
Scot: "Mais non, je suis écossais."
DF: "Écossaise? Pourquoi n'avez-vous pas dit avant? J'aime beaucoup les écossais. Baisez vous ma fille! Au secours! C'est les Allemands! Sauve-nous s’il vous plaît!"
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I like France, too. I've always wanted Righ to take a contract for a year or so in Paris but the right thing never came up. I haven't found people in Paris to be unfriendly at all... unless you do something stupid such as actually touch the peach you want to buy.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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I wish I was there now... being a jobless, chain smoking man whore and not feeling bad about it.
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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 Are you up to snuff? Women expect a lot since American Gigolo, you know. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Engels
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My experience of France is similar to Endie's. Growing up, I was exposed mostly to people from southern France and just didn't understand the stereo type of the rude and arrogant French. Decades later, by happenstance I had to spend 4 days in Paris and boy, enlightenment came on right quick. They were, with a few exceptions, rude, unfriendly and the most self-possesed people I've ever met, including New Yorkers, Bostonians and Barcelonians. And that's saying a lot.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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Are you up to snuff? Women expect a lot since American Gigolo, you know. Hey, you're the one that called me a man whore recently. Why are you asking now? Seriously though.. No, I'm constantly aching from something. Women have to be gentle with me. |
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Endie
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I haven't found people in Paris to be unfriendly at all...
You are a female. Your experience of the whole world involves a lot more friendly strangers. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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Bah. I bet if I went to Paris everyone would want to fuck me. Men and women alike.
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IainC
Developers
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Wargaming.net
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I lived in Paris for 3 and a half years. It ruled. When I retire I'm buying a house in Britanny though - gorgeous place and cheap as you like.
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