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Topic: What the hell is a 'jackhob'? (Read 134865 times)
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NiX
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That's just mean! You're teasing those of us who can't read that.
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Ironwood
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Hey, I finally learned the Belgian for 'Fucktard'.
Repetition does work !
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Simond
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Someone buy Geldon a WoW account - I want to see him vs the WoW boards.
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"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Uh, wouldn't Belgian just be French?
I think that's Bulgarian actually. Hilarious find though... Even if I can't read it.
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Ironwood
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Um, sorry, my brain seemed to be ahead of my hands. In deference to Geldon, however, I'm not going to edit the post.  Edit by schild: No, but I will. OH GOD I SLAY ME. |
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 05:38:34 AM by schild »
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Reg
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And now the truth comes out. Ironwood is one of Schild's gimmick accounts.
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Ironwood
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Then who's Tebonas ?  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Tebonas
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A former gimmick account that won his FREEDOM!
Lets be serious for a moment here. We are all figments of schilds imagination. Even those of you who think they aren't. Especially those. There is SO much self-hatred in the creation of Geldon, its like an externalization of all that Wii rage.
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 06:22:28 AM by Tebonas »
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cmlancas
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You cannot be a figment of a figment.... |
f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Tebonas
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I can because I won my freedom in a long and perilous quest. For the true love of a woman. Just like in Buffy. But freedom beats a soul every day of the week. Except on Sunday. Souls are good to have in church.
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cmlancas
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I think long strings of non-sequiturs are truly the bee's knees. Well played, sir.  |
f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Tebonas
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Might have gotten the %Austrian_Ironwood_Clone% script mixed up with the new %Signe_2_Beta% there for a moment. Hey, even schilds not perfect! |
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Yegolev
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Belgian? That is obviously cyrillic text. Also, Poirot spoke French.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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Because of all the chocolate Belgians eat, it makes many of them rather Phlegmish.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Guys, I admitted that wasn't what I meant to write.
Schild has taken control !!
Don't trust what you read in this frigging thread !
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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WayAbvPar
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These days, I realize that the kind of persecution I tend to get online is for being too smart for the rest of the posters. I go way too fast and way too deep, and it drives them up the wall in short order. (In karmic retribution, it tends to drive me up the wall they don't understand what I'm saying.)
Any board that bans me for being too brilliant for enough of the posters to keep up with (or as a birthday present to a twit) doesn't deserve my posts. ... ... ... Remember that South Park where the ass-faced people short-circuited Cartman's funny fuse, and he could never find anything funny again? I'm so there. I can't even...muster a clever remark at all for this. Wow. I wonder what color the sky is in his world? EDITED TO ADD  He is now trolling us through his blog, obviously. He knows he says outrageous and patently untrue things there it will eventually make it back here, where he can read everyone's reactions whilst furiously masturbating. Anyone know a way to subliminally suggest he sterilize himself before he passes on his misbegotten genes? |
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 08:18:16 AM by WayAbvPar »
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Simond
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Tell him not to do it.
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"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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Yegolev
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Anyone know a way to subliminally suggest he sterilize himself before he passes on his misbegotten genes?
Is this a legitimate danger? Don't mail-order brides have at least a cursory familiarity with English? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Hutch
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Wow. I wonder what color the sky is in his world?
The sky is blue. But, I would like it better if it were colored <edit this in later>. And not just at dusk, but all the time. During the day. Oh and also at night. I'd appreciate it if everyone reading this would just accept it and not make up any reasons why my idea is . I'll be back in a few seconds to see if anyone's replied. I like having conversations on the internet, especially when I can go back and change what I've posted after people reply to me. I'm hoping schild will give me back my edit button. And my posting priveleges. <edit out later>Fascist</edit out later>. |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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WayAbvPar
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Anyone know a way to subliminally suggest he sterilize himself before he passes on his misbegotten genes?
Is this a legitimate danger? Don't mail-order brides have at least a cursory familiarity with English? Do you really want to take any chances? Also, well played, Hutch. I am assuming your found his sekrit stash of retard post templates on his blog somewhere. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Soukyan
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WHO COMMENTS ON THEIR OWN POSTS ON THEIR OWN BLOG? I just don't get that. Doesn't Blogger have an Edit Post button?  |
"Life is no cabaret... we're inviting you anyway." ~ Amanda Palmer"Tree, awesome, numa numa, love triangle, internal combustion engine, mountain, walk, whiskey, peace, pascagoula" ~ Lantyssa"Les vrais paradis sont les paradis qu'on a perdus." ~Marcel Proust |
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Hutch
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Anyone know a way to subliminally suggest he sterilize himself before he passes on his misbegotten genes?
Is this a legitimate danger? Don't mail-order brides have at least a cursory familiarity with English? Do you really want to take any chances? Also, well played, Hutch. I am assuming your found his sekrit stash of retard post templates on his blog somewhere. Ha! The joke's on you! He paid me to write those templates! Also, he has a blog? |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Phildo
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WHO COMMENTS ON THEIR OWN POSTS ON THEIR OWN BLOG? I just don't get that. Doesn't Blogger have an Edit Post button? Blogspot, having received word on Geldon's activities, has also taken away his edit button. Apparently. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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That's just mean! You're teasing those of us who can't read that.
I can read this! |
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Yegolev
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Do you really want to take any chances?
Touche. Scorched-earth it is. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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WHO COMMENTS ON THEIR OWN POSTS ON THEIR OWN BLOG? I just don't get that. Doesn't Blogger have an Edit Post button? Actually, I have (one of the few times I got comments). But it was only because I hate having "UPDATED" in the middle of the blog post, almost like someone published their posts before any editing. Or edited their posts after they realized it was retardation of the most kind. As for Geldon being too smart for us, I feel so ashamed. My dirty little secret is out. I am ashamed to admit that I am not smart enough to understand Geldon's posts. And if his posts are too smart for me, I cling to my stupidity with pride. EDIT: It was also to respond to a question one of the commenters left, not commenting on my own post. See, I really am stupid. |
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Roac
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You're too glib, Haemish.
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I should wear a tophat.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 12:57:02 PM by Sky »
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Venkman
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There are more posts about Geldon since Jan 11 than he made in an entire day here.
You people are sad.
In all seriousness, you're feeding the troll. And worse, he can't even troll!
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Hutch
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Au contraire. We are having fun amongst ourselves. In the wake of the departure of a friend or loved one, there is bound to be some sort of emotional expression by those left behind. In this case, we're talking about neither a friend nor a loved one, but the effect is the same. Something familiar is gone, and we will eventually fill in the hole and put it behind us.  He's Geldon. He's not SWG. We will stop talking about him without any drastic measures by the admins. In the meantime, all this feedback looping means that his blog is finally getting hits from someone besides spiders, crawlers, and his mother. (this post has been stealth edited, but I won't say why). |
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 10:32:04 PM by Hutch »
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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NiX
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(this post has been stealth edited, but I won't say why).
YOU SON OF A BITCH! |
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Roac
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(this post has been stealth edited, but I won't say why).
YOU SON OF A BITCH! Wha... edits? BURN HIM! BURN!  |
-Roac
King of Ravens
"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Trippy
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(this post has been stealth edited, but I won't say why).
That's not a stealth/ninja edit cause we can see the edit timestamp. |
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