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Topic: What the hell is a 'jackhob'? (Read 134917 times)
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Ironwood
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I read fast. Actually, very fast.
It helps that Geldon was mostly saying the same shite over and over and that there was hardly a single post by him that didn't have 'Edited By Geldon On...' at the end.
He also gets the boot into f13 there. What a fucking tool.
"I actually had my edit button taken away from me on one board because people thought I stealth edited things. I don't stealth edit, I just like to clean up my messages after I post them to read better. I'm not trying to evade responsibility by doing that. Of course, the moderators of that board were total jerks that would get banned on any other board, but that's another story."
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Rendakor
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You guys are as bad as devstalkers.  |
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lamaros
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"I actually had my edit button taken away from me on one board because people thought I stealth edited things. I don't stealth edit, I just like to clean up my messages after I post them to read better. I'm not trying to evade responsibility by doing that. Of course, the moderators of that board were total jerks that would get banned on any other board, but that's another story."
Of course, the bold bit is a bit he edited in. The joy of irony. |
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Ironwood
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It's Arthur. He's the Internet Detective and HE NEVER SLEEPS.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Arthur_Parker
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That thread was too good not to share.
I'm still kinda sad Geldon is banned, he's got an amazing ability to provoke a reaction. I first noticed his genius when he famously doomcast WoW, it had about 4 million subs at the time, that was a brilliant thread (sadly lost when Grimwell's forum closed).
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I like watching car wrecks as much as anyone, but I don't want one careening through my house.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
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That thread is full of  . Or maybe it's . I can't tell. |
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Phildo
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Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 09:23 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 09:30 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 09:35 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:15 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:07 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:13 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:22 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:38 PM)
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Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 11:14 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 11:33 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 11:43 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/14/08 12:19 AM)
...and that's less than halfway down the thread.
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Roac
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 09:23 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 09:30 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 09:35 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:15 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:07 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:13 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:22 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:38 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:44 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 10:49 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 11:14 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 11:33 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/13/08 11:43 PM)
Edited by Geldon (01/14/08 12:19 AM)
...and that's less than halfway down the thread.
 If it weren't so long, I'd use it as a sig. |
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Samwise
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The f13 groupthink is so powerful that it infects people who have never been here! I must agree with some other folks... your posting habits and the words your posts contain contradict themselves. You say one thing, but the frequency and attitude your posts convey (whether you are intentionally doing so or not) tell us you really really thought your idea was the cat's meow. I think your best bet for retaining credibility and not maring your reputation on these boards further (assuming you wish to remain in the community without other posters attempting to make your life miserable here) I would go along with the words of your post, that you do not indeed care about this thread anymore, and walk away from it.  |
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Yegolev
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They are all alts of ours. Just you watch.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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Nice find AP, even if it gave me a pounding headache. Ah my good friend projection! Remember, you're not crazy, everyone else is So true. But since his mom tells him he is a special snowflake, he never fucking learns. Maybe schild or Trippy could loan the CoH folks their banhammer. The best part of the whole thing? HE ISN'T OUR PROBLEM ANY MORE. We can point and laugh and not have to read his insane rantings. GL, CoH Community Manager. Ban now, laugh later. You will thank me. |
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Lantyssa
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I counted ten out of his first fifteen posts had been edited. It's almost fun. Too grindy though. Edit (because I love the irony): Hmm, I'm think we're quibbling over semantics at this point. At what point is one not the other? Was City of Villains an expansion, a sequel, neither, or both? I saw that argument somehwere once. Can anyone help me here? |
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« Last Edit: January 16, 2008, 01:43:08 PM by Lantyssa »
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Samwise
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There's many nutjobs in this world. I think I'd rather be a brilliant nutjob than the typical sheeple with their assumption that the world works as accordance to their own arbitrary rules and that, upon encountering a person whose beliefs are different, feeling that war is an ideal solution. God, what a wanker. |
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Hutch
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GL, CoH Community Manager. Ban now, laugh later. You will thank me.
Hah. If the CoH mods banned Geldon for being Geldon, there are a whole raft of people they'd have to ban first. The CoH board community has its own pantheon of forum-wankery specialists. |
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Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
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NiX
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WAP told me to read this thread. I've wasted an hour of my life, I'll never get it back and the worst thing? It was over Geldon.
By the way, Secret Society tinfoil conspiracies for the win! That made me laugh considering my recent posts to our "seekrit ban forum", boy would they be upset.
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Strazos
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That CoH thread is so fucking awesome, in that it shows Geldon's knobgobblery to be a fact, and having nothing to do with F13. I wonder what it's like to be a walking, talking Epic Fail? |
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Velorath
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If anyone wants to get an aneurysm, check out his blog post about the CoH thread, and take a look at the first comment he added.
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Samwise
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Oh my god.
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or kick a puppy.
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Johny Cee
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That CoH thread is brillant. I may have to sue Kitsuane for avatar infringement though.
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Strazos
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He's still crying about edit buttons? Epic Lawls. Even more, he thinks his ideas get shot to shit because of people wanting to promote their pet features...not because his ideas are actually utter garbage?  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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lamaros
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Velorath
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I like the part in the CoH thread where he insists that a sequel is the same game as the original. Yeah, he's just too brilliant for the rest of us to understand.
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Triforcer
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These days, I realize that the kind of persecution I tend to get online is for being too smart for the rest of the posters. I go way too fast and way too deep, and it drives them up the wall in short order. (In karmic retribution, it tends to drive me up the wall they don't understand what I'm saying.)
Any board that bans me for being too brilliant for enough of the posters to keep up with (or as a birthday present to a twit) doesn't deserve my posts. ... ... ... Remember that South Park where the ass-faced people short-circuited Cartman's funny fuse, and he could never find anything funny again? I'm so there. I can't even...muster a clever remark at all for this. |
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Phildo
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Can we all just take a vow not to respond to his blogs and encourage him more?
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Samwise
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Truly, he is the greatest mind of our time. Historians will refer to the early 21st century as "The Gelded Age." Can we all just take a vow not to respond to his blogs and encourage him more?
I'm pretty sure that if he wasn't blogging he'd be working on becoming the next Unabomber. |
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Velorath
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Can we all just take a vow not to respond to his blogs and encourage him more?
Probably not. At least this way though, his retardation is contained to one thread and one only has to view it when one wants to. Besides, the CoH thread is a monument to the fact that there's a whole Internet out there to encourage Geldon in his delusions of genius (ironically by telling him what an idiot he is). |
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Phildo
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I mean not leaving comments ON his blog. It only makes him more self-righteous.
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SnakeCharmer
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I mean not leaving comments ON his blog. It only makes him more self-righteous.
Or continue posting about him on an 11 page thread? |
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Lantyssa
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Or continue posting about him on an 11 page thread?
The SWG threads go on endlessly... |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Llava
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"its not written anywhere, but if you don't support the idea, simply not posting in the thread would cause the rest of us to stop responding to it, then it could die
Oh, and yes, I do see the irony in posting to tell you to stop posting. "
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Trippy
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Nice find AP, even if it gave me a pounding headache. Ah my good friend projection! Remember, you're not crazy, everyone else is So true. But since his mom tells him he is a special snowflake, he never fucking learns. Maybe schild or Trippy could loan the CoH folks their banhammer. NCsoft doesn't need our help -- their mods read literally every post -- and they do ban for "bad" behavior but not before giving a warning first. And wow, that thread over there is epic in its Geldon'ness. I love how Kitsune caught him intentionally stealth editing his posts. Edit: I |
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 04:15:46 AM by Trippy »
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Righ
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The Geldon goes ever on and on Down from the forum where it began. Now far ahead the Geldon has gone, And we must stalk, if we can, Pursuing it with quotes, Until it joins a more tolerant site With many twats and blown goats. And whither then? Just utter shite. |
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