murdoc
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The first go-round didn't give me the sodomy option, and when I asked to "go again", damn Joker interrupted.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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lesion
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GamePolitics should have called McCullough up and Socratized his ass.
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Yegolev
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My copy of Mass Effect is bugged. So far, absolutely zero dick-in-ass action. Also the "Enlarge Breasts" slider is missing. I'm writing the doctors about this.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Roac
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My copy of Mass Effect is bugged. So far, absolutely zero dick-in-ass action. Also the "Enlarge Breasts" slider is missing. I'm writing the doctors about this.
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-Roac
King of Ravens
"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Yegolev
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Apparently I need the PC version. /sadf
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Dren
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My copy of Mass Effect is bugged. So far, absolutely zero dick-in-ass action. Also the "Enlarge Breasts" slider is missing. I'm writing the doctors about this.
I am amazed at the amount of pornographic material in this game. Wherever I looked there was hardcore sodomy and fornication!
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sidereal
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I think facetious comments about the high degree of sodomy and digital chip rape in games is supposed to be in this color
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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murdoc
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Depends on what species you are sodomizing.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Wolf
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« Last Edit: January 22, 2008, 05:50:40 AM by Wolf »
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Yegolev
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keke normals
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Burning through my second campaign run through of this now. I think my favorite thing about the game is the anatomical fidelity. When the protagonist has his/her back up against cover, then rolls around to sprint to the next bit of cover, that shit looks exactly right. It looks like a movie, including the shakycam. I never get tired of seeing it.
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Little things do make a big difference imo.
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Yegolev
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I agree, like how Shepard leans as he turns in a run. They should have had the mocap guys do the item interface.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Should have had them do the shadows as well, especially on the faces.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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and fair assessment of Mass Effect: