schild
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My only question is:
Best Trailer Ever?
or BESTEST TRAILER EVER?
We'll soon find out.
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dusematic
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No matter how good it is, it will never justify a decade of development.
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WHEN this game is released it will be so awesome that the previous decade of EVERY game developed will be erased from the very FABRIC OF TIME. CAPS.
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DraconianOne
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Guys just to manage expectations...
This is a teaser. It's not a full blown trailer like the 2001 trailer (but something like that is coming). I tried to be clear about that in the message board post, so just bear in mind that it's a teaser :)
Enjoy.
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Sky
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Broussard = Ahab
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schild
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That guy. Seriously, a decade. A we get a teaser.
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Miasma
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Another trailer? But they just released one at E3. In 1998...I hope the new trailer is just CGI and doesn't include anything in-game, I don't want them to spoil the surprise of all the tweaks they must have made to the Quake II engine in the decade they've been working on it. This is going to  . |
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Draegan
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I really don't know what to say. Should I just laugh at the epic failure this just has to be now and save my time?
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lesion
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George Broussard's about to make you his bitch.
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Nija
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schild
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What the fuck, were there a few glimpses of gameplay in there? Honestly, doesn't look too bad. In terms of monster design.
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Samwise
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Doesn't look too good either. Maybe it needs another decade in the oven.
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Teleku
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I hope the new trailer is just CGI and doesn't include anything in-game Well, ask and ye shall receive apparently. |
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Trippy
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That voice sounds weird. Is that the same voice actor as in Duke Nukem 3D?
Edit: typos
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« Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 11:15:41 AM by Trippy »
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Soukyan
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What the fuck, were there a few glimpses of gameplay in there? Honestly, doesn't look too bad. In terms of monster design.
I think what we saw was all they had to show. I don't believe that there's a game. They just spent the past several years making some really nice clips that look like they're from a game. Why do I think this? Because they say "Stay Tuned". Biggest. Joke. Ever. |
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LK
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Is it wrong to feel  over this. I'll wait for it to happen but something made me all giddy. |
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dusematic
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It looks corny and dumb. The CGI is mediocre.
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DraconianOne
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Meh. Hardly worth the effort.
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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stray
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I like how he has about FIVE THOUSAND pounds set up for bench pressing, but is just working out with a 25 pound dumbell.
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stray
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Man, that is so fucking lame. Someone needs to be kicked in the nuts.
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Lounge
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It's not like this thing has been in constant development for 10 years. I bet more realistically this particular incarnation has been in development for a year or two at most. I actually like the fact that they have not been happy with any of the other efforts enough to slap a pricetag on it and call it a day.
The trailer for me was about as exciting as the starcraft 2 trailer, at least Duke's one-liner was better.
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dusematic
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You'd think they could at least recycle level design, story, gameplay mechanics, etc.
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rattran
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That's assuming they did ANYTHING productive in the earlier iterations.
Snorting blow off the thighs of Thai hookers doesn't count as 'productivity'
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Baldrake
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I actually liked the trailer. I view it as more like a concept video. I like the art style and atmosphere they appear to be shooting for. And as for game play -- fer chrissakes, it's an FPS. You're going to be running around shooting things with different kinds of guns. What do you want to know about game play that any trailer is going to be able to tell you? ETA: ObLink to Wired's Vaporware 2007 list. |
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Rendakor
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Wow, I can't believe anyone is actually even remotely still interested in this.
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dusematic
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And as for game play -- fer chrissakes, it's an FPS. You're going to be running around shooting things with different kinds of guns. ETA: ObLink to Wired's Vaporware 2007 list. You'd think so. But most FPS games suck. |
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Rendakor
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And as for game play -- fer chrissakes, it's an FPS. You're going to be running around shooting things with different kinds of guns. ETA: ObLink to Wired's Vaporware 2007 list. You'd think so. But most FPS games suck. I thought that was his point. |
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Nija
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They really really really should have released the 2001 game. Somewhere along the line they got lost. Duke3D has a crappy engine. It was par for the time, but pretty crappy. In 2001 that would have been fine.
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LK
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Does anyone have that Duke Nukem Theme with the orchestra from the 2001 trailer? I think I'd like to add that to my music collection.
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UnSub
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I like how he has about FIVE THOUSAND pounds set up for bench pressing, but is just working out with a 25 pound dumbell.
This is an appropriate analogy for what DNF has to deliver versus what it actually will be able to do. |
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HaemishM
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They really really really should have released the 2001 game. Somewhere along the line they got lost. Duke3D has a crappy engine. It was par for the time, but pretty crappy. In 2001 that would have been fine.
Yes, it sure would have. This teaser trailer? I see nothing even remotely interesting in it. The damn CGI doesn't even look that good, especially when you compare it to some of the better CGI cutscenes like Blizzard does. Games that are developed for 5 years rarely live up to the hype. A decade long development cycle just screams "I have no idea how to design a game. Ohh look, more blow and hookers." Seriously, George. Shut the fuck up and release a game or just shut the fuck up and go away. |
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murdoc
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I just squint a bit and pretend that Serious Sam was the next Duke Nukem game.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Litigator
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Yeah. But he smokes, while he's lifting. That is fucking hardcore.
Does any other character in video games still get to smoke at all? Weren't they trying to make smoking an automatic A/O or something?
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