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WindupAtheist

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on: December 13, 2007, 09:20:43 PM

If you know who this is, I defy you to tell me it wouldn't have the potential to fucking own.

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Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 09:27:17 PM

Hell yeah. I'd watch it. Zombie Night at the Gotham Aquarium would rock.

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Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 10:57:37 PM

They already have...

I believe the guy has the superhero ability to blind police so that they cannot spot bald men with bar-codes on their heads - even with a clear APB.

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Gonna be tough to make a movie since the video-game movie with the same name was such a flop.

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Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 01:53:02 AM

Quote from: Ubvman on December 13, 2007, 10:57:37 PM

They could just call it something like "Tommy Monaghan: Hitman", or something.

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Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 07:32:54 PM

Why did they make a movie based on a game with so many loose ends? WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD SUCK SO?

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Reply #5 on: March 03, 2008, 10:37:03 PM

I got the first Hitman TPB for Christmas and picked up "Ace of Killers" last weekend. Goddamn brilliant. There is this superhero called The Defenestrator. He carries a window with him just in case there isn't one around when he needs it.

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Reply #6 on: March 04, 2008, 08:30:58 AM

The JLA/Hitman two-issue series just wrapped a couple of months ago. Definitely worth picking up from the back issue bin.