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Topic: Next time I'm in Scotland (Read 2991 times)
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Murgos
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I am sooo knocking on Ironwoods door and using his loo. 5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071106/od_afp/britainlawsoffbeatAlso, if I were Scottish I would stay the hell away from York. I imagine this hoodlums there just leave archery equipment lying around in the off chance a Scotsman has to pick them up, like because they are blocking his doorway or are piled on top of him. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Somebody give him the address of the neighbour's house and we'll have Ironwood record the incident on a camcorder.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Lantyssa
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I'm sensing a business opportunity: In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Murgos
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I'm sensing a business opportunity: In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
See, that one kind of makes sense. I mean, you don't want the poor girl to ruin her blouse every time she has to reach into the tank to get a fish. I gotta say though, watching a topless young woman go head first into a giant aquarium tank to try and catch that clown fish I want, the one with the spot, no wait, that one over there with the big stripe, etc..., would be well worth the $2.50 spent for the fish. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Margalis
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That's why Lantyssa would charge a $10 cover.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Paelos
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See, I've always thought she'd have a pet store with small red mammals. Can she do that topless?  |
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Ironwood
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I am sooo knocking on Ironwoods door and using his loo. 5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071106/od_afp/britainlawsoffbeatAlso, if I were Scottish I would stay the hell away from York. I imagine this hoodlums there just leave archery equipment lying around in the off chance a Scotsman has to pick them up, like because they are blocking his doorway or are piled on top of him. Ok. . . . It doesn't say anything about LEAVING the house. . . . Just sayin' |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Ironwood
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Also, while we're on the subject, I always wanted a Knighthood.
Apparently, once you've been Knighted, it's legal to carry around a longsword at all times in the UK.
Again, though, it doesn't say anything about the Met NOT shooting you in the head seven times.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Endie
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Call me Mr Pedant, but a lot of those simply aren't true: the legislation has not been specifically revoked, but it lies dead on the statute book since it is overridden by later legislation. Those who wish to murder Scottish archery enthusiasts in York are welcome to try (I have a few candidates in mind: George Galloway would be a good start) but you'll find your pleas of legal backing falling on deaf ears.
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Polysorbate80
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A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet
This one actually seems pretty reasonable to me. Interfering with a hormonally unbalanced pregnant woman's near-constant need to pee does not seem a smart thing to do, IMO. (Yes, my wife is expecting again. If anyone needs me, I'll be down in my bunker.) |
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Signe
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A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet
This one actually seems pretty reasonable to me. Interfering with a hormonally unbalanced pregnant woman's near-constant need to pee does not seem a smart thing to do, IMO. (Yes, my wife is expecting again. If anyone needs me, I'll be down in my bunker.) Hey! Congrats!  |
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Ironwood
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Where does she get those wonderful toys ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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DraconianOne
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Interfering with a hormonally unbalanced pregnant woman's near-constant need to pee does not seem a smart thing to do, IMO.
I found that referring to them as hormonally unbalanced can lead to the promise of a kitchen knife embedded in my gut. Next time, I'll try it out of their earshot. (Yes, my wife is expecting again. If anyone needs me, I'll be down in my bunker.)
Congratulations. Mine is too - I'll join you in your bunker with a crate of beer. |
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Polysorbate80
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Congratulations. Mine is too - I'll join you in your bunker with a crate of beer.
Thanks :) We can send out for blackjack and hookers. |
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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cmlancas
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Well played Futurama quote, sir. |
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