Mrbloodworth
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My Sarcasm finder has been broken for a while.
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Yegolev
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Money makes life easier but it won't make you happy. Not truly happy. It will let you ignore your misery pretty easily, though.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Draegan
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I'm pretty happy with my life. Money would make me more secure and alleviate the stress. Thus allowing more space for the happy.
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Simond
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Do you know what would make me happy? People posting funny pictures in the funny picture thread!
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"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Money doesn't make you happy.
Bullshit. Money can buy me a lot of damn happy. Alas, it's not true. Money doesn't make you happy. Take it from me. Then again, people are mystified as to what on Earth COULD possibly make me happy. You're Scottish. We've dismissed that possibility entirely.
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Ironwood
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I don't know who Bill Mays is. Possibly someone who wore a blue uniform.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I thought it was a Best Buy funeral or something...
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Miguel
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Maybe it was funny because Kenny Rodgers was one of the pallbearers?
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“We have competent people thinking about this stuff. We’re not just making shit up.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Merusk
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I don't know who Bill Mays is.
Possibly someone who wore a blue uniform.
Apparently the UK version is a guy named Barry Scott. Billy Mays did a Discovery Channel show called "Pitchmen" with Anthony "Sully" Sullivan, who was supposedly a Brit Pitchman, but I don't know how famous Sullivan actually is in the UK. The Blue & Khaki was his look (Though, yeah I always associate it with Best Buy.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkwQV_5Kb0
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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MuffinMan
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Paelos
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HAHAHAHA!
I have no idea why I laughed so hard at that!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Yegolev
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Billy Mays did a Discovery Channel show called "Pitchmen" with Anthony "Sully" Sullivan,
Sully is in the photo. The opposite of "too soon" is "too late".
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Two chicks at the same time.
As with most fantasy, generally better left at that. But really nothing to complain about much, I just find it to be more of a serial operation than parallel.
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Nebu
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I thought Paelos was just quoting the line from Office Space.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Paelos
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I thought Paelos was just quoting the line from Office Space.
Yep. People don't get my references sometimes.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I did get it, and made a comment upon the concept encapsulated within.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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-Rasix
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Yegolev
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^^^
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sand
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Poor horse!
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Jherad
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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.
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Draegan
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Draegan
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One more:
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Ironwood
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lol
Carcetti gets everywhere.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Draegan
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More animated fun.
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Paelos
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I can see that Seagull thinking, AHAHAHAHA MINE! OW! OW! OH NO! NOOOOOO!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Draegan
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That picture can mean so many different things.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That seagull gif is killing me
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The dance near the end is begging to be a meme.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Puts a whole new spin on the Billy Ocean song. You're welcome, by the way, if that gets stuck in your head for the day.
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Der Helm
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Puts a whole new spin on the Billy Ocean song. You're welcome, by the way, if that gets stuck in your head for the day.
[rageguy] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... (j/k, that song is awesome )
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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