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Ragnoros
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Reply #14455 on: November 09, 2015, 02:51:02 PM

 Love Letters

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Reply #14456 on: November 10, 2015, 04:28:06 PM



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Reply #14457 on: November 10, 2015, 07:38:21 PM

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Reply #14458 on: November 18, 2015, 01:08:21 AM

Sir T
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Reply #14459 on: November 18, 2015, 01:43:28 AM

Giant needs to be breathing atomic flame.

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Reply #14460 on: November 18, 2015, 06:27:47 AM

No, no.  It's great.

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Reply #14461 on: November 18, 2015, 09:20:02 AM

Man, I thought Grossberger died a long time ago?

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Reply #14462 on: November 20, 2015, 10:55:12 PM

Edit by Trippy: warning 70 MB gif may want to avoid on cellular network

http://i.imgur.com/PREcuaR.gif
« Last Edit: November 22, 2015, 12:24:47 AM by Trippy »
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Reply #14463 on: November 21, 2015, 12:29:17 AM

Jesus christ man.  I think i have downloaded full  length anime episodes that were smaller than that .gif

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Reply #14464 on: November 21, 2015, 09:50:29 AM

Not to mention... people getting hurt = NOT funny.

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Reply #14465 on: November 21, 2015, 11:33:33 PM

Yeah, not much humor in accidents that could see people die.
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Reply #14466 on: November 22, 2015, 08:14:16 AM

Lighten up Francis ...  Ohhhhh, I see.


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Reply #14467 on: November 22, 2015, 09:00:03 AM

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Reply #14468 on: November 23, 2015, 01:45:18 PM

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Reply #14469 on: November 23, 2015, 08:58:32 PM

Reminds me of this oldie...



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Reply #14470 on: November 28, 2015, 06:07:22 AM

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Reply #14471 on: November 28, 2015, 08:18:16 AM

nononononono

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Reply #14472 on: November 28, 2015, 09:26:10 AM

Snake owners are a little bit eccentric.

For example, I created a little combination perch/hide that mine positively loves.  Besides gushing over this success, I'm devising ways to improve future builds.  Mainly though, I'm squeeing ever time I walk in there and she's on it.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #14473 on: November 28, 2015, 09:56:41 AM


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Reply #14474 on: November 28, 2015, 11:56:56 AM

If it fits...
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Reply #14475 on: November 28, 2015, 02:23:34 PM

... it strangles?

I don't "get" snake fear, but I don't get spider fear either. Lobsters and Grasshoppers and really large insects give me the willies, though.

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Reply #14476 on: November 28, 2015, 03:26:20 PM

I'm not afraid of snakes on the internet, but I'm certainly apprehensive of them when I encounter them in the real world. I don't know enough about them to know which are poisonous so I assume they all are. Spiders don't bother me because they're so easy to kill.

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Reply #14477 on: November 28, 2015, 04:48:34 PM


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Reply #14478 on: November 29, 2015, 08:23:26 AM

... it strangles?

I don't "get" snake fear, but I don't get spider fear either. Lobsters and Grasshoppers and really large insects give me the willies, though.

I got it in my head to make lobster at home a few years back and it really drove home how creepy crawly they are.  Almost ruined the taste for me. Almost.
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Reply #14479 on: November 29, 2015, 08:40:43 AM


I got it in my head to make lobster at home a few years back and it really drove home how creepy crawly they are.  Almost ruined the taste for me. Almost.

I worked as a server in a seafood restaurant years ago and Tuesday was fresh lobster day. They are a bit creepy, but in a tasty, tasty creepy way. I'd show up early from time to time mainly to buy weed from one of the line cooks, but would end up prepping lobsters. Crazy shit cleaning those things.

sidebar: Grilled and/or roasted is best, but trickiest.

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Reply #14480 on: November 30, 2015, 03:07:57 AM

Lobster are basically aliens.

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Reply #14481 on: November 30, 2015, 04:43:46 AM

Lobster are basically aliens.
Why, do they have acid for blood?   why so serious?

Lobsterchat:
I fell into the lobster pool as a kid at my grandparents' farm where they farmed them for a bit of extra money. And there was a lot of lobster on the table, all the fucking time.

They would cook these poor things alive and after seeing that up close I'm not partial to lobster.
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Reply #14482 on: December 01, 2015, 05:36:17 AM

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Reply #14483 on: December 01, 2015, 11:00:14 AM

Too Soon.

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Reply #14484 on: December 01, 2015, 01:43:13 PM

Marie Curie died on the 4th of July, 1934 at the respectable age of 66... of aplastic anemia, probably caused by radiation exposure. She had suffered a number of chronic illnesses, ignorant to their cause, for decades prior to her death.

The other person in that picture is, of course, Pierre. Every bit the nuclear scientist his wife was, he died prematurely, in April of 1906, at the age of 46... after slipping while running across the street in the rain. A heavy, horse-drawn carriage ran over his head.

Henri Becquerel shared their nobel prize and, burned and scarred from his interactions with radioactive materials, died in 1908 at the age of 55.

Of course, I've only belabored the joke because I never get tired of telling people that Pierre Curie died being run over by a carriage.

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Reply #14485 on: December 01, 2015, 05:08:43 PM

She's positively glowing!!


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Reply #14486 on: December 01, 2015, 05:18:29 PM

Radioactive material doesn't actually glow.

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Reply #14487 on: December 01, 2015, 08:12:08 PM

Radioactive material doesn't actually glow.

My life until now has been a lie.

~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Reply #14488 on: December 01, 2015, 08:21:36 PM

Only Leroy has the glow.
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Reply #14489 on: December 02, 2015, 03:04:33 AM


Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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