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[Merusk]

Bah, fuck her, she's not worth your time.  She's determined to end it, I'm guessing that she's already been fucking someone else. 

In the end, if someone wants to leave they're not worth worrying about.  Yes, I'm jaded and cynical and heartless.  I'm also married and don't worry too much about this, and when I stopped that's how I wound-up married in the first place.

I'd also throw-out the misogynistic view that women love it when you treat them like shit.. but that's only partially true and not for all women.

[schild]

I'd also throw-out the misogynistic view that women love it when you treat them like shit.. but that's only partially true and not for all women.

Depends on Daddy. ^_^

[Der Helm]

Bah, fuck her, she's not worth your time.  She's determined to end it, I'm guessing that she's already been fucking someone else. 

That would make it so easy, more or less sadly, you are wrong.

[stray]

OK, so ya got drunk. Hopefully you didn't already try to chat her up and start pining yet?

Anyways, here's my last piece of advice: Concentrate on her shittiest qualities. Every single one of them (and don't tell me she's that great..you'd be bullshitting me and yourself). Start with this one: She's gone, far away, and doesn't give a shit about you.

The more you accept that, the more you'll probably find that you don't even like much about her at all, that you bullshitted yourself, and that she was just a crutch for your own lonliness. Believe me, it'll all click soon enough!

Seriously. It's either that or you could blow your brains out (or whatever the kids do in Germany these days).

[CmdrSlack]

Don't drunk dial.

The only intoxicant that may even make sense is really pot, and quite honestly, that could go sour too.

Stray is spot on here, so I'd listen to him.

However, if you're going to continue boozing, Samuel Smith's Winter Welcome is out, so get that and have at it.

[schild]

I got pretty drunk in 2001.

For 3 months.

It cured all ails.

I can't say don't drink. Or I'd be a hypocrite.

[Ironwood]

You could always cheer yourself up with the fact that none of us actually care and, in a year or less, neither will you.

Some good advice in this thread and some people who clearly just want you to fuck off and die.  Don't start smoking; that's the most moronic advice I've ever heard.  I think I can top it though :  Herion takes away all pain, you might want to start shooting up.

[Der Helm]

Whoa, looks like I was really drunk.

Amazingly it worked.

I feel better.

I think.

Thanks all.

[rk47]

i think having a lot of water poured over your head is a great therapy. maybe if u have a shower just sit under for a while.

[Murgos]

I think I can top it though :  Herion takes away all pain, you might want to start shooting up.

And then turn tricks to make a few bucks for another hit.  Heroin Chiq is in, you should make enough money before the teeth fall out to get you to the final stages.

But yeah, if you stay sober, in a year you won't care anyway.  Though that advice never makes me feel better after a break-up either.

[Der Helm]

Well, I will have a ton of work in the next few months, never thought that could be a good thing.

[Ironwood]

Man, I spelled Heroin wrong.  How bad is that ?

[Oban]

So... what's her phone number?

[Big Gulp]

I know it's too late, but I thought I'd throw in my two cents.

Women feed on drama, I think they physically need it.  The last few times I've been dumped my response was to basically just say, "Okey dokey".  Don't freak out, don't try to argue with her.  Be civil about it, and just say, "Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out.  See you around."  This has never failed to haunt the girl I was going out with, because when they break up they really want, nay, they need to have some giant movie-like confrontation.  Nip that shit in the bud, and let her stew.  By not acting all anguished and hurt you're dealing a massive goddamned stroke to her ego.  She'll start thinking, "Why doesn't he care, am I that worthless?"

Best revenge I know of.

[Engels]

Gotta agree with Big Gulp. Even if you think that your woman is somehow different, that she's not silly and vain, just chin up, walk away. If she comes back, negotiate terms and lord her lack of constancy over her like Thor's hammer for the rest of her life. In other words, make sure she does her share of the dishes. If she doesn't come back, just think about something else, do something else, but don't dwell. It never did anyone a bit of good.

And for the love of jesus, do not, I repeat, do not, let her come to you 'as a shoulder to cry on' as a 'friend' when the reason she broke up with you blew up in her face but she's still looking for an upgrade.

[bhodi]

I'm just going to reference fuck your mom now.

[Paelos]

I'm just going to reference fuck your mom now.

That's brilliant.

[voodoolily]

My favorite thing to do when I got dumped was to curl up in a fetal position, rocking and sobbing on the floor while listening to "It's Too Late" by Carole King.

[Der Helm]

My favorite thing to do when I got dumped was to curl up in a fetal position, rocking and sobbing on the floor while listening to "It's Too Late" by Carole King.

I think I did that. My memory is fuzzy, though, could have been a cannibal corpse song ...

[Bunk]

Ah, you crazy Germans and your fondness of death metal.

Sounds like you made it through the night (day?), and didn't succumb to the drunken callout, so well done.

[shiznitz]

I'm just going to reference fuck your mom now.

That was funny but none of my exes had a mom I could entertain even kissing.