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Reply #35 on: October 11, 2007, 04:51:07 PM

At least it was center ice four rows back <3 <3 stubhub.com. $35 a pop!

Plus it was an event for a team in a region where no one cares. I wish we could get $35.00 seats ANYWHERE in the 'Dome.

Ditto for Flyers' tickets. Fuck, lower level is $100+ to begin with, and almost never in a premiere section.


Are those pants or shorts? I am confused.

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Reply #36 on: October 12, 2007, 01:24:18 PM

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Reply #37 on: October 12, 2007, 01:36:25 PM


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Reply #38 on: October 12, 2007, 08:41:36 PM

Yep, I'll give you that, I'll give you that.
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Reply #39 on: October 17, 2007, 09:21:35 AM


This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Reply #40 on: October 17, 2007, 09:43:55 AM

So, where the Cockblock?

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Reply #41 on: October 17, 2007, 10:40:10 AM

I am telling you, it is the one in the purple shirt.  At least big yellow is married and has a tongue piercing.

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cockblock     
   
1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.

She is cockblocking you bro.

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Reply #42 on: October 17, 2007, 11:13:06 PM

Neg. No one keeps a girl that fat around unless they use her as a cockblock. You damn well know it's the girl in yellow. A smoking hot chick could be standing next to the girl in yellow and would, by proxy, be unattainable.

Of course, I'm shallow enough that I'll flat out say I have no interest in a smoking hot chick who keeps friends that fat around. Fat guys, I can cope with. But the whole feminine cleanliness/allure/elegance gets thrown out the fucking window when your friend is too big to fit through the door... sideways.
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Reply #43 on: October 17, 2007, 11:33:38 PM

Neg. No one keeps a girl that fat around unless they use her as a cockblock. You damn well know it's the girl in yellow. A smoking hot chick could be standing next to the girl in yellow and would, by proxy, be unattainable.

Of course, I'm shallow enough that I'll flat out say I have no interest in a smoking hot chick who keeps friends that fat around. Fat guys, I can cope with. But the whole feminine cleanliness/allure/elegance gets thrown out the fucking window when your friend is too big to fit through the door... sideways.

How do you know they don't use her to ford the river?
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Reply #44 on: October 17, 2007, 11:34:42 PM

Neg. No one keeps a girl that fat around unless they use her as a cockblock. You damn well know it's the girl in yellow. A smoking hot chick could be standing next to the girl in yellow and would, by proxy, be unattainable.

Of course, I'm shallow enough that I'll flat out say I have no interest in a smoking hot chick who keeps friends that fat around. Fat guys, I can cope with. But the whole feminine cleanliness/allure/elegance gets thrown out the fucking window when your friend is too big to fit through the door... sideways.

How do you know they don't use her to ford the river?
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Reply #45 on: October 18, 2007, 06:09:52 AM


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Reply #46 on: October 18, 2007, 06:00:30 PM

HAH. I was too lazy. You were not. Well played.
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