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Topic: Let's play Spot the Cockblock! (Read 12221 times)
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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At least it was center ice four rows back <3 <3 stubhub.com. $35 a pop!
Plus it was an event for a team in a region where no one cares. I wish we could get $35.00 seats ANYWHERE in the 'Dome. Ditto for Flyers' tickets. Fuck, lower level is $100+ to begin with, and almost never in a premiere section. Are those pants or shorts? I am confused.
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Fear the Backstab! "Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion "Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Nebu
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Baldrake
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Yep, I'll give you that, I'll give you that.
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El Gallo
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Mrbloodworth
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So, where the Cockblock?
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Oban
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I am telling you, it is the one in the purple shirt. At least big yellow is married and has a tongue piercing. cockblock 1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another. 2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle 3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
She is cockblocking you bro.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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schild
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Neg. No one keeps a girl that fat around unless they use her as a cockblock. You damn well know it's the girl in yellow. A smoking hot chick could be standing next to the girl in yellow and would, by proxy, be unattainable.
Of course, I'm shallow enough that I'll flat out say I have no interest in a smoking hot chick who keeps friends that fat around. Fat guys, I can cope with. But the whole feminine cleanliness/allure/elegance gets thrown out the fucking window when your friend is too big to fit through the door... sideways.
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Phildo
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Neg. No one keeps a girl that fat around unless they use her as a cockblock. You damn well know it's the girl in yellow. A smoking hot chick could be standing next to the girl in yellow and would, by proxy, be unattainable.
Of course, I'm shallow enough that I'll flat out say I have no interest in a smoking hot chick who keeps friends that fat around. Fat guys, I can cope with. But the whole feminine cleanliness/allure/elegance gets thrown out the fucking window when your friend is too big to fit through the door... sideways.
How do you know they don't use her to ford the river?
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schild
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Neg. No one keeps a girl that fat around unless they use her as a cockblock. You damn well know it's the girl in yellow. A smoking hot chick could be standing next to the girl in yellow and would, by proxy, be unattainable.
Of course, I'm shallow enough that I'll flat out say I have no interest in a smoking hot chick who keeps friends that fat around. Fat guys, I can cope with. But the whole feminine cleanliness/allure/elegance gets thrown out the fucking window when your friend is too big to fit through the door... sideways.
How do you know they don't use her to ford the river? Phildo dies of syphilis.
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cmlancas
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Phildo dies of syphilis.

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f13 Street Cred of the week: I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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schild
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HAH. I was too lazy. You were not. Well played.
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