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Evildrider
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on: September 20, 2007, 03:16:02 PM

Ok this is plain disgusting and ridiculous.  Who would seriously use this?

As a warning this site is NSFW.. so wait til your home or away from prying eyes before you look.

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Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 03:30:06 PM

Why did I know this was German before even clicking?
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Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 03:33:56 PM

lol.. I know, leave it to them crazy Germans.

At least it wasn't American made.   :-D
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Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 04:58:10 PM

That is an awesome purely smelling substance.

Or sommat.
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Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 05:11:47 PM

There's a little video with Jonathan Ross from his BBC show, under the press tab, that's pretty funny.
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Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 06:21:10 PM

What... the... fuck?

Some crazy Schiesel-loving fuckhead has decided to smell cootchy spray for the lonely wanker to enhance his chicken-choking activities.

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Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 07:47:08 PM

There is a market for everything.

I imagine I could make big bucks selling 'scent of a public restroom' to scat/ urophiliacs.  "Enjoy that erotic scent anywhere!"

The question is, would I want to be known for it.

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Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 08:12:11 PM

Hey I got a great idea for gamers who want to live a normal life but smell like a true gamer to his buddies.

Gentlemen, I give you "Catass".
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Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 08:23:27 PM

I'm gonna market sweaty jockstrap stank, for the ladies.

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Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 10:43:56 PM

Is it sad that I want to buy this for novelty effect?  Also, great for pranking friends if they pass out drunk.  But I'm not sure if I'm misreading the price... someone else able to figure it out?
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Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 10:48:36 PM

Is it sad that I want to buy this for novelty effect?  Also, great for pranking friends if they pass out drunk.  But I'm not sure if I'm misreading the price... someone else able to figure it out?

No, I think it would be an absolutely hysterical gag for a bachelor party.

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Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 10:49:58 PM

Is it sad that I want to buy this for novelty effect?  Also, great for pranking friends if they pass out drunk.  But I'm not sure if I'm misreading the price... someone else able to figure it out?

lol.  I'd be to evil, I'd like put some on my married friends face next time he passed out at my house.  Could you imagine having to explain that to your wife.   evil
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Reply #12 on: September 21, 2007, 05:48:32 AM

I have one of their adverts that I was going to use as an avatar. (it's a safe for work one... maybe)  I guess I never will.  I thought they were funny.  Kind of the female version of Absolut Cock.

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Reply #13 on: September 21, 2007, 07:07:08 AM

Maybe they sprinkle it on their blowup doll?

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Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 08:06:01 AM

Mmm...that vaginal scent is beguiling!
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Reply #15 on: September 21, 2007, 08:20:24 AM

Maybe they sprinkle it on their blowup doll?

Blowup dolls are so 20th century.  Real men use it on their Real Dolls. (or whatever high-end variant is out there now.)

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Reply #16 on: September 21, 2007, 11:01:27 AM

This thread needs some smell my finger.

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Reply #17 on: September 21, 2007, 11:26:15 AM

This thread needs some smell my finger.

You win!   ROFL

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Reply #18 on: September 21, 2007, 11:47:50 AM

The counterpart scent needs to be called Scrote.

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Reply #19 on: September 21, 2007, 12:10:50 PM

This thread needs some smell my finger.



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Reply #20 on: September 21, 2007, 05:05:29 PM

The counterpart scent needs to be called Scrote.

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Reply #21 on: September 21, 2007, 05:10:57 PM

Well they could make one for men and women and call it "Taint". 
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