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on: August 28, 2007, 09:24:00 AM

MS is fattest state. Anyplace the both deepfrys pickles and soaks them in Koolaid is the fattest state? Say it ain't so!

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Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 10:07:00 AM

What's funny about that article (besides the fatass comments) is that if you took the Delta out of the equation, we fall to #30. The Delta is where the Koolaid-soaked pickle came from, and incidentally was on Alton Brown's Feasting on Asphalt: The River Run a couple of weeks ago.

My skinny ass throws the curve off completely, however.

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Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 12:57:47 PM

Brisk walks in the Deep South?  Har.

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Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 01:05:11 PM

Brisk walks in the Deep South?  Har.

Only in October and March. Any other time and you might as well be treadmilling inside a sauna while fucking a midget and building a house.

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Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 01:22:59 PM

The obvious alternative is to sit... very... still.

Or work in a god-damned field.  I'm glad I don't live there anymore.  Okra, fireants, deadly heat, and fat fuckers.

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Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 05:22:51 PM

Where, Atlanta? :)

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Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 06:17:40 PM

OK, you can find those four things around Atlanta, but they are all somewhat less, except fat fuckers.  God, I needed my camera that day I saw those two two-hundred-pound prostitutes.  They both had on metallic tops and... uh, sorry.  Getting sort of sick.

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Reply #7 on: August 29, 2007, 08:48:56 AM

Mississippi is famous for fat fuckers. There's one thing guaranteed in this state: No matter how large and in charge you are, you WILL NOT BE the fattest fucker at the buffet in this state. Any buffet.

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Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 09:16:37 AM

So, my search for one of those smorgasbords with the huge spinning table could end in Jackson?

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Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 09:44:45 AM

There are 2 things you are guaranteed to see along any 10-mile stretch of road in Mississippi. At least one church of some denomination and some kind of trough-like buffet.

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Reply #10 on: August 31, 2007, 05:14:20 AM

"She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On!"
"I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty"
"Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced"
"Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw"

Hmm...wonder if they were written on a trip down in ol' Mississippi  :-D

Besides, fat chicks give the best blowjobs (because they have to!)

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Reply #11 on: August 31, 2007, 12:02:30 PM

There are 2 things you are guaranteed to see along any 10-mile stretch of road in Mississippi. At least one church of some denomination and some kind of trough-like buffet.

3.  A dead possum.

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Reply #12 on: August 31, 2007, 12:20:29 PM

I was going to say White Trash.

But then, buffets.

So, yea.
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Reply #13 on: September 03, 2007, 02:37:21 PM


Besides, fat chicks give the best blowjobs (because they have to!)



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Reply #14 on: September 04, 2007, 09:08:41 AM

Mississippi is famous for fat fuckers. There's one thing guaranteed in this state: No matter how large and in charge you are, you WILL NOT BE the fattest fucker at the buffet in this state. Any buffet.
My grandmother was from MS. She was normal sized, as is my family here in NY. When we visit the relatives down there, it's culture shock. They have a massive buffet set up by the time we wake up. I think there are some kind of fat elves that deep fry stuff at night there. Those are big people, and for some reason the men all are born with chaw in their back pocket.
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Reply #15 on: June 23, 2008, 10:38:50 AM

More MS fun.


I bet there is a coffee shop full of rednecks trying to figure out how to get a noose around that thing.

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Reply #16 on: June 23, 2008, 10:40:05 AM

Now THAT should have been in-lined.

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Reply #17 on: June 23, 2008, 10:42:02 AM

Awesome.
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Reply #18 on: June 23, 2008, 10:53:22 AM

I drive by that Hooter's on the way to work every day, and I've never seen a giant Eddie Murphy head. I think I would have stopped for that. That Hooter's is by a check-cashing place that used to be a pawn shop, which is by a closed down Bennigan's. Across the highway in the background is Scrooge's, a great place for fried catfish.

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Reply #19 on: June 23, 2008, 11:08:48 AM

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Reply #20 on: June 23, 2008, 11:14:17 AM

Oh shit, that girl loves to party all the time.
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Reply #21 on: June 23, 2008, 01:28:02 PM

advertising for his new move "Meet Dave", it looks like.

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Reply #22 on: June 23, 2008, 01:40:52 PM

That head is, in fact, both disturbing and terrifying.   ACK!

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Reply #23 on: September 13, 2013, 04:13:14 PM

This topic seemed appropriate for this news story out of Mississippi.

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Reply #24 on: September 13, 2013, 05:47:11 PM

There are 2 things you are guaranteed to see along any 10-mile stretch of road in Mississippi. At least one church of some denomination and some kind of trough-like buffet.

3.  A dead possum.

Armadillo actually...

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Reply #25 on: September 14, 2013, 05:47:31 AM

Don't sweat it Haem, Yankees all secretly envy us for our culture, food, music and hoverrounds.

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Reply #26 on: September 14, 2013, 06:23:06 AM

Erm, that statement is pretty false.

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Reply #27 on: September 14, 2013, 08:15:24 AM

Don't sweat it Haem, Yankees all secretly envy us for our culture, food, music and hoverrounds.
NOPE. Off the top of my head, I can think of a number of states I can go to for nearly the same (or better food - and well, I don't really like southern culture, but culture too) in the south. In fact, all of them, besides Alabama and Arkansas.

The music, across the board, is just crap.
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Reply #28 on: September 14, 2013, 09:56:30 PM

Well, they may have cornered the market on creative cussing.  Unless crotch pheasant is an actual animal that comes from there.

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Reply #29 on: September 14, 2013, 10:25:10 PM

I can't take credit for crotchpheasant. That was Seth McFarlane.

Also, fuck the Clarion-Ledger news paper, one of my former employers. It's a shitty paper that had no business reporting this as a story. Chupa-fucking-cabras indeed.

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Reply #30 on: September 16, 2013, 08:52:29 AM

I saw a lot of weird shit when I lived in Alabama.

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Reply #31 on: September 16, 2013, 04:39:25 PM

Don't sweat it Haem, Yankees all secretly envy us for our culture, food, music and hoverrounds.

As a "Yankee" that spent 3+ years Alabama, um, I can say unequivocally NO.

Need more than sweet tea and BBQ (and good BBQ is not even solely confined to Dixieland either).

And culture? Now I know this was written in jest.

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Reply #32 on: September 17, 2013, 06:38:59 AM

Culture can be either inspiring or frightening. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #33 on: September 17, 2013, 07:07:55 AM

Culture can be either inspiring or frightening. Ohhhhh, I see.

Technically anthrax growing in a petri dish is a culture too.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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