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Topic: We need pics - Fu%$ Commentary (Subject line user friendly- swear words in post) (Read 36458 times)
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Is that your hello kitty bong?
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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 This just in: Its a boy. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Signe
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OMG! And it's your first boy, no? Good work, my old son!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Paelos
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They let you breed? Grats!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Awesome.
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Furiously
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You know, we should turn this into a birth board and just talk about our kids. Fuck Video Games. Lets all get breeding!
F13.net First on one with 13 kids wins!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Do my guitars count? Because I'm not spawning any of those little poop machines.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Poop machines are awesome. When they are yours, at least.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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You know, we should turn this into a birth board and just talk about our kids. Fuck Video Games. Lets all get breeding!
F13.net First on one with 13 kids wins!
I feel so left out.  Someone spawn a few for me. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Furiously
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I'm sure someone would be willing to donate 1/2 the material necessary to make one.
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Lantyssa
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Two donations of all the material would be preferable, and likely more successful. Also more pleasurable than a magazine and a cup.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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You know, we should turn this into a birth board and just talk about our kids. Fuck Video Games. Lets all get breeding!
F13.net First on one with 13 kids wins!
I feel so left out. Someone spawn a few for me. I don't have any either and never will. Not real ones, anyway. This one will do fine, though.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Cheddar
I like pink
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I am pretty shocked and awed right now. We have had a laaaaaaarge string of girls for the last decade so this is a bit of a surprise.
I am not ready for a boy- I am trained on girl babies, killing people in closed quarters, and keeping my mouth shut.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Nonentity
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 Hi there!  I HAVE PANTS OKAY Oh - and grats Cheddar on the boy! MAY YOU RAISE HIM INTO A FINE EXAMPLE OF A MAN |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Paelos
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 That's me at a recent party. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Selby
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I am not ready for a boy Neither am I. But I've only got 6 more weeks to go so I better get ready! |
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Xerapis
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Who else thinks it would be more interesting if Nonentity DIDN'T have pants?  |
..I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear x-rays. I want to...smell dark matter...and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me...
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DraconianOne
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I am not ready for a boy- I am trained on girl babies, killing people in closed quarters, and keeping my mouth shut.
I missed the chapter in the New Baby book about killing people in closed quarters - is it before or after the bit about treating nappy rash? Keeping my mouth shut, on the other hand, is something I learnt to do quite well shortly after getting married. Congratulations on the boy btw. |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Signe
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Who else thinks it would be more interesting if Nonentity DIDN'T have pants? He's pretty cute, isn't he? Who'd a thunk? |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yegolev
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You are never ready for The Boy. Mine is like the Spanish Inquisition. Every. Day.
He also headbutts my balls a lot.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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cmlancas
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Da Da Balls?
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Yegolev
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Just Guard the Jewels at all times. I know I look silly when I cover my nads instead of reaching out to him when he's running toward me for a hug like the people on TV do, but I feel better after impact. Plus if you collapse on the floor in pain, he's going to think you want to wrestle.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Just Guard the Jewels at all times. I know I look silly when I cover my nads instead of reaching out to him when he's running toward me for a hug like the people on TV do, but I feel better after impact. Plus if you collapse on the floor in pain, he's going to think you want to wrestle.
Yes. Ched, first congrats, second invest in protective gear. Boys are a world of difference from girls. My wife blames me for my son and his physical nature. I say after 4 boy nephews it's just their nature. My son's a lot more fun than my daughter as he rough houses more than her, but damn sometimes he just won't stop! Tomboy that she is, my daughter doesn't play even half as rough as he likes it, either. Getting low to the ground in any way is an invitation to run over, jump-on, hit, or physically accost dad. The girl just wants to race and compete, the boy.. he wants to beat the crap out of dad. Oh the fun you'll have! |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Da Da Balls?
I lol'ed. Seriously. Thanks F13, for reminding me on a consistent basis why I have no distinct desire to have children. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Ironwood
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Kids are the only thing that really make this crap worthwhile.
I reckon if I didn't have Elena I'd be locked up on multiple counts of GBH. After a certain age, life for its own sake loses much of the attraction.
You can buy stuff, or help causes, or throw yourself into your career. The hollowness of your existence WILL come back to you in the dark.
Now here's Sarah with the weather.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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When she's drinking smoking and clubbing til 5AM with Sharon and Kelly, and dating a local yobbo... you'll yearn for that hollowness.
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Ironwood
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By that point, I'll be able to numb the pain by paying a select group of whores who are half my age to sit on my knob. While being completely out of my tree with any and all drugs that I can get my hands on.
See, by that stage the inevitability of Death will no longer seem like something to be avoided. I'll be watching the news about Gulf War 4 and Rocky 80 and The Bourne Infarction, just wishing to die.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Merusk
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That stage is just temporary, though. Then come the grandkids and your ability to spoil them even more rotten without having to deal with the consequences of your actions.
Watching my own parents, it looks like fun. I still want to club them, though.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Mortriden
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Damn I hate winters in Eugene--way too pale!
Does not compute. Be pale and proud. Wait, Zepp lives in Oregon? As am I silly Rabbit. We've had this talk before. |
It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos
Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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Righ
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Damn I hate winters in Eugene--way too pale!
Does not compute. Be pale and proud. Wait, Zepp lives in Oregon? As am I silly Rabbit. We've had this talk before. WHY HAVEN'T WE PARTIED? And omg, Righ is totally that girl from Ringu. |
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hal
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Damn kids, get off my lawn!
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Grandkids makes it all worth while. How could you make it worth while ? you inquire? Buy that boy a drum kit. imagination is your friend. They can not complain as you are their daddy. It is great fun. And after you overload them on sugar you send them home,,, with your child. Payback is hell... but great fun.
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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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I swear I'm not married to anything that resembles the late Joey Ramone except, possibly, in silhouette.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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